Phoebe Halliwell: We're the protectors of the innocent, we're known as the Phép thuật Ones.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never touched Roger.
Prue Halliwell: Whoa!
Phoebe Halliwell: I know bạn think otherwise, because that's what that Armani- wearing, Chardonnay-slugging trust-funder told you. But...
Piper Halliwell: It doesn't matter because nothing happened... Right, Phoebe?... when bạn did the incantation?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, my head spun around, and I vomited chẻ, phân chia, split đậu xanh, hạt đậu soup. How should I know?
Phoebe Halliwell: Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. Great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three. We want the power. Give us the power.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.
[in the pharmacy, Phoebe is trying to prove that Prue's power is tied to her emotions]
Phoebe Halliwell: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
[everything along the aisle flies off the shelves]
[Piper and Phoebe play with their old spirit board]
Phoebe Halliwell: I forgot your question.
Piper Halliwell: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe Halliwell: That's disgusting.
[under her breath, as Piper heads towards the kitchen]
Phoebe Halliwell: Please say "yes."
Phoebe Halliwell: Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
Prue Halliwell: Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?
Phoebe Halliwell: There's a reason my résumé is only three sentences long, Piper.
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, bạn get your astral đít, mông, ass back here!
Phoebe Halliwell: Ahh, Paige! What difference does it make? I am invisible. My wedding is supposed to start in less than one giờ and everyone I've ever known will be there, and I'm never gonna be able to face them again. Ugh!
Phoebe Halliwell: bạn don't need my help, Leo. bạn need a miracle.
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do bạn think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one hoặc number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, bạn can come in but bạn have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, bạn know what? bạn are being a big, big, big, extra, extra, extra, double big jerk right now.
Phoebe Halliwell: So much has happened over the last 8 years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways I feel like my life is really just beginning...
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? bạn have no idea what I've được trao up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've được trao up, Cole? I've được trao up my family, my heritage, my life!
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I just told bạn I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well Andy, it's no secret that we fought at times.
Phoebe Halliwell: It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue hoặc the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue hoặc the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: bạn don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: bạn okay?
Cole: Check!
Piper: bạn were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Phoebe Halliwell: [to Piper after catching her making out with a guy on the couch] Last I heard bạn were meeting a banker friend about the loan...
Prue: bởi the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 minutes.
Phoebe Halliwell: Hello? This is Phoebe Halliwell. Hi, doctor, did the test results come in? I'm... what?
[faints]
Doctor: I double-checked the results myself. You're pregnant, Miss Halliwell. Congratulations. Miss Halliwell? Miss Halliwell? Hello?
[after saving Mr Correy's life]
Phoebe Halliwell: That'll be 20 dollars. Tip not included.
Piper: Last năm bạn had a premonition that bạn would have a daughter which means that this năm bạn have to have a little sex and get pregnant. And since Dex, which coincidentally rhymes with sex, could be the father!
Phoebe: GOD!
Phoebe: I'm pregnant.
Paige: Dex?
Phoebe: No some guy I met at a gas station... yes, of course, Dex.
Phoebe Halliwell: Cabaret Fantome, deadly fire. Maybe Darryl's friend isn't so crazy after all. The Count's club was the biggest, most corrupt in the city. Right until it burned down, killing everyone inside.
Piper: Did she just call for Leo?
Phoebe: Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.
Phoebe Halliwell: Magical boys will be magical boys.
Phoebe Halliwell: [Enters room] Yo ho, Hello!
Piper Halliwell: Did bạn just call me a ho?
Phoebe Halliwell: bạn have every right to be very upset with me. I know I've been a very, very bad girl. Please let me make it up to you.
Phoebe: Oh, are we back to blaming bạn again?
Piper: Yeah.
Phoebe: Just checking.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Phoebe Halliwell: You're pregnant!
Piper Halliwell: Who's pregnant?
Phoebe Halliwell: *You're* pregnant!
Piper Halliwell: I'm pregnant?
Phoebe Halliwell: Look at them. They'll all live to dance another day, and what do we get? We saved the whole darn world. The least thing we could get is a thank you, bạn know.
Piper: I don't understand, how could we let her do this to us?
Prue: Because we trusted her.
Phoebe: Yeah, well she just got crossed off of my giáng sinh list.
Phoebe Halliwell: Great! I'll meet bạn downstairs. I'm going to go slip into something a little bit thêm sexy.
Piper Halliwell: Sexy? Phoebe, we're killing a demon, not going to the club.
Phoebe Halliwell: Did I say sexy? I meant... comfortable.
Phoebe: I'm not saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that I hope you're wrong.
Phoebe Halliwell: It's okay. We've been through worse. We'll get through this. We'll figure it out. And if bạn get back to the future and we're in jail, bạn just have to bust us out. bạn just go back to that beautiful, peaceful world that bạn helped create. I'm really gonna miss you.
Phoebe Halliwell: [walking down stairs with Paige to see Leo an Piper kissing] Oh! All right, stop it! bạn just stop it right now! Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! bạn go over there bạn over here
[Piper starts slapping her]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh! Keep your hands to your self!
Paige Matthews: Wait a second, so you're saying Wyatt conjured a dragon?
Piper Halliwell: Yep, right out of the TV.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, bạn must be so proud.
Phoebe Halliwell: bạn would never cast a smart spell. 24 hours, from 7 to 7, I will understand all meaning from here to heaven. Spirits, send the words from all across the land. Allow me to absorb them through the touch of either hand. For 24 hours, from 7 to 7, I will understand all meaning of the words, from here to heaven Oh, and P.S. there will be no personal gain.
So those we're some trích dẫn bởi Phoebe!
