Newest Poem for my yêu thích artist <3 I tình yêu bạn Marshall!! Enjoy!!
Why are bạn mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!
Did bạn remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want bạn to get a rash.
I know I already done gave bạn whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.
I'm a smart đít, mông, ass bạn said?
What? bạn think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have bạn heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!
I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am thêm concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.
Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which bởi the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.
Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I đã đưa ý kiến I'd wait for bạn to view the new video but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things bạn đã đưa ý kiến to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your đít, mông, ass here to meet me!
Really I just need a job.
Will bạn be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!
Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit bạn spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. bạn boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....
About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!
bạn see, bạn see, bạn see!? How much I tình yêu you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. Jesus let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
bạn asshole! I hate you! I tình yêu you!
Do bạn find this funny? I do!
Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing tiếp theo to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!
I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!
I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A heo rừng, lợn đực like a wild pig...
and bạn better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, bạn know like snore.
I'm anything but.
Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks thêm tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!
bạn just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about bạn in the sack!
I'm trying to hiển thị bạn thêm respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
bạn asshole!
Cum here!
I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. bạn already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh tình yêu we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't bạn proud? bạn should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!
I bet bạn already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?
What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't bạn gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!
Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall bạn better not deny me when asked bởi MTV!
bạn know bạn tình yêu me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!
Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your người hâm mộ page!
Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
bởi the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!
Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!
I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?
Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
Why are bạn mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!
Did bạn remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want bạn to get a rash.
I know I already done gave bạn whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.
I'm a smart đít, mông, ass bạn said?
What? bạn think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have bạn heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!
I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am thêm concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.
Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which bởi the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.
Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I đã đưa ý kiến I'd wait for bạn to view the new video but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things bạn đã đưa ý kiến to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your đít, mông, ass here to meet me!
Really I just need a job.
Will bạn be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!
Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit bạn spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. bạn boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....
About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!
bạn see, bạn see, bạn see!? How much I tình yêu you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. Jesus let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
bạn asshole! I hate you! I tình yêu you!
Do bạn find this funny? I do!
Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing tiếp theo to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!
I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!
I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A heo rừng, lợn đực like a wild pig...
and bạn better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, bạn know like snore.
I'm anything but.
Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks thêm tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!
bạn just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about bạn in the sack!
I'm trying to hiển thị bạn thêm respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
bạn asshole!
Cum here!
I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. bạn already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh tình yêu we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't bạn proud? bạn should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!
I bet bạn already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?
What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't bạn gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!
Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall bạn better not deny me when asked bởi MTV!
bạn know bạn tình yêu me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!
Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your người hâm mộ page!
Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
bởi the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!
Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!
I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?
Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
