1. Why did the turkey vượt qua, cross the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If bạn are American in the living room, what are bạn in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do bạn have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are bạn all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do bạn get when bạn vượt qua, cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the thiên nga when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got bạn covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!