*Theme*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a một giây episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I tình yêu bạn more!
Katie: No, I tình yêu bạn more!
Logan: I tình yêu bạn thêm than I tình yêu cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I tình yêu you! ^^
Logan: I tình yêu YOU-
ngẫu nhiên guy: OMG WILL bạn TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: bạn CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S kissing YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* xin chào GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! bạn NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! hoặc AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like bạn play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a một giây episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I tình yêu bạn more!
Katie: No, I tình yêu bạn more!
Logan: I tình yêu bạn thêm than I tình yêu cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I tình yêu you! ^^
Logan: I tình yêu YOU-
ngẫu nhiên guy: OMG WILL bạn TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: bạn CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S kissing YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* xin chào GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! bạn NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! hoặc AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like bạn play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
