1. Your walls are covered "Avenged Sevenfold" posters and items.
2. bạn say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. bạn follow their tour bus.
4. bạn find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. bạn Mất tích your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat bạn when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, bạn recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone hát "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, bạn sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, bạn play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. bạn want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. bạn want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. bạn want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while bạn lay on your death bed.
15. bạn listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. bạn play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake bạn up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. bạn dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat bạn see has a skull for a body.
19. bạn can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay bạn wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, bạn expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised bạn he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. bạn ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. bạn stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when bạn fought with her.
25. bạn want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. bạn didn't cái tát, đánh đập, smack your husband when bạn heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all bạn play on Memoral Day.
28. bạn think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what bạn play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when bạn set it to wake bạn up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what bạn listen to while bạn sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. bạn want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on hàng đầu, đầu trang of your gravestone.
33. bạn can't figure out why you're Những người bạn got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. bạn only played them 70 times to them.
34. bạn didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. bạn play "Critcal Acclaim" while bạn vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. bạn sing "Critcal Acclaim": when bạn see the other party win.
37. bạn tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. bạn held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to bạn sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. bạn held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to bạn do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. bạn literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from bạn in class.
41. bạn play "The Wicked End" while bạn go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. bạn quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your âm bass, tiếng bass, bass đàn ghi ta, guitar seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric đàn ghi ta, guitar seems a bit too much like
Synyster Gates'.
46. Your other electric đàn ghi ta, guitar seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving bạn a high-five at the concert, bạn pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. bạn own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. bạn were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.
2. bạn say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. bạn follow their tour bus.
4. bạn find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. bạn Mất tích your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat bạn when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, bạn recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone hát "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, bạn sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, bạn play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. bạn want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. bạn want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. bạn want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while bạn lay on your death bed.
15. bạn listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. bạn play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake bạn up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. bạn dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat bạn see has a skull for a body.
19. bạn can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay bạn wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, bạn expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised bạn he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. bạn ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. bạn stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when bạn fought with her.
25. bạn want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. bạn didn't cái tát, đánh đập, smack your husband when bạn heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all bạn play on Memoral Day.
28. bạn think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what bạn play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when bạn set it to wake bạn up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what bạn listen to while bạn sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. bạn want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on hàng đầu, đầu trang of your gravestone.
33. bạn can't figure out why you're Những người bạn got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. bạn only played them 70 times to them.
34. bạn didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. bạn play "Critcal Acclaim" while bạn vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. bạn sing "Critcal Acclaim": when bạn see the other party win.
37. bạn tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. bạn held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to bạn sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. bạn held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to bạn do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. bạn literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from bạn in class.
41. bạn play "The Wicked End" while bạn go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. bạn quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your âm bass, tiếng bass, bass đàn ghi ta, guitar seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric đàn ghi ta, guitar seems a bit too much like
Synyster Gates'.
46. Your other electric đàn ghi ta, guitar seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving bạn a high-five at the concert, bạn pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. bạn own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. bạn were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.
