Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought bạn were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: We should get going, unless bạn want us to wait for you. Looks like bạn got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She Mất tích 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I tình yêu you, B.
Blair: I tình yêu you, too, S.
Blair: She better not hiển thị her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
2. The Wild bữa ăn, brunch
Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to hiển thị up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out bạn had sex with my boyfriend.
Blair: bạn know, I always knew bạn were a whore. But I never knew bạn were a liar.
Blair: If bạn wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. bạn gotta decide if all this is worth it.
Blair: What are bạn doing right now? How about me?
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
3. Poison Ivy
Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
Blair: My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
4. Bad News Blair
Blair: Why am I mad? bạn mean, why aren't I furious?! I can't believe for one một giây I thought that it would be different this time.
Blair: What about this morning then? When bạn glanced at the call sheet, did bạn see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and make-up, didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on it, what, did bạn think they just forgot?
Blair: Because bạn take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: bạn can't even help it. It's who bạn are. I just thought that maybe this time it would be different. I should have known I'd be wrong
Blair: Who dare interrupt the van Der Woodsen as she teaches?!
Blair: Sorry, the number bạn dialed is no longer is service.
Serena: Stop it, who is it?
Blair: I'm doing bạn a favor.
Dan: Look I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena?
Blair: Apparently bạn can, cabbage patch
Blair: Maybe we should crash the shoot, anyway. See who they replaced me with. Make fun of that skinny b!tch.
Blair: bạn haven't done this since I was little.
Eleanor: bạn haven't been in giường bởi ten since bạn were little
5. Dare Devil
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if bạn refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have bạn been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Blair: After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And bạn didn't even try.
Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take bạn for a stoner.
7. Victor Victrola
Blair: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to escape. That's what this place is for, right?
Blair: Yeah, let's talk about that masked ball. Let's talk about how I was waiting for bạn to find me so that we can finally be together, bạn were confessing your feelings and kissing Serena. I thought I was doing everything right.
Blair: Do bạn tình yêu me?... bạn should deal with your father. He needs you. bạn know what? I don't.
Blair: Game recognizes game, Little J. But bạn have to hiển thị thêm respect. This is the last time I'll help you. tiếp theo time bạn vượt qua, cross me, I won't be as forgiving.
Blair: So, I heard on Gossip Girl that bạn were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.
Serena: Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?
Blair: Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.
Blair: Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe that all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
8. Seventeen Candles
Blair: Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.... bạn don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair: Well, the tiếp theo time bạn talk to Him, could bạn ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair: Losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my Những người bạn will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever bạn and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, hoặc putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been được trao orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be bạn best friend is he knew...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Blair: Exactly my point. But even if she wasn't, when bạn get a boyfriend, bạn become the best friend and the best friend becomes the một giây best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work.
Blair: These bướm have got to be murdered.
9. Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
Blair: I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me bạn didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts thêm than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Blair: If bạn think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.
10. Hi, Society
Blair: bạn almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; bạn can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.
Blair: Well, I can't be on you, remember? bạn don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to. bạn have to learn how to behave yourself first.
Blair: Nate, after what bạn pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
11. Roman Holiday
Blair: I think bạn like Dan a little too much. But I should let bạn know, someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
Blair: Well, Roman, bạn are in for a treat because, the Waldorf giáng sinh is like no other.
Blair: There's no room in your life for me anymore.
Blair: I don't know. A single entrain a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?
Blair: I don't know, why don't bạn buy him a vàng money for $49.99. He won't know the difference.
Blair: Chuck! bạn are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But, please! For the tình yêu of God, do not tell anybody about us. Okay? Please? Please.
Blair: Well, I'm sorry, mother. It's just not the same. I don't understand how that French cáo, fox lấy trộm, đánh cắp my father and your husband, and always seems to come off like an innocent lamb.
Blair: Roman doesn't even know how to ice skate. Can't bạn escort him out of the park on the way to your meeting? Maybe drop him off a nail salon...
Blair: Why don't bạn just buy a new outfit for Cedric and call it a day?
12. School Lies
Blair: bạn have no idea who you're dealing with.
Blair: I'll just tell him your lying. And bạn do bạn think he'll believe? bạn who bangs anything in his field of vision. hoặc me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren't bạn bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Blair: Isn't there someone else bạn can torture?
Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. bạn look confused... should I walk bạn through it?
Blair: bạn are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with bạn and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep thực phẩm down.
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Blair: If bạn go with them, I'll ruin you.
14. The Blair chó cái, bitch Project
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did bạn even vòi hoa sen today?
Blair: cơm, gạo Krispie treats?
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Blair: And have bạn seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
Serena: Why do bạn keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
16. All About My Brother
Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
Blair: Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
Blair: It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the tiếp theo Katie Holmes.
Blair: What are bạn talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing bạn could ever say to make me let go. I tình yêu you. What is it?
Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like bạn couldn't afford it.
17. Woman On the Verge
Blair: We've seen bạn with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. bạn don't have to hide anything from us.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Blair: bạn can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast club. We're your best friends. Anything bạn do is something we did too.
Blair: Uh, I'm a big người hâm mộ of lincoln Hawk?
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: How? It's not like bạn every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Blair: Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Blair: Ugh! They say when bạn hate something, bạn should slam the door in its face.
Blair: Haven't bạn heard? I'm the crazy chó cái, bitch around here.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a chó cái, bitch enough for both of us.
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think bạn remember your parents.
Blair: Chuck âm bass, tiếng bass, bass is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: bạn don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: bạn never belong to anyone.
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
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Sorry, that it's so long, but Blair has a lot of awsome lines :]
