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Ok this is my danh sách of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned bởi 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did bạn run your last race?" and the một giây one said,"How did bạn win the race?" the runner đã đưa ý kiến 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes bạn say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked bạn out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if bạn were locked in a thực phẩm Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each ngày bạn have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of bạn read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of bạn have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform bạn that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each ngày bạn have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of bạn read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of bạn have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform bạn that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
