What up, motherfuckers of the club! (That was for shits and giggles, don't take it serious. ;P)

Manuel: Yes it was.
Go somewhere!

Coke here! Today I'm gonna drop some news about the future of this club. Let's get... *Manuel raises his hand*

What?!
Manuel: Will there be free snacks?
NO! Aura, can bạn please get him out?

Let's get started.

First, I'd like to thank the official and unofficial members of my club. Please note if bạn wanna post fanfictions hoặc pics here, ask me first.

New Icon

Since I'm The Dutch Umbreon, I'm gonna make a theme biểu tượng for the club. Spoiler alert: it's an Umbreon. I ain't tellin...

Hello, Umbreonians! (I think I'm gonna call bạn guys that. Any other suggestions?) Umbra here! I've been thinking about FGT 2016 lately. I wanna tell bạn my reviews on my FGT 2016 article. It's a Pokémon article. It's not really bragging, okay? Any questions?

Note: Sorry I spoiled some of it. At least I kept the details.

Yes?
Manuel Marquezo: Can I...?
No, bạn CAN'T be annoying. Anyways, let's go!

The Plot

Part I & II

Day 3 of the Canyon City Conference is coming to a close. There are 4 Pokémon trainers left. The names are Tyler van Berg, Jenna Voorn, Aura, and Möbius the snob. The reason why...

Hello, hello. CokeTheUmbreon here! I'm gonna work on an biểu tượng for this club. But anyways, lemme tell bạn about Tyler van Berg's Ultimate Team. (This is the team he'll use to battle Aura one day.)

Note: He has 4 Pokémon he mega evolves. You'll never know his choice.

Anyways, fuck the shitty đít, mông, ass intros. Let's fucking go!

Talonflame
Gender: Female
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Steel Wing
Brave Bird

Greninja
Gender: Male
Moves:
Water Pulse
Extrasensory
Dark Pulse
Ice Beam

Through Aura Synchro, it can use...
Water Shuriken
Night Slash
Rock Slide
Aura Shuriken
Aura Blade

Tyranitar
Gender: Male
Moves:
Stone-Edge
Crunch
Fire...

What up, Umbreoneers? (I'll change the name l8tr.) cô ca here! Everyone knows that I've been obsessed with Umbreon, right?

*audience nods*

Okay! I wanna tell bạn details about a fanfic story I'll be doing called Umbreon Nation. (points at tiêu đề with long đít, mông, ass stick) It's a story that centers around 6 Umbreon. These are their names:

Moony
Moony is a yellow Umbreon. He is the leader of the group. Moony is the optimistic, funny guy. He'll sometimes get out of hand with his jokes and comedy.

Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon (better known as 'Blood') is a red Umbreon. His rings and bands are a dark shade of red, called...

Hello, everyone! The Garnet Umbreon here! Since April 3, the Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP has been a hit thanks to me and AuratheLucario (better known as Aura.) Then we received 2 other memebers, but one left fanpop before we could get started. Anyways, here are my thoughts on the RP.

The Good

1. We have a good comic relief character named Manuel Marquezo. He meets the standards of the annoying đít, mông, ass character. He's an asshole. That's the only standard he needs to meet.

2. The plot. Man, I tình yêu the plot! Ash and Serena are 35 and married. I tình yêu the shipping couples that we started. BergVoorn (Tyler...