Star, Humphrey, Kaltag and the other at least 50 chó get home. bởi the way I found out the names of the 3 Omegas Humphrey hangs out with.
ngôi sao and Humphrey were relieved they were out of it.
“After that, I need some pepperoni, HOTPOCKETS!!!” ngôi sao said.
“Alright.”
Humphrey was flying at least 10,000 ft above the hurricane.
“Damn, that’s an awesome view!”
ngôi sao came back.
“This is good, want a bite?”
“Sure.”
Humphrey took a bite.
“Am I in heaven?”
“It’s that good.”
Kate came and knocked on the door.
“Hey Star, since bạn say driving school is so much better than Alpha school, why don’t bạn take me there tiếp theo time bạn go?”
“Not driving school, Halo driving school.”
“Oh, it matters, anyway take me there.”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“SMF is where we have to land because our car’s there. We also have to rent a bus,” ngôi sao said.
“How are we going to rent a bus?” Humphrey asked.
“I’ll radio. SMF International, do bạn have any parking spots for a 737? And are we able to rent a bus?”
“This is SMF, we do have a 737 parking spot and we can see if the Travis Unified School District will let us use a bus.”
“Out of every bus possible in this area, why a school bus?”
“They have some of the safest buses.”
“Ok.”
They landed and got their parking spot and got word from the ATC.
“Ok, so the Travis Unified School District is letting us use bus number 9.”
“Cool.”
They entered the airport.
“Humphrey and I will go get the car and ngôi sao drives the bus,” Kaltag offered.
“Sure.”
ngôi sao had the Người sói board the bus. When the brown one, Mooch boarded he got in the driver seat.
“Hey guys look at this.”
“You’re retarded,” Shakey, the fat one said.
“Hey, I ride there!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Can I ride here for once?”
“No, I can’t let you.”
“Fine!”
“I can see why you’re another Omega.”
“Screw you.”
Kaltag came with the Armada.
“Everyone on?”
“Yeah.”
They got home. The 50 Người sói just set out homeless.
“Hey Star, do bạn want to take me to Halo driving school?” Kate asked
“Star, I will not let bạn take me girl!” Humphrey yelled.
“Relax, it’s just driving school, not the sex club,” ngôi sao said.
Humphrey was speechless.
“Ok then.”
Kate took at least 5 shots.
“Kate, are bạn planning to get drunk?”
“No.”
“Ok.”
ngôi sao drove to Halo driving school. Kate was completely drunk.
“You’re cute, it’s a good thing I’m not married. I really want to Kiss you!”
“Kate, bạn are married.”
“You’re funny!”’
Kate kissed Star. She was better than Sola and Jenna combined.
“Whoa!”
ngôi sao slapped Kate which made her un-drunk.
“When do we start class?”
“In 30 minutes.”
“Ok.”
They got to a Spartan and an Elite.
“Hey, I’m Devon, and this is Bob?” the Spartan said.
“Yes!” the Elite said.
“Ok, Bob here will be our pedestrian, and I will be our driver.”
“Yay!”
“Today, we will hiển thị bạn what to do and what not to do while driving.”
Bob stood there tiếp theo to the Warthog.
“Bob, get to your place Bob.”
“There? Ok.”
“This is what to do when approaching a hazardous area.”
“I am ready!”
Devon drove on and broke slightly and passed it.
“As bạn can see I hit the brakes and steered the car away from the hazard.”
Devon got in and drove the starting place.
“Now this is what no to do when approaching a hazard,” Bob said.
Devon accelerated and drove right into the hazard.
“Weeee!” Bob yelled.
The hazard area blew up, killing Bob and sent the Warthog flying with Devon still alive. Kate and ngôi sao laughed their asses off.
“As bạn can see, instead of braking I accelerated right into the hazard area. I am one of the lucky ones, however Bob did not survive.”
“Yes I did!” Bob called.
“Now what to do when turning into oncoming traffic.”
Devon stopped as Bob passed.
“Yay!!!”
Devon turned.
“As bạn can see, I stopped looked both ways, and waited for the other driver to pass before I went, now what not to do!”
Devon drove right into Bob’s way. Devon’s Warthog blew up but Bob survived.
“As bạn can see, I died. Now this is how to parallel park up hill. Turn bạn wheels away from the curb just in case the brakes fail.”
Devon let off his brakes with his wheels turn and Bob passed in peace.
