Taylor Lautner's ABDUCTION Review (@RebelTaxi) So BAD it's GOOD #1

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, chó cái, bitch
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will bạn stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first bài viết of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where bạn play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and bạn have a choice to be good hoặc evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this bài viết contains spoilers)

Boss: ong vò vẻ, wasp Queen
The ong vò vẻ, wasp Queen is the...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and phim hoạt hình allows people to do things that bạn couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to tình yêu animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still tình yêu the phim hoạt hình of hoạt hình and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with bạn all phim hoạt hình styles bởi creators that I tình yêu the most. Some bạn may like, and some I may get bạn to like. So, let’s start with the...

Anime girls depending on clothing hoặc breast size:

Small breasts, thêm layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one chó cái, bitch nobody likes hoặc for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just bởi them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, thêm layers of clothes, hoặc fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done bởi Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for bạn all, not a Nightmare on Elm đường phố, street classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: bạn know, bạn shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did bạn hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase bạn forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a cây stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. bạn look very adorable. I gotta take bạn to meet some friends....

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that bạn just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, hoặc downright awesome, bạn just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean bởi this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality bởi making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get bạn a new weapon, levels bạn up, hoặc gives bạn money. However, there are THOSE survivors. bạn know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story bởi narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms đường phố, street (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

Now, if bạn know me, bạn know that I watch Abridged series. One of my các sở thích would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made bởi TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved bởi a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who hoặc what the characters and setting is, but bạn don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

bạn know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only hoạt hình on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one hiển thị that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this hiển thị started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of ti vi limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only hiển thị saved bởi Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the Những truyện rùng rợn kinh dị called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if bạn play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell bạn all that this story sucks. Or, thêm importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack đã đưa ý kiến it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc bạn bạn overrated prick. bạn suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...