Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a ngày night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God đã đưa ý kiến that bạn were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) bạn must be a fisher of men, 'coz bạn just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) bạn float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) bạn are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a bờ biển, bãi biển mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bánh mỳ, bánh mì and cá for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that bạn sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around bạn to make bạn fall for me?
14) bạn put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was đọc in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God đã đưa ý kiến that bạn were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) bạn must be a fisher of men, 'coz bạn just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) bạn float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) bạn are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a bờ biển, bãi biển mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bánh mỳ, bánh mì and cá for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that bạn sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around bạn to make bạn fall for me?
14) bạn put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was đọc in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
A four năm old girl was at the pediatricians office for a check up. As the doctor looked into her ears with an otoscope, he asked,"Do bạn think ill find Big Bird in there?"The little girl stayed silent.Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked,"Do bạn think i'll find the cookie monster down there?" Again the girl was silent.Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her tim, trái tim beat , he asked,"Do bạn think ill hear Barney in here?" "Oh no!"the little girl replied."Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underpants."