“Yay!!!” Bob said.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Devon’s car slipped right into Bob’s making both blow up.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled just before both of them blew up.
“Part of learning a car is maintenance. Be sure to check your tire pressure and oil routinely. If bạn do not know what bạn are doing, be sure a professional does it for you. This is what happens if bạn do not know what you’re doing and do it yourself.”
Bob caught on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and died.
“That’s what could happen if bạn don’t know what you’re doing. Also be sure to keep an eye on your vehicle.”
Devon got in and drove off with Bob’s car.
“Ok folks, this concludes what to do and what not to do while driving. Say bye bob.”
“Yay!!!”
Kate remained laughing her đít, mông, ass off.
“I can’t breath! I’m laughing too much!”
“Hey Kate, I’m hungry, are you?”
“Yeah,”
“Let’s see what’s on the way home.”
“There’s a Grubb in the Box, let’s go.”
“Ok.”
ngôi sao stopped to see another stopped. He also had an Armada. They both accelerated but ngôi sao made it in first only to get hit bởi the other guy.
“Asshole!”
ngôi sao pulled to the menu board.
“Hello, and welcome to Grubb in the Box, may I take your order?”
“Yeah, let’s see, I’m in a burger mood. Can I have 2 Brute Burgers?”
“Is that for here hoặc to go?”
“Well, I am in a drive-thru and, I’m in a car and I can’t take it inside to eat so yes that would be to go.”
“I’m sorry we’re all out of Brute Burgers.”
“Ok, how about a Phantom Fri?”
“I’m sorry we’re also out of Phantom fries.”
The guy behind ngôi sao started honking his horn.
“God damn it, I have kids to feed!”
“Would bạn wait your fucking turn before I have to go out and buy a new mũ bảo hiểm for my friend because his is so far up your ass!” Kate yelled.
“Watch what I have here, shit đít, mông, ass Bitch!”
The guy bumped ngôi sao and Kate’s vehicle.
“You know, bạn are really pushing it!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Yes, I can push right here bitch!”
He bumped ngôi sao and Kate vehicle again.
“Alright, well, give me a side order of a Mcfloody and a Master Chief meal. Can we Hunter size that please?”
“Is that for here hoặc to go?”
“Ok, seriously mean, it’s a drive-thru for a reason bạn drive through, and get your food.”
“So is that to go?”
“Yes that would be to go.”
“Tim, make sure bạn spit in it,” the attendant đã đưa ý kiến to his buddy.
“Wait, did bạn just say spit!?”
“Give me the Mcfloody, bitch!” the other driver said.
“Ok, I will come back there, throw my mũ bảo hiểm at your face, bashing your windshield to pieces, cutting your face into mulch!”
“I hope bạn like shit all over your windshield, bitch!”
“Ok, just give me an order of a bồ nông, pelican pie and 3 Hunter sized táo, apple juices please.”
“Ok, I have a dead cat, 5 years of used bleach, and your mother’s toe.”
“What! Yeah, yeah, definitely what I ordered.”
“I’m sorry, we’ve closed.”
“What! Are bạn serious! After all this! I am going to ram this Armada into the side of your building, for a symbol of God’s understanding, I’m going to hit bạn with it because it looks like 6 tons, and that would hurt thêm than shooting you!”
“Please pull up to the một giây window.”
“Ok.”
“It’s about God damn time!” the other driver said.
ngôi sao pulled out of the drive-thru.
“Wait, there is no một giây window. God damn it!”
ngôi sao backed up into the other driver.
“Star let’s go through that drive through,” Kate said.
“May I help you?”
“Yeah, umm…”
“May I take your order?”
“Yeah, hold on a sec.”
“Ok.”
“Uhh…”
“Would bạn like some curly fries?”
“Please, don’t offer me anything. Ok, bạn know how bạn got the 6 piece Chicken Mcnuggets?”
“Yes.”
“Can bạn give me just 4 nuggets?”
“I’m sorry it has to be a 6 piece.”
“Shut up and listen to my order! Take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of the away. I just want a 4 piece chicken Mcnugget.”
“I can’t do that.”
“Put two of them up your ass!”
“Ok, fine!”
“Can I have a junior Western thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói cheese, a junior?”
“Western thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói cheese burger.”
“A junior!”
“Would bạn like that with onions?”
“No onions. And I’m going to have a cá sandwich, bánh sandwich because it has less calories because it’s fish.”
