1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves thực phẩm say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever bạn see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one giờ with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come trang chủ with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten bởi a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are bạn a sadist, are bạn a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his giường shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better trà than you!" every ngày when its trà time.
14# Scream the một giây bạn wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have bạn and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping bạn every time bạn use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of mèo con into Claude's room and say bạn wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with phòng bếp, nhà bếp utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as bạn can.
24# Every time bạn see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, bạn know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away hát My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean bạn demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give bạn a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for màu hồng, hồng tu-tu's with mèo on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time bạn see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while bạn take a walk in the gardens- in actuality bạn go and shave all his hair off and leave a note bởi his giường saying: What shampoo did bạn use??? Too bad bạn don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to vòi hoa sen with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't bạn wish that bạn were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's giường right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me bạn hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves bạn tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are bạn so proper?" then pour the trà all over Claude and break the trà pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole ngày non-stop while screaming, "Why bạn not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time bạn see him, "Don't bạn wish bạn were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's giường and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).

If bạn do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my tình yêu to Claude. bạn may be con vịt, vịt taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!