Voldemort first laid eyes on Dolores Umbridge when he was at the ministry one day, impersonating the head of the Auror office. He figured it would be a great opportunity to not only stop them from their nation-wide manhunts for his Death Eaters, he could also Imperius them and hopefully kill a few. His stomach tingled with excitement.
As Cornelius tin giờ chót walked by, engrossed in conversation with some lady, Voldemort debated and decided against Imperiusing him to do something stupid in front of everybody. He would have plenty of time to embarrass that idiot Minister when he finally rose to full power again.
“Good day”, đã đưa ý kiến tin giờ chót as he walked bởi the disguised evil lord. “Good day, Minister”, he replied, trying hard to keep the usual sneer out of his voice. Then, he caught a good look at the lady talking to Fudge, and his mind went blank. Suddenly he couldn’t remember what he was doing hoặc who he was. He was just concentrating on the breathtaking woman currently talking to the Minister of Magic.
She was short and chubby, wearing a garish màu hồng, hồng outfit that most would have run away screaming “AAAGH MY EYES MY EYES” at the sight of, though Voldemorts initial impression of it was that it was adorable. The woman had short, limp, curly brown hair, dishwater eyes, and a little bow in her hair. She looked rather like a toad, with the little ribbon resembling a large fly that would probably soon be her tiếp theo meal. To most people, she would have appeared quite repulsive, but to Voldemort she was perfect.
He rather liked toads, tiếp theo to snakes they were his yêu thích animals. Not that he’d ever tell anyone that.
“Excuse me, are bạn all right sir?”, asked a man, who had just stepped out of a nearby fireplace.
Voldemort nearly crucio-ed the man before speedily remembering who he was impersonating.
He then realized that he had been staring, openmouthed at the woman, and had drool coming out of his mouth.
He quickly shut his mouth, then asked, “Who’s that lady tiếp theo to Fudge?”
“That’s Dolores Umbridge, she’s the new Senior Undersecretary to the Minister”, he replied. “She’s not really much of a looker, huh? Reminds me of a toad, and have bạn seen her office? Hideous”.
Voldemort Mất tích control. This insignificant idiot had just insulted the most beautiful, amazingly toad like woman he had ever seen!
Voldemort stunned the man and then gasped in horror at a lady nearby.
“How could bạn do that to a colleague?!?”, he shouted at her, pointing first at her, then at the stunned man on the floor.
She didn’t even have time to declare her innocence before she was hauled away and handcuffed bởi two burly security wizards.
People were clapping the disguised Voldemort on the back and congratulating him for figuring out who had just stunned the man, who had turned out to be the Ministers Junior assistant, but he shrugged them off and hurried after tin giờ chót and the beautiful Dolores Umbridge.
Voldemort walked a few paces behind them and eavesdropped on their conversation.
“…I quite agree, Minister. And that horrible Harry Potter boy is to blame, spreading lies, as usual”, she was saying.
Voldemort nearly swooned. She was beautiful, as well as sharing his hatred of Harry Potter? For the first time ever, the Dark Lord was in love.
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As Cornelius tin giờ chót walked by, engrossed in conversation with some lady, Voldemort debated and decided against Imperiusing him to do something stupid in front of everybody. He would have plenty of time to embarrass that idiot Minister when he finally rose to full power again.
“Good day”, đã đưa ý kiến tin giờ chót as he walked bởi the disguised evil lord. “Good day, Minister”, he replied, trying hard to keep the usual sneer out of his voice. Then, he caught a good look at the lady talking to Fudge, and his mind went blank. Suddenly he couldn’t remember what he was doing hoặc who he was. He was just concentrating on the breathtaking woman currently talking to the Minister of Magic.
She was short and chubby, wearing a garish màu hồng, hồng outfit that most would have run away screaming “AAAGH MY EYES MY EYES” at the sight of, though Voldemorts initial impression of it was that it was adorable. The woman had short, limp, curly brown hair, dishwater eyes, and a little bow in her hair. She looked rather like a toad, with the little ribbon resembling a large fly that would probably soon be her tiếp theo meal. To most people, she would have appeared quite repulsive, but to Voldemort she was perfect.
He rather liked toads, tiếp theo to snakes they were his yêu thích animals. Not that he’d ever tell anyone that.
“Excuse me, are bạn all right sir?”, asked a man, who had just stepped out of a nearby fireplace.
Voldemort nearly crucio-ed the man before speedily remembering who he was impersonating.
He then realized that he had been staring, openmouthed at the woman, and had drool coming out of his mouth.
He quickly shut his mouth, then asked, “Who’s that lady tiếp theo to Fudge?”
“That’s Dolores Umbridge, she’s the new Senior Undersecretary to the Minister”, he replied. “She’s not really much of a looker, huh? Reminds me of a toad, and have bạn seen her office? Hideous”.
Voldemort Mất tích control. This insignificant idiot had just insulted the most beautiful, amazingly toad like woman he had ever seen!
Voldemort stunned the man and then gasped in horror at a lady nearby.
“How could bạn do that to a colleague?!?”, he shouted at her, pointing first at her, then at the stunned man on the floor.
She didn’t even have time to declare her innocence before she was hauled away and handcuffed bởi two burly security wizards.
People were clapping the disguised Voldemort on the back and congratulating him for figuring out who had just stunned the man, who had turned out to be the Ministers Junior assistant, but he shrugged them off and hurried after tin giờ chót and the beautiful Dolores Umbridge.
Voldemort walked a few paces behind them and eavesdropped on their conversation.
“…I quite agree, Minister. And that horrible Harry Potter boy is to blame, spreading lies, as usual”, she was saying.
Voldemort nearly swooned. She was beautiful, as well as sharing his hatred of Harry Potter? For the first time ever, the Dark Lord was in love.
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