Taylor Lautner's ABDUCTION Review (@RebelTaxi) So BAD it's GOOD #1

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, bạn can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought bạn liked Rarity....

So a few days ago, I watched ngôi sao Wars: The Last Jedi. Being a big ngôi sao Wars fan, and having watched The Force Awakens, I thought that I could get some enjoyment out of this film. And then I saw the reviews online. Critics seem to really like this movie. Fans…….. Oh. Review after review of people saying that this movie was an ungodly mess of a film and that this was one of the worst ngôi sao Wars phim chiếu rạp ever made. I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate, but I thought to myself that, maybe I should give this movie a watch and see what all of the fuss was about. And that is why I...

After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was được trao a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After thêm battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a thêm powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik Mất tích his chance that actual good Pokemon...

bạn know... The word equality gets thrown around a lot these days. So before I start off this article, let me get something out of the way first. An opinion that, while is just an opinion, is gonna piss off tons of people. So, get ready for it... I don't like Life is Strange... At all... I think the story is poorly written, I don't like how puzzles need to be solved, and I really don't like Max. But that's a different bài viết for a different day, so back on topic. I am not alone on people who dislike this game, calling it a Tumblr mess with bad characters and gameplay. And while that is true,...

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after cầu vồng Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do bạn know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want bạn to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go bởi the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of cầu vồng Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of cầu vồng Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...

Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A dark green phantom with a single eye on the center of it’s face. It wears a black cloak, and can use it to hide the hundreds of arms that make up it’s body.
Abilities: One Vision is able to drag anything from one piece of paper to another. It does not matter what the paper may be, it can drag it through the it. It is also able to send itself and it’s user through a piece of paper like a sort of teleportation. This can be done with anything, such as newspapers, napkins, posters, etc. As long as its paper. One Vision can also spy on anyone through a piece of...

Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who đã đưa ý kiến we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: bạn have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys hiển thị up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's an toàn, két an toàn to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now hoặc never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided...

Oh boy, now it’s time to get to a real treasure. Today is the fourth ngày of Christmas, and today’s movie is a… real mess. Back in the good old days of the 90s when being a homosexual was the worse than being a murderer, Hollywood needed to create a horror movie, because the most được ưa chuộng horror movie out around that time was Aliens: Resurrection… Yeah. So, I guess that this movie would easily dominate the horror phim chiếu rạp that year, and it shows, because this movie was made on a small budget, and didn’t even get that back. Is this movie a Mất tích gem and should get thêm attention- No…….....

(This is a redo on a review that I was not satisfied with. Please chịu, gấu with me)


When I was a young, stupid little 13-year-old who was new to anime and hormones, I was looking through some được ưa chuộng anime that people are fond of. I then came across this one anime, and finally, my hormones and my lust for horror were catered to all at once. Now, as a young, stupid 17-year-old who is experienced with both anime and hormones, I am not thêm able to talk about this anime PROPERLY! Seriously, I reviewed this anime about three times, and I hated all of them. But hopefully, I can be a little satisfied....

Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this năm weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.





The movie follows a drifter bởi the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....

Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie bởi the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal yêu thích remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?





So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...

In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed bởi the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror phim chiếu rạp before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror phim chiếu rạp of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are bạn excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Những người bạn heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...

About some time cách đây back in the năm 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games bạn can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, bạn may just strike vàng at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...

I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume tham gia the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy chua the moment. My classmates were thrilled...

Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have bạn ever wanted to yell at people older than bạn bởi calling them little faggots? Well, now bạn can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if bạn buy the DLC, bạn get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO bạn CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...