Another email.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse. "So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how bạn can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out bởi the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can bạn name your wife's favourite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He các câu trả lời that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few phút later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought bạn were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the sữa carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a chuồng, barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an bài viết to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man đã đưa ý kiến to his wife one day, "I don't know how bạn can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so bạn would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because bạn get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and bạn should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, bạn should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, hiển thị me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at trang chủ and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the tiếp theo day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The tiếp theo morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bởi the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse. "So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how bạn can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out bởi the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can bạn name your wife's favourite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He các câu trả lời that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few phút later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought bạn were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the sữa carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a chuồng, barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an bài viết to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man đã đưa ý kiến to his wife one day, "I don't know how bạn can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so bạn would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because bạn get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and bạn should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, bạn should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, hiển thị me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at trang chủ and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the tiếp theo day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The tiếp theo morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bởi the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
_________________________________________________________________________________________
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this danh sách and if bạn have any others bạn prefer please but them in the comments.
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this danh sách and if bạn have any others bạn prefer please but them in the comments.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
