Death Eater Roleplay Article: 24 Ways to Piss Off Bellatrix Lestrange (Guaranteed to get bạn a Crucio!)

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24 Ways to Piss Off Bellatrix Lestrange (Guaranteed to get bạn a Crucio!)

posted by PaulInDaHood

xin chào Guys. Here is A danh sách I came up with (Luna--Lovegood helped) of fun ways to annoy Bellatrix. Guaranteed to get bạn crucio-ed! Please bình luận and let me know what bạn think. Thank bạn to Luna--Lovegood for helping me write this, bạn are quite creative for a non-deatheater, Luna!

1. Impersonate the dark Lord and convince her that he’s really into peace with Muggles.

2. Whenever she cackles evilly, roll your eyes in an obvious way and grumble, “That’s getting sooooo old, Bella”

3. tiếp theo time she uses the Cruciatus Curse on someone, groan and say she has no imagination when it comes to torturing people

4. Suggest that the Dark Lord thinks that Snape is a thêm loyal Death Eater than she is

5. Offer to take her shopping so that she doesn’t have to wear her old Halloween costume anymore

6. Tell her how loudly and in great detail how much she reminds bạn of Tonks

7. Surreptitiously tell her that the Dark Lord has been “Seeing Someone”, than add in a whisper, “He’s got good taste!” hoặc "She's HOT!"

8. Impersonate Voldemort and tell her that she’s being kicked out of the Death Eaters because she’s not evil enough.

9. Imperius Wormtail to constantly follow her around, declaring undying tình yêu for her

10. Tell her that bạn think she’d look good in pastels, particularly pink.

11. Ask her just WHAT use was she to the Dark Lord when she was stuck in Azkaban?

12. Anonymously send her a búp bê barbie Doll as a giáng sinh gift

13. Tell her that whoever sold her the wig she’s wearing definitely pulled a fast one on her

14. Write “I Wish Voldy Loved Me” on the back of her dress.

15. Lock her up in a Sephora store

16. Ask her just what did ripping up her dresses achieve?

17. Ask her why Voldemort doesn’t tình yêu her back

18. Constantly criticize Voldemort in front of her

19. Impersonate Voldemort and tell her she’s not allowed to use crucio anymore

20.Frame her Azkaban Mug Shot and put copies of it up everywhere.

21. Put up posters that say stuff like “I tình yêu Muggles”, and “My best friend is a Mudblood” in her bedroom.

22. Make her listen to Justin Bieber (Actually that’d piss anyone off)

23. Anonymously send her self-help books, with titles like, "Crucio for Dummies", and "How to control your Insanity"

24. Tell her that she looks EXACTLY like a very well-known Muggle named Helena Bonham Carter

To the Bellatrixes: Maybe bạn could help rate this, and tell me exactly what you'd do to anyone who did any of these things to you? Strictly for research purposes? Thank you!!

_PaulInDaHood_, JumeauxBelle and 1 other like this

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PaulInDaHood OOC: Better, XD

Bellatrix-Black Do not presume to judge me you worthless muggle scum! Get out of my sight! CRUCIO!

PaulInDaHood I'm NOT a Muggle! I'm a DeathEater!! And I meant to post that OOC!

Lucius-Malfoy What are you two fighting about?Don't make me touch my dark mark...

Bellatrix-Black Lucius! Go ahead, touch your dark mark, summon the Dark Lord. You KNOW he will favour me! I am his most faithful servant forever! You will never have his favour!

PaulInDaHood Look, Bellatrix, can't we just be friends?? I apologize, plus that was totally OOC! And you're much eviler than me, im sure

zanhar1 XD are you guys trying to kill paul

PaulInDaHood No! Killing me is seriously NOT a good idea, plus wouldn't it make the Dark Lord mad?? Also, which ones R your guyses favorites??

Brutus-McMillan Which what are our favorites?

Bellatrix-Black I refrain from killing you SOLELY because the Dark Lord wills it. OOC: Numbe 20 wouldn't make her mad, it would make her proud of her time in Azkaban for her Lord

Luna--Lovegood OOC: But would she really WANT to be reminded of her time in that awful place?

Bellatrix-Black OOC: Because she did it for Voldemort.

Luna--Lovegood OOC: But wasnt it STILL really awful experience even if she did it for her lord?

Bellatrix-Black OOC: Yes, but remember how proud she was of spending 14 years in Azkaban for him rather than deny her loyalty?

zanhar1 OOC: I personaly belive shed have mixed feelings; happy she served Voldy faithful, Upset and angry because of the bad expariance.

PaulInDaHood OOC: Thats probably true.

NessieCarrow I think i'll try number 9 9. Imperius Wormtail to constantly follow her around, declaring undying love for her

Brutus-McMillan OOC:XD

ginnyweasleyfan OOC:XD these are all so funny

Kiana-M-McMahon OOC:XD! THESE ARE THE BEST!!!! IC:No one must disrespect Bellatrix.

BellaBlackL OOC: hilarious!!!!! IC: exactly what she said >:(.........& if you dare try any of these, you WILL die!!!!

Lenzetta-Lovett OCC: ROFL! IC: only someone stupid would try these...take Potter for example he probably dreams of ways to tick you off Bella,thus I think he should be the first to go.

Kiana-M-McMahon The Potter boy disgusts me! His little friends too. They will die a painful death!

MerlinBBC OOC: This is funny XD

bellatrix114 lmao this is funny

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