From an email I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten bởi his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, bạn must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for thêm than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless bạn actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, bạn may always ask the score of the game in progress, but bạn may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical bờ biển, bãi biển ... and it's delivered bởi a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Những người bạn don't let Những người bạn wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- bạn didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) bạn must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was bạn who secretly set it on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If bạn complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are bạn a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless bạn are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation bạn need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten bởi his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, bạn must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for thêm than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless bạn actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, bạn may always ask the score of the game in progress, but bạn may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical bờ biển, bãi biển ... and it's delivered bởi a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Những người bạn don't let Những người bạn wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- bạn didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) bạn must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was bạn who secretly set it on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If bạn complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are bạn a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless bạn are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation bạn need.
