Dumb Blonde Bombshell
*sigh* It must be hard to be curvy, gorgeous, AND blonde. Yes, you're constantly dealing with men competing for your attention, but bạn certainly don't mind. And, girl, bạn KNOW how to get their attention! Yeah, so what if your hair color, breasts, and nose are fake? And so what if the jealous girls call bạn a slut. That's their problem, because bạn look great!