(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)
~Erasers~
Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on bạn piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)
~Litter Bugs~
Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded bởi garbage)
~Potato Chip Bag~
Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his teeth) (Tries to open it with scissors) (Tries to open it with a knife) (Tries to open it with a chainsaw) (Tries to open it with a handgun) (Takes out a bomb) Okay, this is the last try. If it doesn’t work, I’m going to fucking lose it (Sets bomb and it explodes)
(Later)
Wind: (At hospital, still trying to open the bag of chips) OPEN bạn FUCKING BITCH
~Bicyclists~
Wind: (Waiting in car behind a bicyclist) di chuyển OUT OF THE WAY! BIKE LANES WERE MADE FOR A FUCKING REASON!
~Dog Crap~
Wind: (Steps in dog crap) ………….
(Later)
Narrator: And that is how all the chó in the world became extinct.
~Cigarette Addicts~
Wind: (In a coffee cửa hàng filled with people smoking, while he is wearing a gas mask)
~Reality TV~
Wind: Time to watch some TV (Turns TV on)
Announcer: And now back to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
Wind: (Turns off TV) Better idea. I’m gonna go kill myself
~Flies~
Wind: (Swats at a fly) Go away, bạn fucking prick (Just takes out gun and shoots at it) bạn motherfucker. Just die already (Takes out doubled barrel shotgun and shoots at the fly)
~Parking Meters~
Wind: (Watches as his car gets towed) (Turns to Parking Meter) bạn PIECE OF SHIT (Rips parking meter out of the ground and chucks it through a car window, setting off the alarm)
~Traffic Lights~
Wind: (Waits behind a red light. Once it changes, he has to wait for another light to change. Then, when it changes, there is another red light) Oh, fuck this (Drives right through it, causing a massive car accident for the other drivers)
~Erasers~
Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on bạn piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)
~Litter Bugs~
Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded bởi garbage)
~Potato Chip Bag~
Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his teeth) (Tries to open it with scissors) (Tries to open it with a knife) (Tries to open it with a chainsaw) (Tries to open it with a handgun) (Takes out a bomb) Okay, this is the last try. If it doesn’t work, I’m going to fucking lose it (Sets bomb and it explodes)
(Later)
Wind: (At hospital, still trying to open the bag of chips) OPEN bạn FUCKING BITCH
~Bicyclists~
Wind: (Waiting in car behind a bicyclist) di chuyển OUT OF THE WAY! BIKE LANES WERE MADE FOR A FUCKING REASON!
~Dog Crap~
Wind: (Steps in dog crap) ………….
(Later)
Narrator: And that is how all the chó in the world became extinct.
~Cigarette Addicts~
Wind: (In a coffee cửa hàng filled with people smoking, while he is wearing a gas mask)
~Reality TV~
Wind: Time to watch some TV (Turns TV on)
Announcer: And now back to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
Wind: (Turns off TV) Better idea. I’m gonna go kill myself
~Flies~
Wind: (Swats at a fly) Go away, bạn fucking prick (Just takes out gun and shoots at it) bạn motherfucker. Just die already (Takes out doubled barrel shotgun and shoots at the fly)
~Parking Meters~
Wind: (Watches as his car gets towed) (Turns to Parking Meter) bạn PIECE OF SHIT (Rips parking meter out of the ground and chucks it through a car window, setting off the alarm)
~Traffic Lights~
Wind: (Waits behind a red light. Once it changes, he has to wait for another light to change. Then, when it changes, there is another red light) Oh, fuck this (Drives right through it, causing a massive car accident for the other drivers)
Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final fantaisie VII is still a good game.
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Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.
Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
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Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: bạn can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
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Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created bởi Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics hoặc is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.
The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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The film follows a small American suburban town called...
