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Jane Rizzoli spotted a man step out of a taxi and nearly walk into a woman rolling a baby carriage.
The man caught her staring so she turned away.

"Jane?" asked Maura, jarring her out of thoughts.
"Wha-? oh, sorry, Maura, I was thinking."
"About that cute man who stepped out of the cab?"
"No!"
"Casey?"
"No! And don't bạn think, Maura, that after your LAST boyfriend, you'd be a bit thêm careful about who bạn think is cute? What does he have in TWO suitcases? Severed body parts?"
" Ha! I'm careful!"
"Like bạn were careful about the psycho who gave bạn a severed hand encased in plaster?"
"Good point."
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Patrick Jane entered the Plaza hotel where he got his first surprise of the day: a young girl in a màu hồng, hồng dress running around like a nutcase.
His một giây surprise came in the form of the woman he nearly crashed into leaving his taxi. She was getting into the elevator, and he followed her in.
"Oh! it's you! I'm sorry- i- I'm just so clumsy sometimes!" she apologized.

"No, it's ok.. Are you...?"
"Married? No, but I'm dating."
Her kid gurgled, and he smiled.
"Christine, this is... uh... "
"Patrick Jane, CBI." he said, offering his hand to the woman.
"Doctor Temperance Brennan, of the Jeffersonian crime lab." she said" bạn can call me bởi my moniker: Bones."
They both stopped and stared at each other when what they đã đưa ý kiến sank in.
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I watched Rizzoli and Isles from behind a tree. PB (peacebaby7) We were assigned bởi Skipper to watch them. CC and Kristen chose to stay behind. Monique and Lexii were going to spy on Patrick Jane and Bones.
"This can't be a coincidence." says PB "Bones, The Mentalist, and Rizzoli and Isles here on the same day. Who's next?! The Halliwell Sisters?!"
"Hey, the Penguins exist. So why not all of them?"
I say, but I whisper it a bit too loud and our targets hear us.
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"This is so exciting! EEEEEEEEE! Patrick Jane!" squealed Lexii, earning a weird look from Monique.
"Ok... Ok, I'll stop. Sorry, I won't go all fangirl again."
"Shhhhh! Be Quiet, they'll hear us." đã đưa ý kiến Monique, her voice nearly echoing in two large ornamental pots the two girls were hiding in.

"So, you've read my work." đã đưa ý kiến Bones, "i'm impressed." đã đưa ý kiến Bones
"Every book. Kathy Reichs is phenominal." đã đưa ý kiến Mr. Jane
"You seem like someone who... gets people. In most anthroplogical studies, certain people are capable of going a step further and read "tells" or... unconcious reactions people have. they can indicate anything. These people are commonly known as' Mentalists." But I don't believe in that stuff." đã đưa ý kiến Bones
" I grew up learning how to do that. Now i work for the CBI on alot of their cases..reading tells...busting criminals...playing golf with mobsters. I'm tracking down the man who killed my family: Red John. I got a lead that say's he's in New York City ." đã đưa ý kiến Jane

"Well... it seems bạn live an interesting life. I, however, do forensic work. I give names to the unidentified. I think it's a powerful thing to give someone their name back."

"I remember her saying that!" whispered Monique.

"Did bạn just hear voices coming from that jar?" asked Jane
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Crud, our cover was blown!
"Ok, kids, out from behind the tree!" đã đưa ý kiến Jane
"Were bạn two spying on us?" asked Maura

"Uh........no?" I say, sheepishly.
"Really." đã đưa ý kiến Rizzoli
"Look, the truth's crazy enough as it is. You'd think we're insane." i say
"Well, I'm sure it won't." đã đưa ý kiến Maura, kindly.
"Ok... so... bạn two and everybody you've ever known has been on-" I began to say, but was cut off bởi the sound of two cellphones ringing.
"Rizzoli."
"isles"
"I'm on it... wait a sec. I'm on vacation!"
"In the sewers?"
"Be right there."
"I'm on my way."
"You guys can't go in the sewers!"cries PB
"Look, kid, I'm sure we can handle a few little rats." đã đưa ý kiến Jane, getting up to leave.
"Look, it's not the little one's She's warning bạn about."
I say
"Explain then, but make it quick!"
Good Galaleio, this was gonna be hard!
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"The Mentalist? i'm on a show.. called"The Mentalist?" đã đưa ý kiến Mr.Jane, skeptically, pausing only to take a sip of his tea." I don't fully believe it, but all the world's a stage, as they say."

