A young Aussie joins the navy. On the ngày he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, bạn will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what bạn ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came bởi and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could bạn tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the thuyền yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, bạn will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what bạn ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came bởi and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could bạn tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the thuyền yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
Ok this is my danh sách of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned bởi 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did bạn run your last race?" and the một giây one said,"How did bạn win the race?" the runner đã đưa ý kiến 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes bạn say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked bạn out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if bạn were locked in a thực phẩm Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
