Lucius: so... bạn live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided bởi SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a tim, trái tim attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: bạn know he is passed out and he can't hear bạn right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided bởi SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a tim, trái tim attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: bạn know he is passed out and he can't hear bạn right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: xin chào it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no bạn did not!
Zalgo: ok bạn caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell bạn after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: bạn back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do bạn realize what bạn are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... bạn know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no bạn did not!
Zalgo: ok bạn caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell bạn after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: bạn back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do bạn realize what bạn are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... bạn know what to do
Observer: finally...
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like bạn Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... bạn couldn't help yourself. but now bạn are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do bạn know why bạn are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are bạn ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do bạn know why bạn are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are bạn ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Những người bạn are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather thêm members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go bởi myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: bạn two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Những người bạn are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather thêm members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go bởi myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: bạn two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I đăng lên this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please chịu, gấu with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch bạn if they think bạn know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I đăng lên this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please chịu, gấu with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch bạn if they think bạn know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*Screaming*
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my chó sói, sói friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought bạn would be dead bởi now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do bạn want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to tham gia us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes bạn think I would tham gia again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my chó sói, sói friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought bạn would be dead bởi now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do bạn want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to tham gia us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes bạn think I would tham gia again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