“Ok.”
“Now, if bạn can take a Coca-Cola and only put half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke.”
“Ok, a Coca-Cola…”
“And a small Sô cô la shake! Also a small seasoned curly.”
“Ok, got it.”
“Umm, fuck my đít, mông, ass what else. Give me umm, quả anh đào, anh đào jubilee and that’s it.”
“What about your friend.”
“Kate, what do bạn want?”
“Oh jeez, give me the regular Western thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói cheese, large shake, uhh…”
“Come on with the order.”
“That’s all I want.”
“Good how much is that, sir?”
“Umm, $14.95.”
“You got any money?”
“Yeah, I got like,”
“Give it to me.”
“I’m going to need to hủy bỏ the last two things on the menu!”
Those were the things Kate ordered. They drove off and went home.
“Hey there’s Salty.”
ngôi sao pulled up tiếp theo to Salty.
“Hey, wha’gwan?”
“I’m finding my way to your house. So is Mooch and Shakey.”
“Well, I take bạn there. Tell me where Mooch and Shakey are.”
“Ok, Mooch is on Nut Tree, and Shakey is on Somerset.”
“Ok, get in.”
“I don’t want to be in the car with 4 Omegas,” Kate said.
“Isn’t Mooch an Alpha?”
“No.”
“Oh.”
“Besides it was bad enough at the drive-thru with an Omega.”
They got to Dutch’s house to find Kaltag sitting outside.
“Hey Kaltag.”
“Dutch kicked us out.”
“Why?”
“We’re on the run.”
“Oh, wanna go back to Tony?”
“Sure.”
They came to Tony’s house.
“Well, I’m glad you’re back,” Tony said.
“Hey where’s Humphrey?”
“He’s already in here.”
“Oh.”
Humphrey was upstairs with Bella. He was unaware of the beings of Kaltag. He was leaning on Bella and when Kaltag saw that, he tackled Humphrey.
“You best not screw around with my wife!”
“Kaltag, get off him.”
“How would bạn like it if I did this to your wife?”
Kaltag kissed Kate.
“That’s thêm than just leaning on another’s wife!”
“You wanna fight about it!?”
“Of course!”
“Whoa, guys, calm down!” Kate interrupted.
“Kaltag!” Bella yelled.
“Yup, I’m back.”
“No, it’s time!”
“Time for what?”
“Kaltag, she’s pregnant and it’s been like 6 months.”
“Oh, Star, help me get her into the Armada, Humphrey, bạn drive.”
“Why do we always use the Armada?”
“Kaltag, we’re not going to make it to the hospital!”
“Alright, I guess we have to do this here.”
“Ahh! I’m feeling it!”
Pup #1 came out.
“The Alpha,” Kate said.
The rest came out. ngôi sao got a call from a middle school.
“Hello, this is Golden West middle school.”
“Hi.”
“You and your brother and your friend lack education.”
“Me Kaltag and Humphrey?”
“Yes.”
“Starting tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
“What do bạn want your elective to be?”
“Wood shop.”
“Ok.”
ngôi sao hung up.
“Kaltag, Humphrey, we have to go to school tomorrow.”
“Oh. What school?”
“Golden West.”
“I don’t know where that is.”
“We’ll take the bus.”
“Ok, what bus?”
“07.”
“Cool.”
The tiếp theo ngày they got up and got to their bus stop.
“Dogs going to school?” a kid asked.
The bus came.
“Where are your bus passes?” the driver asked.
“We’re new, they haven’t came.”
“Ok.”
They got to Golden West.
“Whoa, large campus for a middle school,” ngôi sao said.
“What’s our first period?”
“All of us have Social Studies first with Mrs. Morgan.”
Note: None of these teachers are at Golden West. I’m not putting my old teachers at risk. Lololololololololololololololol
“Cool.”
The class was 43 phút long.
“Next?” ngôi sao asked.
“Science with Mr. Alpha.”
“Excuse me?” Humphrey asked.
The period was also 43 minutes.
“Next?”
“Wood shop.”
ngôi sao cut himself on the coping saw. Mr. Buck got a Band Aid for him.
“Next?”
“It’s lunch.”
“Oh.”
Lunch was soon over.
“Now what do we have?”
“We have nghề viết văn and Literature with Mrs. Spain.”
“Ok.”