" i, for one, find it impossible to believe. I don't think my life is interesting enough to be on a tv show." đã đưa ý kiến Bones.
"You look at dead bodies, Booth is super hot, and your lack of knowledge of pop culture makes your conversations hilarious. What couldn't be interesting about THAT?" asks Lexii
"Makes sense. hiển thị me an episode>" she asked.
The first result that popped up on Hulu Plus was "The Woman in the Tunnels ('06)"
When the episode was over, enough time had been wasted, so Monique asked.. "Earlier, bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn had a lead on Red John.. what was it?"
"An anonomyous phone call. I heard a few words before the line went dead. They đã đưa ý kiến red John was hiding in the sewers."
"The sewers?!" cried Lexii and Monique at the same time
.................................................................................. Meanwhile, we followed the two crime solving females, unbeknownst to them of course, into the sewers.
Looking around the area where the call đã đưa ý kiến the body was, Rizzoli đã đưa ý kiến 'Is something wrong here, Maura, hoặc is it just me?"
"Yep. Nothing's here." observed Maura.
"ANNND THE GENIUS AWARD OF 2012 GOEEEES TOOOO: MAURA ISLES!!!!" đã đưa ý kiến Rizzoli in a fake game hiển thị host voice.

"wait up, guys!" calls PB
"Woah! bạn kids can't be here! This is a crime scene!" says Rizzoli
"Oh.. good luck solving the case of the Invisible Body with the Invisible NYPD!" i say, sarcastically.

"Even a năm old could tell that this is just a disgusting old sewer." piped up PB

We heard a rustling noise from the tunnel we were in. looking to my left i shined the flashlight on a grate, a "Danger ahead" sign, and hundreds of little con chuột eyes darting away from the bright light.
"We have to run.. now!" I say, pushing the women forward.
"Why are we running?!" asked Rizzoli, frantically climbing up the ladder.
"THAT"S WHY!!!!" screams PB, and the women turn to just get a glimpse of the con chuột King making a grab for Maura's ankles, just as she scrambled out of the sewer,
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! screamed Rizzoli, grabbing for her gun.
"You take a shot at me toots, and I"ll take your gun, and then I'll eat it." called the con chuột King. "Come on down, i swear i won't do nothin' bad."
"Why don't bạn come on up?" I challanged
"Can't, dude. my shoulders can't fit through that tiny opening. Come down here again, and You're gonna get it!" he said, scurrying away

"Not if the penguins get bạn first!" yelled PB
"You really WERE telling the truth....' đã đưa ý kiến Maura, foggily.
The we heard a voice from around the corner....
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Patrick Jane, Bones, Monique and Lexii turned the corner. Bones left her baby back at the hotel, where she was being cared for bởi her neighbor, once she explained to her that she was leaving to go to a 'job site" where she couldn't afford to take her baby.
"What kind of a person brings two teens on a manhunt in the sewers to find a psychotic killer?!" asks Lexii, "Not that I'm complaning, hoặc anything!"

"You're right. i should've left bạn with Christine and the neighbors. But i still say that there's hidden cameras filming me, and Lisbon is laughing her butt off at her sick little joke." đã đưa ý kiến Jane
" I'm going to have to agree with Lexii. There are far thêm logical places for a killer to hide than in a sewer." đã đưa ý kiến Bones.
" Haven't bạn read ANYTHING bởi Arthur Conan Doyle? Almost all of Moriatry's evil dealings happened in the Luân Đôn Sewers!" đã đưa ý kiến Jane
"i've read all of his books, but found the cases... obvious and simplisctic." đã đưa ý kiến Bones, just as they rounded the corner.
Monique and lexii could hear their names being shouted.
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Ch. five

"Oh, it's you! Did anyone ever tell bạn that bạn look just like Angie Harmon?' đã đưa ý kiến Patrick Jane, walking up to Rizzoli.
"Who's Angie Harmon?" asks Maura
"She plays Detective Rizzoli on "Rizzoli and Isles". And, you, my good miss, look just Like Sasha Alexander." says Jane.," Patrick Jane, CBI." he introduces
"Uh... I got news for ya, bub. We ARE Rizzoli and Isles. Boston PD." đã đưa ý kiến Rizzoli
"Woah! Do i gotta put my hands up?" says Jane, jokingly. "I've known people who can fake ID's."
"This isn't fake." she says, handing it to him.
"You're right. Wait, bạn kids were telling the truth?"
"Yep." says Monique
"The whole time." says Lexii
"Now, I've gotta get into that sewer! The man who ruined my life is somewhere down there!" đã đưa ý kiến Jane, attempting to get bởi Rizzoli and enter the sewer.

