Credit: link. I didn't write it, I thought it was pretty hilarious though!
"As an atheist, bạn will occasionally meet a non-atheist who wishes to argue against your belief system. If bạn are interested in discussing the matter, bạn may want to prepare yourself bởi learning these simple responses to common anti-atheist arguments.
The Bible says that atheism is wrong.
"The Bible also says some guy's donkey talked."
If bạn believe in God and are wrong, then it's no big deal, but if bạn don't believe in God and are wrong, you'll be punished eternally, so it's not a good idea to be an atheist.
