-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone bởi it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would bạn prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If bạn haven't come to Forks then bạn wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other ma cà rồng and claim to be a family and adopted bởi the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. bạn đã đưa ý kiến that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because bạn don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. bạn only breathe because its a habit and bạn can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though bạn couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because bạn claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why bạn appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. bạn đã đưa ý kiến that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And bởi the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because bạn claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why bạn appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe bạn should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I tình yêu You.
Edward: Maybe bạn should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force bạn into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with bạn forever and every single ngày of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I tình yêu bạn so much and I dont want bạn to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase bạn dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with bạn forever and every single ngày of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will Kiss bạn passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let bạn touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we ma cà rồng don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having một giây thoughts about loving bạn because i tình yêu my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend hoặc a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with bạn again because eventhough i tình yêu my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend hoặc a brother but as a guy, i tình yêu bạn more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned bởi the tác giả of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
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Bella holds small sliver phone bởi it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would bạn prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If bạn haven't come to Forks then bạn wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other ma cà rồng and claim to be a family and adopted bởi the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. bạn đã đưa ý kiến that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because bạn don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. bạn only breathe because its a habit and bạn can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though bạn couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because bạn claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why bạn appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. bạn đã đưa ý kiến that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And bởi the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because bạn claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why bạn appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe bạn should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I tình yêu You.
Edward: Maybe bạn should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force bạn into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with bạn forever and every single ngày of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I tình yêu bạn so much and I dont want bạn to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase bạn dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with bạn forever and every single ngày of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will Kiss bạn passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let bạn touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we ma cà rồng don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having một giây thoughts about loving bạn because i tình yêu my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend hoặc a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with bạn again because eventhough i tình yêu my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend hoặc a brother but as a guy, i tình yêu bạn more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned bởi the tác giả of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just đã đăng this bài viết to share for bạn guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