"Sorry, no can do."
"Why not?"
"Because there's a gigantic, mutated, killer sewer con chuột down there!" shouts Maura
"Ok, i believe bạn about the whole "My-life-is-a- popular-TV-show-on-TNT" thing, but how dumb do bạn think I am?"
"Pretty stupid. bạn should listen to a pretty woman the tiếp theo time she tells bạn to stay out of the sewer." called the con chuột King.
"Told ya." says PB
"I wouldn't come down here, dude. not unless bạn want me to break your face! The red head's right: i AM a giant mutated rat, but not a killer."
"Ok, then hiển thị me the turtles."
"What?!"
"Never mind."
"If bạn want turtles, go to the zoo."
That reminds me of something... something serious!
'Guys, we gotta head to the zoo, now! This is all a trap!" i say, running to Central Park.
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"Why are we going to the zoo?!" asks Bones, panting, once we've reached the ticket booth.

What a lovely sight Alice's chua face makes when you're trying to keep your cool!

"Big family. bạn married to the ginger?' asks Alice

"yeah. The brunette's their aunt." says Jane]

"Enjoy your time at the zoo. Don't feed the animals. Don't touch the animals. and Don't ask me annoying questions." says Alice
"Wow. She seems very positive." các bình luận Maura.
"Yeah, she's always like that.' says Monique.
"She hates questions." says Lexii. "A lot."

I crept over towards the dumpster, and several seconds, and a bright flash of light later from Kowalski's machine, I was staring at Monique, the Emperor Penguin, PB, the Gentoo penguin, Lexii the lemur, Patrick Jane, the golden- colored badger, Bones, the red- tailed hawk and Rizzoli and Isles, the two Asian Otters, like Marlene.
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Chapter 6
We all fit through the một giây entry point into the HQ, and we were relieved to find the penguins, CC and Kristen playing a game of Poker.
Oh, thank goodness, you're all right!" says PB
"Why wouldn't we be?" asks CC
"I don't know, Adam rushed us all in here." says Lexii
"Oh, guys, this is, Rizzoli and Isles, Patrick Jane, and Bones Brennan." introduces Monique
"Guys, i think they were all brought here because of
Blowhole!"
"Who's Blowhole?" asks Rizzoli
"Skipper's cá heo nemesis. He's a supervillian bent on ruling the world. he has a scar on the left side of his face hidden bởi a mechanical eye. he has a pretty good hát voice, for villainous scum." says Bones.
"You don't know who Kelly Clarkson is, Temperance, but bạn know about the Penguins of Madagascar?" i ask
"Parker, my boyfriend's son, watches it, a lot.' she says.
Skipper's about to say something, when Kowalski does a fangirl squeal and đã đưa ý kiến "Temperance Brennan, it's an honor! I'm sure bạn know of my inventions and my intellect, which pales in comparison to yours.'
"Your methods are somewhat flawed whenever skipper asks for options. Your inventions are whimsical and usually improbable, but bạn do have a vast ammount of knowledge in areas I don't." she said
"uh... Bones, i think bạn may have hurt his feelings." whispered Rizzoli, and Bones looked sorry.
"No, it's ok." đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski," i forgive her. Sometimes when she states facts she doesn't realize that she's unintentionally hurting people's feelings. I'm used to being called a flawed genius, but my inventions DO work... until they explode." he muttered the last part.
"Listen, don't we have a problem to deal with?" aska maura.
"oh, yeah!" says PB
"What kind of problem?" asks Kristen
"and what's this about Blowhole?' asks Skipper
" Ok... we followed Rizzoli and Isles, like bạn told us. We tell them about the TV hiển thị when they both get calls saying there's a body in the sewer. They go, despite their being on vacation and having to work with the NYPD. We follow them and there's nothing down there, no body, no police. Our Loud talking gets the attention of the con chuột King, who chases us back up. They believe us. Then Patrick , Monique, Bones and Lexii come saying that Red John, the guy who killed Jane's family, is down there, but he too is threatened bởi the con chuột King before he could enter. No Red John either, otherwise the con chuột King would've beat him to a pulp bởi now. It has Blowhole written all over it!!!" i conclude
"i'll give bạn kudos for thinking like me. But if this is Blowhole, then why would he go through all this trouble to get to these humans?" asks Skipper
"that's for me to know and bạn to find out. i doubt that even Temperance Brennan could figure out my evil plan!" đã đưa ý kiến Blowhole's voice from the TV
"The TV? Again?' asks Kristen" Why do bạn ALWAYS do that?!"
"I have my reasons. Look, Peng-u-ins... and guests... i hate to cut our talk short, but I'm running out of battery power! until we meet once more! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhh!"