After the first period in that class, ngôi sao was in a T-bagging mood.
“Hey Humphrey get on the ground and roll on your back.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey rolled over and ngôi sao T-bagged him.
“Hey, get stop that!” a yard duty said, “You can do squat thrusts, but not on another student.”
“Sorry.”
“Get back to your class.”
The trio got back to their class. The class was over soon.
“What now?”
“P.E.”
“Ok.”
“They got to the locker room and opened their lockers.”
“Hey what do bạn know, we have clothes.”
“Alright, Star, Kaltag, Humphrey, your roll call numbers are 44 45 and 46,” Ms. Blue said.
“Ok.”
That day, they ran a mile. Kaltag was the fastest at 5:12. Humphrey was một giây at 5:18. ngôi sao was 4th at 5:27. They played football after that. The period was soon over.
“Last period?”
“Math with Mrs. Contractor.”
“Ok.”
Math was a fly. After that, they waited for their bus with like 500 kids. At least 20 buses came to load each kid. Their bus was the 5th one to get there. There were problem kids in the back.
“Sit down!” the bus driver yelled.
“You’re not the boss of me!”
“It doesn’t matter, this is my bus and my rules!”
“Do bạn want me to get them to sit down and shut up?” Humphrey offered.
“No, stay sitting down for safety.”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“Yay!!!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Bella, I’m back,” Kaltag called.
“School is cool,” Humphrey said.
“Humphrey, go to Halo Driving School,” Kate said.
“Is it better than middle school and seeing ngôi sao cut himself?”
“Yeah, well, middle school. What did ngôi sao cut himself with?”
“A coping saw.”
Kate accidentally spit in Kaltag’s face when she started laughing.
“Oh, shit! That’s funny!”
“Well all four of us have to go tiếp theo time,” ngôi sao said.
“What about Garth? What about Shakey, Salty, and Mooch?” Kaltag asked.
“Ok, we’ll also take them.”
“Wait, also Lilly and Tony!”
“Tony’s a human, he knows how to drive.”
“The other Tony.”
“Oh! Wait, what about Winston?”
“Why don’t we just bring the whole pack!?”
“No only the ones we named.”
“What cars?”
“Armada and Charger.”
“Ok.”
They have Driving school tomorrow.
ngôi sao and Humphrey were relieved they were out of it.
“After that, I need some pepperoni, HOTPOCKETS!!!” ngôi sao said.
“Alright.”
Humphrey was flying at least 10,000 ft above the hurricane.
“Damn, that’s an awesome view!”
ngôi sao came back.
“This is good, want a bite?”
“Sure.”
Humphrey took a bite.
“Am I in heaven?”
“It’s that good.”
Kate came and knocked on the door.
“Hey Star, since bạn say driving school is so much better than Alpha school, why don’t bạn take me there tiếp theo time bạn go?”
“Not driving school, Halo driving school.”
“Oh, it matters, anyway take me there.”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“SMF is where we have to land because our car’s there. We also have to rent a bus,” ngôi sao said.
“How are we going to rent a bus?” Humphrey asked.
“I’ll radio. SMF International, do bạn have any parking spots for a 737? And are we able to rent a bus?”
“This is SMF, we do have a 737 parking spot and we can see if the Travis Unified School District will let us use a bus.”
“Out of every bus possible in this area, why a school bus?”
“They have some of the safest buses.”
“Ok.”
They landed and got their parking spot and got word from the ATC.
“Ok, so the Travis Unified School District is letting us use bus number 9.”
“Cool.”
They entered the airport.
“Humphrey and I will go get the car and ngôi sao drives the bus,” Kaltag offered.
“Sure.”
ngôi sao had the Người sói board the bus. When the brown one, Mooch boarded he got in the driver seat.
“Hey guys look at this.”
“You’re retarded,” Shakey, the fat one said.
“Hey, I ride there!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Can I ride here for once?”
“No, I can’t let you.”
“Fine!”
“I can see why you’re another Omega.”
“Screw you.”
Kaltag came with the Armada.
“Everyone on?”
“Yeah.”
They got home. The 50 Người sói just set out homeless.
“Hey Star, do bạn want to take me to Halo driving school?” Kate asked
“Star, I will not let bạn take me girl!” Humphrey yelled.
“Relax, it’s just driving school, not the sex club,” ngôi sao said.
Humphrey was speechless.
“Ok then.”
