Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope bạn like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do bạn see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a con vẹt use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
bởi the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he đã đưa ý kiến something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope bạn like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do bạn see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a con vẹt use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
bởi the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he đã đưa ý kiến something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
Ok this is my danh sách of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned bởi 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did bạn run your last race?" and the một giây one said,"How did bạn win the race?" the runner đã đưa ý kiến 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes bạn say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked bạn out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if bạn were locked in a thực phẩm Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