"So that's Blowhole?" asks Rizzoli
"yep.' says Skipper. 'kowalski, any intel on where he boradcasted from?"
"Let me check."
"He sounds like that Dr Horrible guy who did that musical movie/blog.' các bình luận Jane.
"you have no idea." I say, andd breifly explain the DreamWorks- filming -the -penguins -lives -thing.
"Sir.' says Kowalski" I've tracked the signal."
"Excelente, Kowalski! Where is it?"
"uh... that's the problem. It would appear, sir, that Blowhole's broadcasting from Copenhagen, Denmark."
To be continued on the morrow.
Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: thêm like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...
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"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," đã đưa ý kiến Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter Mũi tên xanh drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, hoặc kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons hoặc so," đã đưa ý kiến Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it thêm like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," đã đưa ý kiến Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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Source: Me. :3
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Source: Hannah(Me) and Richard (Idea)
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Source: Me And Mya
posted by 67Dodge
"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can bạn believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, hoặc just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope bạn realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...
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posted by 67Dodge
"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two phút afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female chim cánh cụt wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...
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posted by 67Dodge
The masked medics onsite began to unwrap the bandages on the female chim cánh cụt Hannah found earlier, and layered them with cleaner ones. 

"She'll be fine, just give us a few weeks to let the stitches niêm phong, con dấu up, alright?" asked one of the anonymous doctors. 

"Alright," Hannah breathed a sigh of relief. 

"They're- Done?" the patient asked. 

"Yes Vic, and thank god, bạn Mất tích so much blo-" Hannah was cut off bởi a scream from Vic. 

"DON'T SAY WHAT I LOST~! It-It'll only call him back...!!" Vic whimpered, squeezing Hannah's flipper. 

"Shhh... There there, the pain is gone, and he can't touch bạn now,...
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posted by 67Dodge
Hannah swiftly followed the path Kowalski took, recognizing every building, scanning over each đường phố, street sign and number, still in the correct direction. She stopped short of a crosswalk, catching her breath and wiping her forehead. 

"Good god, if I can't get to Private, oh my god... I can't chịu, gấu seeing him in.. So much pain.." Hannah's maternal instinct spiked within her heart, as it blasted to the speed of sound, giving her a renewed strength. 

Hannah raced past bystanders, not giving a care in the world about how rude it was, since her hàng đầu, đầu trang priority at the moment is finding her de-facto son...
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posted by 67Dodge
A calm breeze erupted from a single air vent in the room, bringing a cool flow of air in a relatively hot ngày in Fort Grumley, aside from the occasional tick of a perpetually Nữ hoàng băng giá clock, the only sounds made were the light discussions of Hannah, as she began to tend to a distressed Kowalski about his experience.  

"I see he tortured you, but bạn đã đưa ý kiến on the last day, he was "nice" to you?" asked Hannah, dabbing disinfectant wipes on Kowalski's scrapes and cuts. 

