Fanfictions Article: Blaming the Fanfic writers...

posted by yumiat

l poked Light. "What?" Poke. "Why are bạn poking me?" Poke. "Do bạn need cake?" Poke. "Stop frikin poking me!" Light grabbed the plate of cake that l was eating and threw it across the room. "The chance bạn are kira has risen 2%." Light resisted the urge to beat the panda like detective. "Do bạn even keep track of this 'chance I am kira' thing?" Light asked. l nodded and pointed to his head. "In my mind." "Then wouldn't it be at like 100% now?" "Are bạn admitting that bạn are kira?" "No." l shook his head. "Denial. Another 3%." Light groaned. "That's so ANNOYING!" "I'll stop if bạn admit your kira." "NEVER! I'm not-" Light's yell was interrupted bởi a quiet, yet clear voice. "5%, 10%, 20%, 6%." It was Near. "As of this week, the chance bạn are Kira has risen 47%. bạn should be quiet and not hiển thị any sign of violence to prevent your percentage from going up." Light had a shocked emotion on his face. It's true, Light thought. In all the fanfictions he had been put in, he could've just shut up and the chance he was kira would stop going up. "I blame the authors of my fanfictions." Light mumbled. "Blaming others for what is CLEARLY your fault? Another 3%." And Light continued a loop of raising his percentage.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never đã đăng them and I don't plan to. I was nghề viết văn this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, bạn wasted a couple phút of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. bạn decided to read this. But if bạn somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my tiếp theo fanfic.

1

Bella's Secret Sister from the Future Chapter 1

posted by cici1264

Renesmee ( Taylor )

Nessie comes back from the future and pretends to be Bella's sister. But she can't tell anyone that she is from the future, and that she is Bella's and Edward's daughter. But it will be hard because Edward can read her mind and find out who she is. Alice can't see her and might think that Nessie is a werewolf. And Nessie also looks like Bella and Edward and that might give the secret away. Jacob might see her and imprint on her. And she acts like a vampire.

"Taylor come on hurry up we are going to be late for school!" mom shouted while I was sneaking back into my window after a full night of...

1

The Raven Named Craig (Pt. 2: Confessions)

posted by Puppetmaster111

Craig and his three Những người bạn sat at the far right corner of the bleechers at the Cow's game.

But Craig really was the only one paying attention in the group. Tweek was twitching and looking down (he became a tad calmer since the 6th grade). And Clyde and Token were making out passionatly.

"Well, I'm going to have a smoke, any one want to join?" Craig offered. "N-no thank bạn Craig!" Tweek blirted still looking down and twiching.

Token pulled himself away from Clyde and looked at Craig, "Nah, unlike you, I don't want to end up like Kyle's da-"

"TOKEN!" Clyde interupted, "Don't talk about Kyle's...

Warriors code and honnor chpt. 2 (pt2): bạn can't have her!

posted by Puppetmaster111

Key:
(Ooman language)
"Yautja language"

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

Scar showed Lex down to his chambers. He honestly couldn't wait to get out of his armor, it was starting to take a tole on his back and muscles.
He opened the door after typing in his room-code and allowed Lex to walk in first.
Lex looked around the strange room, but it really didn't look to far away from an abrage human's room.
It had a closet
A bed
Dresser
Even a night stand.
Lex looked back at Scar, he was undressing, so she turned around as fast as she could.
Scar already had his chest-plate's off, he unhooked the iron...

Game stuck part 3

posted by Flamefox

link to be mean,Why'd bạn bring her here though?!,Roy asked.Cause you're the one of the only people i trust!,Marth yeld.Ugh,fine,but i only have tow rooms that are open cause many people have tried to attack me...,Roy said.So?,I asked.Since there's only' two rooms and the stairs that lead upstairs there's only two beds....,Roy explained as if he where talking to a seven năm old.Why are bạn talking like that i'm fifteen!just cause i'm short does'nt mean i'm not this old!,i yeld.It was quiet all of a sudden.How old do bạn think i am?,i asked.I'll go get some blankets and sheets for bạn two!,he...

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt14): Re-joined

posted by Puppetmaster111

Disclaimer: bạn should get it bởi now... I only own a few characters, not all of them!
Warning: I put thêm bloody voilent stuff with bad words in tis! XD
BUT I DID SENSOR SOME WORDS!

-L-L-

Lex layed down in her bed, after today... fighting with that bastard Ron. She just wanted to sleep.
But that dream shattered when she heard the door open, she was going back and forth on greating the person hoặc people. But on the other hand, she would just pretend to be asleep.
She desided to pretend to be asleep, but that's not in her nature realy...
BANG!!
She shot her eyes open and sat strait up in her bed.
She...