If bạn would like to see thêm - check out her IMDb page with quotes: www.imdb.com/character/ch0015836/quotes
Phoebe Halliwell: I never touched Roger.
Prue Halliwell: Whoa!
Phoebe Halliwell: I know bạn think otherwise, because that's what that Armani- wearing, Chardonnay-slugging trust-funder told you. But...
Piper Halliwell: It doesn't matter because nothing happened... Right, Phoebe?... when bạn did the incantation?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, my head spun around, and I vomited chẻ, phân chia, split đậu xanh, hạt đậu soup. How should I know?
Phoebe Halliwell: Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. Great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three. We want the power. Give us the power.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.
[in the pharmacy, Phoebe is trying to prove that Prue's power is tied to her emotions]
Phoebe Halliwell: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
[everything along the aisle flies off the shelves]
[Piper and Phoebe play with their old spirit board]
Phoebe Halliwell: I forgot your question.
Piper Halliwell: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe Halliwell: That's disgusting.
[under her breath, as Piper heads towards the kitchen]
Phoebe Halliwell: Please say "yes."
Phoebe Halliwell: Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
Prue Halliwell: Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?
Phoebe Halliwell: There's a reason my résumé is only three sentences long, Piper.
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, bạn get your astral đít, mông, ass back here!
Phoebe Halliwell: Ahh, Paige! What difference does it make? I am invisible. My wedding is supposed to start in less than one giờ and everyone I've ever known will be there, and I'm never gonna be able to face them again. Ugh!
Phoebe Halliwell: bạn don't need my help, Leo. bạn need a miracle.
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do bạn think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one hoặc number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, bạn can come in but bạn have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, bạn know what? bạn are being a big, big, big, extra, extra, extra, double big jerk right now.
Phoebe Halliwell: So much has happened over the last 8 years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways I feel like my life is really just beginning...
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? bạn have no idea what I've được trao up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've được trao up, Cole? I've được trao up my family, my heritage, my life!
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I just told bạn I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well Andy, it's no secret that we fought at times.
Phoebe Halliwell: It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue hoặc the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue hoặc the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: bạn don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: bạn okay?
Cole: Check!
Piper: bạn were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Phoebe Halliwell: [to Piper after catching her making out with a guy on the couch] Last I heard bạn were meeting a banker friend about the loan...
Prue: bởi the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 minutes.
Phoebe Halliwell: Hello? This is Phoebe Halliwell. Hi, doctor, did the test results come in? I'm... what?
[faints]
Doctor: I double-checked the results myself. You're pregnant, Miss Halliwell. Congratulations. Miss Halliwell? Miss Halliwell? Hello?
[after saving Mr Correy's life]
Phoebe Halliwell: That'll be 20 dollars. Tip not included.
Piper: Last năm bạn had a premonition that bạn would have a daughter which means that this năm bạn have to have a little sex and get pregnant. And since Dex, which coincidentally rhymes with sex, could be the father!
Phoebe: GOD!
Phoebe: I'm pregnant.
Paige: Dex?
Phoebe: No some guy I met at a gas station... yes, of course, Dex.
Phoebe Halliwell: Cabaret Fantome, deadly fire. Maybe Darryl's friend isn't so crazy after all. The Count's club was the biggest, most corrupt in the city. Right until it burned down, killing everyone inside.
Piper: Did she just call for Leo?
Phoebe: Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.
Phoebe Halliwell: Magical boys will be magical boys.
Phoebe Halliwell: [Enters room] Yo ho, Hello!
Piper Halliwell: Did bạn just call me a ho?
Phoebe Halliwell: bạn have every right to be very upset with me. I know I've been a very, very bad girl. Please let me make it up to you.
Phoebe: Oh, are we back to blaming bạn again?
Piper: Yeah.
Phoebe: Just checking.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Phoebe Halliwell: You're pregnant!
Piper Halliwell: Who's pregnant?
Phoebe Halliwell: *You're* pregnant!
Piper Halliwell: I'm pregnant?
Phoebe Halliwell: Look at them. They'll all live to dance another day, and what do we get? We saved the whole darn world. The least thing we could get is a thank you, bạn know.
Piper: I don't understand, how could we let her do this to us?
Prue: Because we trusted her.
Phoebe: Yeah, well she just got crossed off of my giáng sinh list.
Phoebe Halliwell: Great! I'll meet bạn downstairs. I'm going to go slip into something a little bit thêm sexy.
Piper Halliwell: Sexy? Phoebe, we're killing a demon, not going to the club.
Phoebe Halliwell: Did I say sexy? I meant... comfortable.
Phoebe: I'm not saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that I hope you're wrong.
Phoebe Halliwell: It's okay. We've been through worse. We'll get through this. We'll figure it out. And if bạn get back to the future and we're in jail, bạn just have to bust us out. bạn just go back to that beautiful, peaceful world that bạn helped create. I'm really gonna miss you.
Phoebe Halliwell: [walking down stairs with Paige to see Leo an Piper kissing] Oh! All right, stop it! bạn just stop it right now! Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! bạn go over there bạn over here
[Piper starts slapping her]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh! Keep your hands to your self!
Paige Matthews: Wait a second, so you're saying Wyatt conjured a dragon?
Piper Halliwell: Yep, right out of the TV.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, bạn must be so proud.
Phoebe Halliwell: bạn would never cast a smart spell. 24 hours, from 7 to 7, I will understand all meaning from here to heaven. Spirits, send the words from all across the land. Allow me to absorb them through the touch of either hand. For 24 hours, from 7 to 7, I will understand all meaning of the words, from here to heaven Oh, and P.S. there will be no personal gain.
So those we're some trích dẫn bởi Phoebe!
If bạn would like to see thêm - check out her IMDb page with quotes: www.imdb.com/character/ch0015836/quotes