Kate took at least 5 shots.
“Kate, are bạn planning to get drunk?”
“No.”
“Ok.”
ngôi sao drove to Halo driving school. Kate was completely drunk.
“You’re cute, it’s a good thing I’m not married. I really want to Kiss you!”
“Kate, bạn are married.”
“You’re funny!”’
Kate kissed Star. She was better than Sola and Jenna combined.
“Whoa!”
ngôi sao slapped Kate which made her un-drunk.
“When do we start class?”
“In 30 minutes.”
“Ok.”
They got to a Spartan and an Elite.
“Hey, I’m Devon, and this is Bob?” the Spartan said.
“Yes!” the Elite said.
“Ok, Bob here will be our pedestrian, and I will be our driver.”
“Yay!”
“Today, we will hiển thị bạn what to do and what not to do while driving.”
Bob stood there tiếp theo to the Warthog.
“Bob, get to your place Bob.”
“There? Ok.”
“This is what to do when approaching a hazardous area.”
“I am ready!”
Devon drove on and broke slightly and passed it.
“As bạn can see I hit the brakes and steered the car away from the hazard.”
Devon got in and drove the starting place.
“Now this is what no to do when approaching a hazard,” Bob said.
Devon accelerated and drove right into the hazard.
“Weeee!” Bob yelled.
The hazard area blew up, killing Bob and sent the Warthog flying with Devon still alive. Kate and ngôi sao laughed their asses off.
“As bạn can see, instead of braking I accelerated right into the hazard area. I am one of the lucky ones, however Bob did not survive.”
“Yes I did!” Bob called.
“Now what to do when turning into oncoming traffic.”
Devon stopped as Bob passed.
“Yay!!!”
Devon turned.
“As bạn can see, I stopped looked both ways, and waited for the other driver to pass before I went, now what not to do!”
Devon drove right into Bob’s way. Devon’s Warthog blew up but Bob survived.
“As bạn can see, I died. Now this is how to parallel park up hill. Turn bạn wheels away from the curb just in case the brakes fail.”
Devon let off his brakes with his wheels turn and Bob passed in peace.
“Yay!!!” Bob said.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Devon’s car slipped right into Bob’s making both blow up.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled just before both of them blew up.
“Part of learning a car is maintenance. Be sure to check your tire pressure and oil routinely. If bạn do not know what bạn are doing, be sure a professional does it for you. This is what happens if bạn do not know what you’re doing and do it yourself.”
Bob caught on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and died.
“That’s what could happen if bạn don’t know what you’re doing. Also be sure to keep an eye on your vehicle.”
Devon got in and drove off with Bob’s car.
“Ok folks, this concludes what to do and what not to do while driving. Say bye bob.”
“Yay!!!”
Kate remained laughing her đít, mông, ass off.
“I can’t breath! I’m laughing too much!”
“Hey Kate, I’m hungry, are you?”
“Yeah,”
“Let’s see what’s on the way home.”
“There’s a Grubb in the Box, let’s go.”
“Ok.”
ngôi sao stopped to see another stopped. He also had an Armada. They both accelerated but ngôi sao made it in first only to get hit bởi the other guy.
“Asshole!”
ngôi sao pulled to the menu board.
“Hello, and welcome to Grubb in the Box, may I take your order?”
“Yeah, let’s see, I’m in a burger mood. Can I have 2 Brute Burgers?”
“Is that for here hoặc to go?”
“Well, I am in a drive-thru and, I’m in a car and I can’t take it inside to eat so yes that would be to go.”
“I’m sorry we’re all out of Brute Burgers.”
“Ok, how about a Phantom Fri?”
“I’m sorry we’re also out of Phantom fries.”
The guy behind ngôi sao started honking his horn.
“God damn it, I have kids to feed!”
“Would bạn wait your fucking turn before I have to go out and buy a new mũ bảo hiểm for my friend because his is so far up your ass!” Kate yelled.
“Watch what I have here, shit đít, mông, ass Bitch!”
The guy bumped ngôi sao and Kate’s vehicle.
“You know, bạn are really pushing it!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Yes, I can push right here bitch!”
He bumped ngôi sao and Kate vehicle again.
“Alright, well, give me a side order of a Mcfloody and a Master Chief meal. Can we Hunter size that please?”
“Is that for here hoặc to go?”
“Ok, seriously mean, it’s a drive-thru for a reason bạn drive through, and get your food.”