"As in, he really had no intention of hurting me, if anything, he seemed pretty lonely the whole time. I assume from how he behaves...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve and the gang battle Voltaire
Steve and the gang battle Voltaire
Voltaire draws chainsaw even closer to Steve
Voltaire: This is too easy! No one can stop me now!
Cat's voice: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr....!!!!
Sherlock: What the heck was that?
Cat continues while running on stage furiously
Steve: Cat?
Cat continues and breaks through cage
Voltaire: What the?
Cat: ...aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! (Tackles and hits Voltaire while riding on him)
Voltaire: Ow! (Drops chainsaw. Chainsaw turns off) Ouch! Ouch! xin chào get off me!
Cat: Don't touch my boyfriend! (Punches him and gets off)
Voltaire falls and his arms get pulled back bởi Cat
Voltaire: Yeow! Let go of me!
Cat: First give me the key...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Sherlock examines blue hair left bởi the thief that kidnapped baby Junior
Sherlock examines blue hair left by the thief that kidnapped baby Junior
Steve (Enters): Ah, what a beautiful ngày in the neighborhood! The pinball tournament is tonight and all my Những người bạn are gonna watch me play!
Mr and Mrs. Travis (enter): Junior! Junior! Where are you! Please come back!!! (Mrs Travis cries)
Steve: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Travis! (Gasp) Why Mrs Travis, what's the matter?
Mrs Travis (crying): Our baby Junior is GONE!!!
Steve: What?! What happened to him?
Mr. Travis: He's been kidnapped! We went to wake him up this morning and he wasn't in his crib.
Mrs Travis (crying): Instead we found this! (Shows baby dummy)
Steve: Oh my gosh! That is strange.
Mrs Travis (crying):...
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"Ah, hello Dewey, nice to see ya for the first time, bạn don't look too bad yourself," đã đưa ý kiến The Kid with a muse.

"Oh, I'm aware of who bạn are, you're that crime lord that's been making my boys look bad!" he shouted angrily. 

"That was me? Look bad at what? bạn can't prove jack shit fat boy, and who are ya gonna tell, the cops?" asked the Kid with a light chuckle. 

King Dewey's face then turned from one of rage, to a smirk. 

"Nope, I know the cops aren't my guys, but I know one thing for sure, Kid, if that's even your name," đã đưa ý kiến King Dewey. 

"Oh yeah, what?" asked the Kid with a wide grin. ...
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posted by Random-Partier
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been Những người bạn with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that chuông, bell eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Little note: Some things in this chapter will be a teeny tiny bit different to the RP. :P)

As the group sat on the ground, desperately trying to think of ways to save Emma, Kait slipped away, then came back with a armful (or flipperful) of leaves.

"What are bạn doing lass?" Ashley asked curiously.

"I'm putting these on her cuts, it should stop any thêm blood loss." Kait explained. She passed a handful of them to Dylan, asking him to help, then began laying some around the wounds. She tied a few around Emma's flippers, and sat back down.

"I hope she'll be a bit better now." Ashley said, patting...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As they rushed off to their first class, (Art) Scarlette couldn't help but feel a little down that Joel wouldn't be there, since he was still in hospital. The doctor had told her that he should be out bởi tomorrow, and she hoped that would be true, he was one of her best friends. As the two penguins opened the door cautiously, and the art teacher gave them a confused look. Erin explained what happened to him, and sat down in her usual seat, tiếp theo to a small hole in the cave, which was classed as a window. She stared outside, her head in the clouds. She really wanted to find out why that oil substance...
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The giờ afterwards, I went off with these penguins to see the zoo in it's entirety. Skipper the Skipper (Woah, ego trip there. O.e) advised that we start at the main gate to get this tour through. So instead of heading there on foot, they led me towards the inside of their Habitat. Climbing down, I saw that their trang chủ life was pretty simple and rugged: Ugh, barbaric dwellings, my foot ghế đẩu, phân has better style than anything in here. All I saw inside was solid concrete, and only one window that only gave bạn an underwater view, it would be nice, if it had cá SWIMMING IN IT!!! Then again, this...
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"I've done it!!" Kowalski burst out of his lab holding a ray-gun looking thing. Lexii, Emma, Dylan, Jhordan, and the rest of the penguins looked up from their card game.
Skipper sighed and laid his cards down on the table. "What have bạn done now, Kowalski?" he said, annoyed. Rico switched his cards with Skipper's.
"I get the feeling you're mocking me. " Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến irritated.
Skipper smirked.
"Anyway, I have created.. the Inanimatron! " He đã đưa ý kiến proudly, holding his invention up into the air.
"What's it do? " Dylan asked, looking interested.
"Glad bạn asked!" Kowalski smirked. "You see,...
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