PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We di chuyển once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get bạn some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever

*portal opens*

Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!

*meanwhile*

PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...

Purger: yea

PL: like almost a month...

*BOOM*

PL: WHAT THE HECK?

Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance

PL: what is it?

Zalgo: I'm calling it off

PL: WHAT!?

Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power hoặc strength to fight people that have been trained bởi slenderman, which was trained bởi mother.

PL: so it's of?

Zalgo: yep

PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell bạn this... bạn won't be able to use that gun-sword that bạn got for Christmas

Bob: aww

Subject files: Lucius Vole

Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant hoặc a animal powers. The first time he was được trao the serum he aged 1 năm every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His trang chủ was found a tháng after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to bạn John.

SCP

Kage: なぜ テール-

Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore

Kage: I come from Japan

Jack: don't care!

Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?

Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...

Kage: we're geting him!?

Jack: V told us that during the meeting!

Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...

Jack: apparently tình yêu makes bạn deaf to...

Kage: what?

Jack: I know bạn like that Japanese chick

Kage: what?! I do not!

Jack: oh come on! bạn were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!

Kage: Jack...

Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing bạn say can disprove me!

Kage: Chupacabra is behind you

Jack: ._.

Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)