Canada24's club.. My yêu thích Will Farrell quotes.. Because I forgot how funny this dude can be

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I&# 39; m gonna put my nut- sack, on your drum- set!!
I'm gonna put my nut-sack, on your drum-set!!
I&# 39; m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
If bạ n have a small child, use it as a shield!...
If bạn have a small child, use it as a shield! They tình yêu the tender meat!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
bạ n sit on a thrown of lies!!
bạn sit on a thrown of lies!!
bạ n smell like beef and cheese, bạ n don&# 39; t smell...
bạn smell like beef and cheese, bạn don't smell like Santa.
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
bạ n go to hell, and while you&# 39; re there, why don&# 39; t...
bạn go to hell, and while you're there, why don't bạn grab me a juicebox!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK đí t, mô ng, đít, mông, đít, mông, ass BITCH!!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK đít, mông, đít, mông, ass BITCH!!
One ngà y I&# 39; ll get bạ n over that tườ ng of anger, and...
One ngày I'll get bạn over that tường of anger, and it will be glorious!
Oh look, he&# 39; s flying!
Oh look, he's flying!
I&# 39; m Ricky Bobby. If bạ n don&# 39; t chew Big Red, than...
I'm Ricky Bobby. If bạn don't chew Big Red, than fuck you.
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to...
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
Here&# 39; s the deal I&# 39; m the best there is. Plain and...
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple..
You&# 39; re not a doctor... you&# 39; re a big, fat,...
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I&# 39; m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full...
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shi
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
I wasn&# 39; t * fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
Why don&# 39; t bạ n go back to your trang chủ on whore...
Why don't bạn go back to your trang chủ on whore island!!
bạ n get my son to call bạ n daddy. I * fuck* your...
bạn get my son to call bạn daddy. I *fuck* your wife!
I crapped gold!
I crapped gold!
don&# 39; t sexually harass me I&# 39; m already sad.
don't sexually harass me I'm already sad.
xin chà o Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
xin chào Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
bạ n CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I&# 39; M THE...
bạn CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I'M THE GREATEST MAN, IN THE WORLD!!
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa&# 39; s here ? I know...
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa's here ? I know him
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