“So is that to go?”
“Yes that would be to go.”
“Tim, make sure bạn spit in it,” the attendant đã đưa ý kiến to his buddy.
“Wait, did bạn just say spit!?”
“Give me the Mcfloody, bitch!” the other driver said.
“Ok, I will come back there, throw my mũ bảo hiểm at your face, bashing your windshield to pieces, cutting your face into mulch!”
“I hope bạn like shit all over your windshield, bitch!”
“Ok, just give me an order of a bồ nông, pelican pie and 3 Hunter sized táo, apple juices please.”
“Ok, I have a dead cat, 5 years of used bleach, and your mother’s toe.”
“What! Yeah, yeah, definitely what I ordered.”
“I’m sorry, we’ve closed.”
“What! Are bạn serious! After all this! I am going to ram this Armada into the side of your building, for a symbol of God’s understanding, I’m going to hit bạn with it because it looks like 6 tons, and that would hurt thêm than shooting you!”
“Please pull up to the một giây window.”
“Ok.”
“It’s about God damn time!” the other driver said.
ngôi sao pulled out of the drive-thru.
“Wait, there is no một giây window. God damn it!”
ngôi sao backed up into the other driver.
“Star let’s go through that drive through,” Kate said.
“May I help you?”
“Yeah, umm…”
“May I take your order?”
“Yeah, hold on a sec.”
“Ok.”
“Uhh…”
“Would bạn like some curly fries?”
“Please, don’t offer me anything. Ok, bạn know how bạn got the 6 piece Chicken Mcnuggets?”
“Yes.”
“Can bạn give me just 4 nuggets?”
“I’m sorry it has to be a 6 piece.”
“Shut up and listen to my order! Take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of the away. I just want a 4 piece chicken Mcnugget.”
“I can’t do that.”
“Put two of them up your ass!”
“Ok, fine!”
“Can I have a junior Western thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói cheese, a junior?”
“Western thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói cheese burger.”
“A junior!”
“Would bạn like that with onions?”
“No onions. And I’m going to have a cá sandwich, bánh sandwich because it has less calories because it’s fish.”
“Ok.”
“Now, if bạn can take a Coca-Cola and only put half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke.”
“Ok, a Coca-Cola…”
“And a small Sô cô la shake! Also a small seasoned curly.”
“Ok, got it.”
“Umm, fuck my đít, mông, ass what else. Give me umm, quả anh đào, anh đào jubilee and that’s it.”
“What about your friend.”
“Kate, what do bạn want?”
“Oh jeez, give me the regular Western thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói cheese, large shake, uhh…”
“Come on with the order.”
“That’s all I want.”
“Good how much is that, sir?”
“Umm, $14.95.”
“You got any money?”
“Yeah, I got like,”
“Give it to me.”
“I’m going to need to hủy bỏ the last two things on the menu!”
Those were the things Kate ordered. They drove off and went home.
“Hey there’s Salty.”
ngôi sao pulled up tiếp theo to Salty.
“Hey, wha’gwan?”
“I’m finding my way to your house. So is Mooch and Shakey.”
“Well, I take bạn there. Tell me where Mooch and Shakey are.”
“Ok, Mooch is on Nut Tree, and Shakey is on Somerset.”
“Ok, get in.”
“I don’t want to be in the car with 4 Omegas,” Kate said.
“Isn’t Mooch an Alpha?”
“No.”
“Oh.”
“Besides it was bad enough at the drive-thru with an Omega.”
They got to Dutch’s house to find Kaltag sitting outside.
“Hey Kaltag.”
“Dutch kicked us out.”
“Why?”
“We’re on the run.”
“Oh, wanna go back to Tony?”
“Sure.”
They came to Tony’s house.
“Well, I’m glad you’re back,” Tony said.
“Hey where’s Humphrey?”
“He’s already in here.”
“Oh.”
Humphrey was upstairs with Bella. He was unaware of the beings of Kaltag. He was leaning on Bella and when Kaltag saw that, he tackled Humphrey.
“You best not screw around with my wife!”
“Kaltag, get off him.”
“How would bạn like it if I did this to your wife?”
Kaltag kissed Kate.
“That’s thêm than just leaning on another’s wife!”
“You wanna fight about it!?”
“Of course!”
“Whoa, guys, calm down!” Kate interrupted.
“Kaltag!” Bella yelled.
