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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and đã đưa ý kiến "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "What?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue đồ bơi, áo tắm to Alice. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I got on this màu hồng, hồng floating hat."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Yes sir."
The Dormouse đã đưa ý kiến "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit đã đưa ý kiến "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She đã đưa ý kiến "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He đã đưa ý kiến "That's wonderful."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Um okay."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on hàng đầu, đầu trang of each other."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "How cool."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 thêm hats on Alice's head. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Oh no."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse đã đưa ý kiến "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Really? This isn't good."
The March thỏ rừng, hare đã đưa ý kiến "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He đã đưa ý kiến "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Tarrant bạn saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and đã đưa ý kiến "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue đồ bơi, áo tắm got ripped apart." Alice's đồ bơi, áo tắm was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat đã đưa ý kiến "Wrong room."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few phút later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry that bạn almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "And bạn are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. bởi the way do bạn feel alright? Do bạn need CPR?"
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "No."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "How were bạn allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and đã đưa ý kiến "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "What?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue đồ bơi, áo tắm to Alice. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I got on this màu hồng, hồng floating hat."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Yes sir."
The Dormouse đã đưa ý kiến "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit đã đưa ý kiến "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She đã đưa ý kiến "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He đã đưa ý kiến "That's wonderful."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Um okay."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on hàng đầu, đầu trang of each other."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "How cool."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 thêm hats on Alice's head. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Oh no."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse đã đưa ý kiến "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Really? This isn't good."
The March thỏ rừng, hare đã đưa ý kiến "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He đã đưa ý kiến "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "Tarrant bạn saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and đã đưa ý kiến "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue đồ bơi, áo tắm got ripped apart." Alice's đồ bơi, áo tắm was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat đã đưa ý kiến "Wrong room."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few phút later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry that bạn almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "And bạn are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. bởi the way do bạn feel alright? Do bạn need CPR?"
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "No."
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice đã đưa ý kiến "How were bạn allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant đã đưa ý kiến "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