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt10): I refuse to forget!

posted by Puppetmaster111

Disclaimer: I only own: Sara Sandrzik and Hirou the healer, no one else!
Warning: bad words and bloody stuffz! :D

While Scar was putting his mask back on, he felt the earth beneath him tremble... it was simaler to the way Lex was trembling before.
(Um... did bạn guys feel that to?) Savern said, breaking the silence.
"I did... do you-" Lex began, but she was cut off bởi the the Queen jumping out of the ground.
Lex was grabbed bởi the Queens tail, she was sqeezing the life out of her!
Scar atempted to jump up to the Queen and slice her inhalf, but the Queen just began to sqeeze harder!
Lex began to bleed...

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt7): How dare they!

posted by Puppetmaster111

Scar: What does that tittle mean?! *looks at lex all consernicis.*
Lex: I hope she's not-
Me: NO ONE WILL DIE! (exept a few other speices of aliens... >.>')
Savern: Not me right...
Me: *Sighs*

Disclaimer: If I own any of the characters in the fallowing fiction.... then I geuse I'm superman!
Warning: Bad words and violence! Oh my!

"LET GO DAMN YOU!" Lex shouted. But the Alien kept his grip on her. He tightened on his grip on her with his tail. He wasn't going to let her go!

-p-p-

Scar didn't here Lex's scream's for help until it was too late!
She was gone...
(LEX!!!!!!) Scar roared. He failed...

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt5)

posted by Puppetmaster111

Disclaimer: Yeah, I own no characters, only story line like I đã đưa ý kiến before!
Warning: Bad words and blood!

Lex was petrified in fear, now, not just one, but TWO predators were infront of her. One of them was holding her arm tight, probebly to keep her from moving... but why?
She then remembered that Sabastion's friend đã đưa ý kiến that there was a sacraficial chamber... was she going to be sacrificed? HA! Such laughable thoughts!
'Why would they...? The one infront of me could have finished me off before, but he didn't!'
But still, she wanted to get away. But the damn creature wouldn't let her arm go!
She...

Jackie chan adventure: Rising and falling (pt3): meanwhile

posted by Puppetmaster111

Authers note: This is an add on, it's just focusing on thêm of the characters! Like I said, I only own a few of the characters, not all of them! x3

-h-h-

Haruhi sat still on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a stack of broken, tattered, and rusty cars in that old thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác yard. She tried to remember who she met about a năm ago. She just remembered he had dark purple hair, and a few percings here-and-there.
She then just remembered his nickname: MC Cobra.
But she didn't really remember his real name... what was it? It was Japanese like her name. And to be honest... she really liked his name too.
What was that guys name......

Black and Red blood (pt4): What it means to be a vampire

posted by Puppetmaster111

Authors note: Hey, before bạn read, I just want bạn guys to know I'm getting a lot of insparation for Warriors Code and Honnor chapter 3!!! :D

Seras layed down in her coffined, she knew it was daytime outside. She fell asleep after a few minutes.
When she slept she dreamed about her family... what a horrid dream it was! bạn see, her family was killed bởi a group of thugs. She had to watch from a closet... and that memory haunts her to this day!
She woke up to the sound of a male voice saying 'Time to get up Police girl!'. She shot up.
Her master was infront of her grinning ever so wickedly.
He...

An anime Fanfiction

posted by madening_mahem

The 20 năm old Info broker, Izaya Orihara (折原臨也), wasn't known for loving one human (or woman) in paticular...

That was...until he saw Moira Kagamine (モイラ鏡音), an 18 năm old and a manager of two high-end stores, with a lolita fashion style to boot.

Of course he wasn't completely head over heels for her (what kind of story would it make without semi-reality and filers :D), but she DEFINITELY caught his eye. At first, he thought nothing of it, but soon he saw her again , and again. She had taken notice as well, apparently, the reason why they saw each other so frequently was...

Game stuck part 1

posted by Flamefox

Ugh....,i groaned as i fell onto my couch.I was tired from trying to earn money for my place 24/7.*Knock* *knock* What now?,i thought going to my door.I opened the door to see two people that make bạn pay tax's.You need to pay within a week,or the house is ours,the one one the left.Can't bạn wait?i need thêm time!,i said.Well bạn need to pay now-,he đã đưa ý kiến cut off.Just this one time Lil Red,the on the right said.Thanks....,i đã đưa ý kiến closing the door before they could say more.I went back to my đi văng and turned on the TV.Get prepared for the major earthquake tonight....,said the lady on the news.Yeah...

Black and Red blood (pt2): Master's Master

posted by Puppetmaster111

Alucard let the fledgling go. She didn't have Icey-blue eyes any more, they were thêm like his, a crimson color.
He acualy prefured that color over her blue eyes. But the dracula didn't know why...!
Then the draculina flinched in shock, but the câu hỏi was: Why did she flinch like that?
Alucard thinks the girl is strange... but of course she isn't used to being in the hellsing mansion! So he read her mind like a book.
'Where the bloody hell am I?!'
'Hellsing Mansion police girl!' Alucard answered with a smirk across his face.
Seras jumped 2 inches in the bloody air! How could he read her mind!?...

