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 They are evil
They are evil
I noticed something. Yes, I know that sounds unbelievable, it scares me too.

It seems a lot of people are wondering where the seemingly ngẫu nhiên hatred of Smurfs on fanpop came from.

I know, sounds strange to me too. So I decided to investigate this mystery that has led to confusion and gnashing of teeth on Fanpop.

 Creepy!
Creepy!


I did a little search, and the results were as suspected: I started it.

Yes, innocent little dazl. Didn't expect that one, did you?

See, Smurfs scare me. Always have. And no, I will not tell bạn why. That's a private matter between me and my shrink on Tuesdays, and my therapy group on Thursdays and Saturday afternoons.

So, I naturally thought of defending myself. Self defense. And choking came to mind. Therefore, link arose.

 I'm not normally this angry looking
I'm not normally this angry looking


Then, I began to think, since Fanpoppers apparantly find the idea of killing little blue thing disgusting. And then it hit me. A viable nguồn of nutrition AND a method of elimination! Which led to link.



It then seemed to snowball. Everyone soon knew of my aversion to the cerulean sprites and began to tease me *suppresses memory*.

 My new plan
My new plan


Then, something wonderous happened. Other Smurf haters declared themselves Gargamelian. And bởi that I mean AntiSmurf.

Soon, the hatred of Smurfs had dripped over into picks. People began to imagine me fighting Smurfs, running from Smurfs...*panic attack*

So that is the shameful secret of the Anti-Smurfers.

To the AntiSmurfers: Yes, I know I owe bạn guys wages for keeping them away from me. I'll pay bạn when Chel runs out of picks.

To those who like Smurfs: Sorry?

UPDATE: I just saw someone asking about the Smurf thing in one of Chel's picks. Now that is timing!
 Scared...
Scared...
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Source: Me.
This is a test :p
Why did I write it? I'm not so sure. Probably I was bored, probably I wanted to write something really really clever but failed, probably,...ok let's stop this. bạn get the point - hoặc not. Either way, continue đọc ;)

How annoying am I? (or: Am I too annoying for Justin Bieber?)

Just read these and count how many are true for you.One point for every true fact.

You are annoying when....

(...you are not a người hâm mộ of me.)-> ok this one was for fun...sorry xP Now let's start.
(I wonder how many people unfan me after this)

...you are a spammer
...you have created obvious duplicate spots...
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 *Fanpoppers: Earn Your những người hâm mộ ~ Don't Bribe For Them!
*Fanpoppers: Earn Your Fans ~ Don't Bribe For Them!
G'day awesome Fanpoppers!
This can either be considered as a rambling rant hoặc as something of concern bởi a fellow Fanpopper. Over the last few days I have noticed that so many các câu hỏi asked in the các câu trả lời feature is in relation to users trying to increase their fanlist. I have come across at least half a dozen các câu hỏi in various spots where users are asking other users to người hâm mộ them and promising to reward them with props.
To me that just is not the appropriate way to increase one's fanlist. Your fans, just like your props, should be earned!
What bothers me is just how many people are requesting...
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posted by jarik
Bullys are vultures because like vultures a bully will only pick on those that appear weak.

A con kên kên is really a cowardly creature that only goes after prey that is weak. A con kên kên will never attack another animal that will fight back.

I'm not advocating violence because that just leads to thêm problems. But I do think a person should give an appearance of strength to ward off
any bullys. A bully just wants to get a rise out of bạn so don't give them want and go about your business. Always take the high road when being confronted bởi a bully and don't sink to their leval of cruelty.

Like most of bạn I was picked on when I was in school but I never gave into them hoặc resort to violence. I just ignored them and went on with my life because they were not worth fighting. A bully is nothing but a vuture looking for weak prey.
posted by jarik
It's almost giáng sinh and I want to send out
season's greetings to everyone on my fanlist.
I would tình yêu to send greetings to bạn all
individually but since my fanlist has swollen
to over 200 people that won't be pactical. So
I decided to take the shotgun approach and just
send a blanket season's greetings to everyone on
my fanlist.

In whatever manner bạn celebrate the season in
your part of the world I hope bạn all will have a
wonderful time with your families and friends. And that bạn all be an toàn, két an toàn during the holidays.

Here's hoping everyone has a grand time and that in the coming năm bạn will all find peace and prosperity in your lives.
Today December 8th at 7:50 pm a beautiful baby girl was born.... her name is Samantha Ann Wilson. We are all very excited to welcome this baby girl and I being one of many em bé to mama on fanpop am proud to say I am a big sister now.=)
She came out about 6 pounds and 11 oz. Congradulations mamma to your new bundle of joy! To all that dont know Ciarra she is a great mother and a wonderful person. I give her all the luck in the world and hope to see samantha's picture soon!! Agian congrats and good luck with your new baby girl!!
posted by amazondebs
Tonight a pick was đã đăng that started out as a argument but within the giờ it had turned in to a brilliant and hilarious conversation between 6 hoặc so ngẫu nhiên người hâm mộ poppers
We talked of pizza, bánh pizza and meeting up and how life on fanpop could be thêm dramatic than any TV show, in fact, I do believe it was the most ngẫu nhiên conversation ever and even has a equally ngẫu nhiên pick created about it bởi miss cinders
link
where the conversation carried on about where to hold this fanpop meeting where we all eat pizza, bánh pizza and some of nosemuffin’s muffins.
Sadly we had to turn the conversation to the above pick and other...
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Source: me
The plane ride trang chủ was boring. I walked in the door not surprised to see Chandler, my tách trà, teacup chihuahua. I was surprised, however, to find a little white box with a blue laced ribbon wrapped in a bow. under it was a cream envelope addressed to 'Becky'. I slowly opened the envelope, inside was a card with a picture of a man and a woman holding hands. I opened the card, "My tình yêu Becky, I have known bạn for 10 years, and in that 10 years my tình yêu for bạn has grown a tremendous amount. bạn must have found the little white box. Please open it now..."
I closed the card and gripped the tiny white box...
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Source: Me.
posted by Spotty_Vision21
STORY
It all started with the First Universe. An animal stumbled across a Paradox and activated it. The First Universe was swallowed into a Paradox. In this empty white space, the animal found Consciousness. It realized that, in a Paradox, the laws of Nature do not apply. So, as it got bored, it created a new universe. In this một giây Universe, the Animal created a sentient species. Soon, this sentient species created a new Paradox. That was many, many universes ago. We are the current universe, the New Universe, and it is our job to find a new Paradox and launch ourselves into a new world.

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Source: Me
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Source: my awesome ghetto phone
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Source: ME/Health Care for Women