(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)
~Erasers~
Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on bạn piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)
~Litter Bugs~
Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded bởi garbage)
~Potato Chip Bag~
Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his teeth) (Tries to open it with scissors) (Tries to open it with a knife) (Tries to open it with a chainsaw) (Tries to open it with a handgun) (Takes out a bomb) Okay, this is the last try. If it doesn’t work, I’m going to fucking lose it (Sets bomb and it explodes)
(Later)
Wind: (At hospital, still trying to open the bag of chips) OPEN bạn FUCKING BITCH
~Bicyclists~
Wind: (Waiting in car behind a bicyclist) di chuyển OUT OF THE WAY! BIKE LANES WERE MADE FOR A FUCKING REASON!
~Dog Crap~
Wind: (Steps in dog crap) ………….
(Later)
Narrator: And that is how all the chó in the world became extinct.
~Cigarette Addicts~
Wind: (In a coffee cửa hàng filled with people smoking, while he is wearing a gas mask)
~Reality TV~
Wind: Time to watch some TV (Turns TV on)
Announcer: And now back to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
Wind: (Turns off TV) Better idea. I’m gonna go kill myself
~Flies~
Wind: (Swats at a fly) Go away, bạn fucking prick (Just takes out gun and shoots at it) bạn motherfucker. Just die already (Takes out doubled barrel shotgun and shoots at the fly)
~Parking Meters~
Wind: (Watches as his car gets towed) (Turns to Parking Meter) bạn PIECE OF SHIT (Rips parking meter out of the ground and chucks it through a car window, setting off the alarm)
~Traffic Lights~
Wind: (Waits behind a red light. Once it changes, he has to wait for another light to change. Then, when it changes, there is another red light) Oh, fuck this (Drives right through it, causing a massive car accident for the other drivers)
~Erasers~
Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on bạn piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)
~Litter Bugs~
Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded bởi garbage)
~Potato Chip Bag~
Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his teeth) (Tries to open it with scissors) (Tries to open it with a knife) (Tries to open it with a chainsaw) (Tries to open it with a handgun) (Takes out a bomb) Okay, this is the last try. If it doesn’t work, I’m going to fucking lose it (Sets bomb and it explodes)
(Later)
Wind: (At hospital, still trying to open the bag of chips) OPEN bạn FUCKING BITCH
~Bicyclists~
Wind: (Waiting in car behind a bicyclist) di chuyển OUT OF THE WAY! BIKE LANES WERE MADE FOR A FUCKING REASON!
~Dog Crap~
Wind: (Steps in dog crap) ………….
(Later)
Narrator: And that is how all the chó in the world became extinct.
~Cigarette Addicts~
Wind: (In a coffee cửa hàng filled with people smoking, while he is wearing a gas mask)
~Reality TV~
Wind: Time to watch some TV (Turns TV on)
Announcer: And now back to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
Wind: (Turns off TV) Better idea. I’m gonna go kill myself
~Flies~
Wind: (Swats at a fly) Go away, bạn fucking prick (Just takes out gun and shoots at it) bạn motherfucker. Just die already (Takes out doubled barrel shotgun and shoots at the fly)
~Parking Meters~
Wind: (Watches as his car gets towed) (Turns to Parking Meter) bạn PIECE OF SHIT (Rips parking meter out of the ground and chucks it through a car window, setting off the alarm)
~Traffic Lights~
Wind: (Waits behind a red light. Once it changes, he has to wait for another light to change. Then, when it changes, there is another red light) Oh, fuck this (Drives right through it, causing a massive car accident for the other drivers)
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the Những truyện rùng rợn kinh dị known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat thêm at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat thêm at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take