| I tell bạ n who see is.. The future mother of my... |
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I tell bạn who see is.. The future mother of my children!
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| Hold on! He&# 39; ll be passed out in ten minutes, I... |
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Hold on! He'll be passed out in ten minutes, I promise!
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| He never treated me like a stupid kid, but like a... |
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He never treated me like a stupid kid, but like a stupid person
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| He gets paranoid when he&# 39; s high.. Ding, in his... |
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He gets paranoid when he's high.. Ding, in his room
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| He&# 39; s a crazy basterd. But he&# 39; s got manners! |
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He's a crazy basterd. But he's got manners!
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| bạ n should rate it G.. A, Y |
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bạn should rate it G.. A, Y
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| Alright, but I get stupid when I drink., (he is... |
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Alright, but I get stupid when I drink., (he is ALREADY stupid)
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| At least I don&# 39; t watch gay porn!! |
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At least I don't watch gay porn!!
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| I&# 39; m not blackmailing, I&# 39; m just forcing bạ n into... |
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I'm not blackmailing, I'm just forcing bạn into doing whatever I want!
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| bạ n should of seen your face when bạ n thought I... |
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bạn should of seen your face when bạn thought I was SMART
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| bạ n can&# 39; t replace bad feelings with cupcakes,... |
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bạn can't replace bad feelings with cupcakes, believe me, I tried
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| xin chà o uncle Charlie, I&# 39; m drunk, how are you? |
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xin chào uncle Charlie, I'm drunk, how are you?
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| So, where&# 39; s the dead guy? |
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So, where's the dead guy?
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| For a cheap guy, he can be surprising generous |
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For a cheap guy, he can be surprising generous
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| (Was seen flying off the roof in a shopping cart)... |
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(Was seen flying off the roof in a shopping cart) I was aiming for the ocean
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| Yo dad! This PP and J is off the hook!! |
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Yo dad! This PP and J is off the hook!!
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| Yo. Hate the game, don&# 39; t hate the playa! |
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Yo. Hate the game, don't hate the playa!
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| Sorry for calling bạ n an assface |
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Sorry for calling bạn an assface
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| (Heard swearing) I AM watching my mouth. It wants... |
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(Heard swearing) I AM watching my mouth. It wants food!
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| If your too cheap for a hotel, I call the backseat |
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If your too cheap for a hotel, I call the backseat
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| I can&# 39; t talk now, I&# 39; m about to get lucky with an... |
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I can't talk now, I'm about to get lucky with an older woman
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| bạ n drink, bạ n gamble, bạ n sleep with strange... |
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bạn drink, bạn gamble, bạn sleep with strange woman, your the best role model!
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| Your a perv, is what bạ n are!! |
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Your a perv, is what bạn are!!
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| I brought condoms. Not for sex. But for blowing... |
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I brought condoms. Not for sex. But for blowing balloons
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| It&# 39; s like I&# 39; m living in a looney bin! |
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It's like I'm living in a looney bin!
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