Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with cầu vồng Dash, and we were going to di chuyển into a very nice house bởi a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

cầu vồng Dash: *Putting bags into the thân cây of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
cầu vồng Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
cầu vồng Dash: *Closes trunk* What bạn really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
cầu vồng Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into cầu vồng Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: bạn know what else would be great?
cầu vồng Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for bạn to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

cầu vồng Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

cầu vồng Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass cầu vồng Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
cầu vồng Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, cầu vồng Dash, and that ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew cầu vồng Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

cầu vồng Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
cầu vồng Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & cầu vồng Dash: AWESOME!!!
cầu vồng Dash: I tình yêu this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
cầu vồng Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
cầu vồng Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the đường phố, street from your house. bạn can come over anytime bạn want, but remember, bạn must not eat bánh nướng nhỏ on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat bánh nướng nhỏ on Sunday?
cầu vồng Dash: Let me tell bạn after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing cầu vồng Dash. It slowly passes bởi which makes her nervous*
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* bạn alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so bạn can tell me why I shouldn't eat bánh nướng nhỏ on Sunday.

Me, and cầu vồng Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why bạn shouldn't eat bánh nướng nhỏ on Sunday.

cầu vồng Dash: A few weeks ago, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
cầu vồng Dash: She got attacked bởi some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
cầu vồng Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of người hâm mộ fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the ngựa con, ngựa, pony eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the ngựa con, ngựa, pony to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
cầu vồng Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where bạn put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
cầu vồng Dash: What did bạn think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
cầu vồng Dash: Okay, if bạn don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe cầu vồng Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

tiếp theo morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if cầu vồng Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: cầu vồng Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
cầu vồng Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see bạn later.
cầu vồng Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
cầu vồng Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
cầu vồng Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The cupcake factory was right across the đường phố, street from where I lived, but if I told cầu vồng Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter bởi a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant, and enters the cupcake factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are bạn sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the cupcake dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! bạn thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All bạn gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave bạn alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let bạn do whatever bạn want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT bánh nướng nhỏ ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... bạn know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of ngựa con, ngựa, pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of cầu vồng Dash, do bạn remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill bạn two if bạn lost, but since bạn ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I đã đưa ý kiến go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make bạn fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* bạn are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, bạn will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* bạn do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot bạn with this, and make bạn fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do bạn have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the tường behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! bạn ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five giây he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be thêm specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the bánh nướng nhỏ factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ngựa con, ngựa, pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* cầu vồng Dash đã đưa ý kiến there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious ngày for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

Chase song: link

Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right tiếp theo to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the đồi núi, hill again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the tiếp theo part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* xin chào it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the đồi núi, hill on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the đường phố, street from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell bạn something.
Jeff: bạn look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if bạn don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill bạn two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how bạn just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess bạn forgot about everything else bạn were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. bạn are not going to leave me. I want bạn to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
cầu vồng Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony lấy trộm, đánh cắp it.
cầu vồng Dash: Why didn't bạn tell me as soon as bạn got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
cầu vồng Dash: How did bạn get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told bạn that I always wanted to fly?
cầu vồng Dash: Wait. Are bạn saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
cầu vồng Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. hoặc at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do bạn want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All bạn have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? bạn pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have bạn found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: bạn owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are bạn doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and cầu vồng Dash found my scooter. It was stolen bởi some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

cầu vồng Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
cầu vồng Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
cầu vồng Dash: Go trang chủ Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
cầu vồng Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. bạn are a coward.
cầu vồng Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I đã đưa ý kiến bạn are a coward.
cầu vồng Dash: Do bạn even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
cầu vồng Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs cầu vồng Dash from behind* Are bạn sure you're not afraid of anything?
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
cầu vồng Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give bạn $35,000 if bạn let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm worth thêm then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto cầu vồng Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
cầu vồng Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

cầu vồng Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was thêm like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

cầu vồng Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To cầu vồng Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
cầu vồng Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
cầu vồng Dash: Why are bạn just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
cầu vồng Dash: What did bạn do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
cầu vồng Dash: Scoots, bạn okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
cầu vồng Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether bạn like it hoặc not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, bạn got a point there. How about, we have bạn further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether bạn like it hoặc not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, cầu vồng Dash was not happy with me.

cầu vồng Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
cầu vồng Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn bạn not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
cầu vồng Dash: I think we should di chuyển back to the đám mây house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End