“Yup, I’m back.”
“No, it’s time!”
“Time for what?”
“Kaltag, she’s pregnant and it’s been like 6 months.”
“Oh, Star, help me get her into the Armada, Humphrey, bạn drive.”
“Why do we always use the Armada?”
“Kaltag, we’re not going to make it to the hospital!”
“Alright, I guess we have to do this here.”
“Ahh! I’m feeling it!”
Pup #1 came out.
“The Alpha,” Kate said.
The rest came out. ngôi sao got a call from a middle school.
“Hello, this is Golden West middle school.”
“Hi.”
“You and your brother and your friend lack education.”
“Me Kaltag and Humphrey?”
“Yes.”
“Starting tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
“What do bạn want your elective to be?”
“Wood shop.”
“Ok.”
ngôi sao hung up.
“Kaltag, Humphrey, we have to go to school tomorrow.”
“Oh. What school?”
“Golden West.”
“I don’t know where that is.”
“We’ll take the bus.”
“Ok, what bus?”
“07.”
“Cool.”
The tiếp theo ngày they got up and got to their bus stop.
“Dogs going to school?” a kid asked.
The bus came.
“Where are your bus passes?” the driver asked.
“We’re new, they haven’t came.”
“Ok.”
They got to Golden West.
“Whoa, large campus for a middle school,” ngôi sao said.
“What’s our first period?”
“All of us have Social Studies first with Mrs. Morgan.”
Note: None of these teachers are at Golden West. I’m not putting my old teachers at risk. Lololololololololololololololol
“Cool.”
The class was 43 phút long.
“Next?” ngôi sao asked.
“Science with Mr. Alpha.”
“Excuse me?” Humphrey asked.
The period was also 43 minutes.
“Next?”
“Wood shop.”
ngôi sao cut himself on the coping saw. Mr. Buck got a Band Aid for him.
“Next?”
“It’s lunch.”
“Oh.”
Lunch was soon over.
“Now what do we have?”
“We have nghề viết văn and Literature with Mrs. Spain.”
“Ok.”
After the first period in that class, ngôi sao was in a T-bagging mood.
“Hey Humphrey get on the ground and roll on your back.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey rolled over and ngôi sao T-bagged him.
“Hey, get stop that!” a yard duty said, “You can do squat thrusts, but not on another student.”
“Sorry.”
“Get back to your class.”
The trio got back to their class. The class was over soon.
“What now?”
“P.E.”
“Ok.”
“They got to the locker room and opened their lockers.”
“Hey what do bạn know, we have clothes.”
“Alright, Star, Kaltag, Humphrey, your roll call numbers are 44 45 and 46,” Ms. Blue said.
“Ok.”
That day, they ran a mile. Kaltag was the fastest at 5:12. Humphrey was một giây at 5:18. ngôi sao was 4th at 5:27. They played football after that. The period was soon over.
“Last period?”
“Math with Mrs. Contractor.”
“Ok.”
Math was a fly. After that, they waited for their bus with like 500 kids. At least 20 buses came to load each kid. Their bus was the 5th one to get there. There were problem kids in the back.
“Sit down!” the bus driver yelled.
“You’re not the boss of me!”
“It doesn’t matter, this is my bus and my rules!”
“Do bạn want me to get them to sit down and shut up?” Humphrey offered.
“No, stay sitting down for safety.”
“Ok.”
They got home.
“Yay!!!” ngôi sao yelled.
“Bella, I’m back,” Kaltag called.
“School is cool,” Humphrey said.
“Humphrey, go to Halo Driving School,” Kate said.
“Is it better than middle school and seeing ngôi sao cut himself?”
“Yeah, well, middle school. What did ngôi sao cut himself with?”
“A coping saw.”
Kate accidentally spit in Kaltag’s face when she started laughing.
“Oh, shit! That’s funny!”
“Well all four of us have to go tiếp theo time,” ngôi sao said.
“What about Garth? What about Shakey, Salty, and Mooch?” Kaltag asked.
“Ok, we’ll also take them.”
“Wait, also Lilly and Tony!”
“Tony’s a human, he knows how to drive.”
“The other Tony.”
“Oh! Wait, what about Winston?”
“Why don’t we just bring the whole pack!?”
“No only the ones we named.”
“What cars?”
“Armada and Charger.”
“Ok.”
They have Driving school tomorrow.
