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Once Upon a time, there lived a lonely lady named Blair. Blair had beautiful honey, blond hair. Her eyes were a deep sea-blue with a little bit of gray in them. Blair's skin was a beautiful, sứ, đồ sứ white. Blair lived in an apartment on 23rd đường phố, street of Manhattan. Her apartment was a red brownstone. It was a four level apartment with a dark hall way. Outside of home, Blair worked in factory on 78th Avenue in Manhattan, NY. Everybody loved Blair. Although, there was something missing in Blair's life. That happen to be a lover. Blair lived alone in her apartment. So, one magical night, Blair receives anonymous package. The package had red and vàng wrapping on it. She then picked up the package and carefully open it. It was a âm nhạc box. The âm nhạc box was a baby màu hồng, hồng sứ, đồ sứ âm nhạc box. Blair opened the âm nhạc box's lid and it played, "Tchaikovsky -Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairy". She was so amazed that it made Blair all happy. After Blair fillded with the âm nhạc box, then it was time for her to go to sleep.
The tiếp theo morning, Blair wakes up and sees a man laying right tiếp theo to her. The man's skin light skinned, but not as light as Blair's. The man had dark hair and brown eyes. He had a five o clock shadow. He wore a red suit áo sơ mi and had no pants on. Blair started to scream her lungs out for help and asked, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!, AND HOW THE HELL DID bạn GET INTO MY APARTMENT?! I will call up the authorities!. The man smoothly said, "Relax, sweetheart, My name Ash." Blair went into a deep calm because she found it arousing on how the way Ash introduced himself. Blair introduced herself to Ash in a smile. Then she kissed Ash on the cheek for her apology. Ash then stared at Blair because he noticed how beautiful she looked. Ash noticed that Blair had the honey red blonde hair with blue eyes. Blair's breasts were quite normal in size. Her body structure was perfect in a woman for Ash. All of Blair's features were perfect for him. Then out of no where, Blair's creepy ex, Charles Scottie Ravioli,was on his way to see Blair. "Oh, No. My Ex, Charles is coming to take me out for lunch around 1:00", cried Blair. Ash quielty asked Blair, "What do bạn want me to do, Blair? She said, " I don't know.. just hide in my closet please." When 1:00 hit, Blair was finally ready to go. While Blair was out for lunch, Ash decided to take a look around at Blair's apartment. Her room color was a purple color. Pictures of her friends, and family were all up. Ash saw that Blair was not married. Then, Ash heard Blair and Charles coming back from lunch. "Shit", Ash murmmed. Ash then hid in Blair's closet. Ash heard muffled voices from Blair and Charles arguing Then it all became silent. Ash sneaked out of the closet from Blair's room. He saw that Charles Ravioli was voilently kissing Blair. Then Charles turned into a zombie. "Hey, you, Show-off đít, mông, ass face, get your damn hands and your Italian face off of her", đã đưa ý kiến Ash. Charles looked up and đã đưa ý kiến back " Who the hell are you?!" with a demon like voice. Blair was crying because she was so scared of him. Blair started to scream and cry for Ash. " ASH! Please, HURRY!!!" "No one messes with my Blair"said Ash. Then Ash grabbed a dao, con dao from the phòng bếp, nhà bếp and stabbed Charles Ravioli in the chest and it killed him. Charles turned into dust. After, Charles Ravioli turned sand, Ash heard Blair sobbing on the living couch. He went over to her and sat tiếp theo to Blair. Ash took Blair's face and held it. "I am so sorry that I yelled bạn earlier this morning ", Blair sobbed. "Shh, it's perfect.", đã đưa ý kiến Ash. He close Blair's mouth with his with a kiss. Ash got up carried Blair to her room. He put her on the bed. " Ash?", Blair đã đưa ý kiến quietly. "Yes, sweetheart?" Ash replied. " Please stay with me. I wan't bạn to make tình yêu with me." Blair đã đưa ý kiến again. Ash began to take off Blair's button down blouse. Soon, Ash was able to see Blair's small breast. He took off of Blair's váy and was able to see her sexy smooth legs. He kissed Blair's neck and then sucked the nipple from the breast and went back up for Blair's lips. Blair kissed all the way down of Ash's chest.
It was dark when Blair woke up. The moonlight and the light from the streets created dimness. She checked the time on the clock. It was 7:00 p.m. "Oh, no" as she put her hands on her face. Ash was sleeping underneath the liaic color sheets. Both of them were naked underneath the covers. Blair felt a heavy arm around her and realize it was Ash. " Oh , my Gosh" she đã đưa ý kiến quietly as Blair saw Ash sleeping right tiếp theo her. Ash was in tình yêu her. Blair could just sense it. "Thank you, Ash, for saving me." as Blair whispered a Kiss on Ash's cheek. Then Blair took and put on Ash's white button down áo sơ mi and headed for the door. Ash woke up and to see that Blair was not in the bed. Worried, Ash call out to her name. He walked out of the bedroom and saw Blair in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp making spaghetti. Ash watched Blair cooking the spaghetti. He whispered, " Hi, Blair." Then Blair turned around. She saw Ash smiling at her. "I thought that bạn went to out to the store." Ash đã đưa ý kiến thought fully. Blair laughed " Oh, don't be silly, Ash, I have everything in the kitchen." "I tình yêu you, Blair" Ash đã đưa ý kiến as he kisses Blair. " You, know, Ash, since your a man, I have a fireplace in the living room. Maybe, If bạn want, Ash, bạn could put a few logs in for me." " That would be a perfect idea.", Ash Agreed. He kissed her one thêm time and went into the living room. Blair made and fixed up the mì ống ý, spaghetti dish. " Dinners ready", as she entered the living room where Ash was. They were in love.

The End.
so funny, campbell playing đàn piano hát duran duran's hungry like a chó sói, sói
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