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt8): We WILL survive

posted by Puppetmaster111

Savern: *sighs* so my brother gets a girl but I stay single huh...?
Me: Oh cry me a freaking river! bạn will get a girl in one of the chapters, chill out!
Savern: ... she's Yautja... right?
Lex: *slaps Savern*
Scar: *punches head*

Disclaimer: I own no characters!
Warning: bad words and bloody and violent stuff.
Key:
-S-S- = Savern's promo
-s-s- = Scars promo
-L-L- = Lex's promo
-Q-Q- = Queen alien promo
-A-A- = alien promo

Scar started his gun to fire, cause bởi the time he get's in there, there will be thousens of thoughs damn granted preys!
(Scar, bạn can't just-)
(I don't want to hear all of your none-sence...

1

Warriors code and honnor chpt. 2 (pt1): I will stand for her!

posted by Puppetmaster111

AN: Chapter 2 is out! And I hope bạn guys like it!
Warning: Violence and bad words in this one too!

Lex sat completely still in her chair, even though Scar was tiếp theo to her, holding her hand, she was obviously scared.
Would they like her?
Would she get exepted into the clan as Scars mate?
Would they give her and Scar freedom?
Scar looked at Lex, "Lex, bạn don't have to be so scared. If bạn need my help... just ask!" Scar đã đưa ý kiến to comfort her. And it worked too!
Lex looked at Scar with a smile.
(Hey, Lex, I don't mean to be rude to you... but bạn might not wanna speak in your languadge!) Ayami comented....

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt13): Don't bạn DARE!

posted by Puppetmaster111

-L-L-

Lex still had the scrony man up agenst the wall. She was angrier than a dog that just Mất tích his prey to a pack of wolves.
Ron was dumbfounded on how strong this engered woman was! Shure, he was scrony, bit still... that lady looked like a bloody pulp before they healed her!
Lex then threw him on the floor, "If bạn don't mind, I'd like to lay down again! I don't realy have a perfect bill of health, now... please get your dead hide OUT OF HERE!" She demanded in a cold-as-stone voice. Infact, if bạn were to hear this voice... bạn are garanteed to be chilled to the bone!
Ron got up off his butt...

1

Warriors code and honnor (pt6): I won't alow it!

posted by Puppetmaster111

Scar: Oh, look she gave this chapter a tittle for a change!
Savern: Oh, cool, didn't notice!
Lex: Are bạn being honest here Sav...?
Me: Shut up! I can't think!

Disclaimer: I own no charries, just story line mmmmm... K?
Warning: Naughty words and blood! Oh no!

Scar and his brother ran as fast as they could. But Scar wanted to slow down for the ooman, but he wouldn't, because he was scared that the damned drones would catch up with them.

-a-a-

The Queen was stuck, trapped in her shacles. She was pissed, all of her beautiful offspring were getting murdered bởi the damn Yautja speicies. She wanted them...

Game stuck part 5

posted by Flamefox

Original pov
Pit,i can't believe the sight of this place!,i yeld,holding onto Pit tight.Mabye bạn can come back after all this,Pit said.I hope so,i said.I looked into his eyes.I wish he could visit the real world,i thought looking away to avoid him seeing me blush.link soon saw our destination.When we got in,he put me down and showed me the place.He showed me this little pool thing.What's this?,i asked.It can hiển thị bạn what's going on in the world below,Pit said.Cool,i said.I felt a throbbing feeling where my amulet chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm was.(Ignore it....)So,is there something up here that's fun?,i asked.I...

Game stuck part 2

posted by Flamefox

I looked at Ganindorf ,frightened to make a move. He was about to cú đấm me when someone called out.Stop!don't bạn hurt her!,Yeld a voice.I looked to the voice,it was Marth. Ganon looked at me,something seemed to have caught his eye.Fine,she needs to be alive anyway,He đã đưa ý kiến putting me down,and walked away.I watched the giant walk away.We need to get bạn out of here,Marth said.Why?,i asked.Cause if bạn don't get out of here before the end of the tháng you'll be stuck here for a thousand of years,stuck in endless battle,he said.My eyes widened with interest,And he saw it.You do'nt want to be...

The zombie fairys of the life witches song: Zombies

posted by Puppetmaster111

This is a song I made it in honnor for the nàng tiên that are going to be in my JCA2 fanfictions!

(Before I hiển thị bạn the lyrics, bạn should know this is like thriller bởi micheal jackson! This is in his honnor! Hope bạn like it! ^^)

(opening starting with creepy zombie sounds)
Life witch (not saying who cause it would ruin the suprise!): (speaking) What in the name of the 7 deadly sins is all that racket? ... *sigh* this is defently the work of Shini and Gami! Those two....

(music)

Shini: (singing) I'll burn you~ in the flames of hell~.

Gami: I'll bury you~... until your skin turns rotten pale~!

Both:...