9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have thêm fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? tình yêu thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the bàn in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy hoặc McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
For those of bạn who don't know me, hoặc have never read my fanfictions, I'm renesmeblack. I write a story from Renesmee, Jacob, Mine, and occasionally Emmett's POV. Now, I have a ton of bad ideas, and some of the things bạn read from me are crash tests. Thankfully, many of my readers enjoy my fanfictions. The dummy is saved!
My stories are for girls who can't stop đọc the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I tình yêu Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. bạn wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, bạn read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few những người hâm mộ I have, thanks for the support and I'll see bạn in the đọc section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
My stories are for girls who can't stop đọc the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I tình yêu Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. bạn wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, bạn read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few những người hâm mộ I have, thanks for the support and I'll see bạn in the đọc section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
Here's New Moon Confessions. like I đã đưa ý kiến before, I don't any of these, I just đã đăng them for people's enjoyments.
#1
I can hear Edward in my head too!
#2
If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.
#3
Alice lấy trộm, đánh cắp my Porsche.
#4
Jane has my yêu thích vampire power.
#5
I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*
#6
Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.
#7
Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.
#8
I named all of my chó after Jacob and his friends.
#9
I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.
#10
I một giây Emmett's vote.
#11
I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.
#12
If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.
please bình luận and rate!
#1
I can hear Edward in my head too!
#2
If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.
#3
Alice lấy trộm, đánh cắp my Porsche.
#4
Jane has my yêu thích vampire power.
#5
I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*
#6
Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.
#7
Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.
#8
I named all of my chó after Jacob and his friends.
#9
I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.
#10
I một giây Emmett's vote.
#11
I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.
#12
If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.
please bình luận and rate!
Tru:Blood
TRUE BLOOD season one ON DVD!!!
i hope bạn like my story sorry for the spelling and stuff like that im trying my best!!!!!
Rennesme POV
When bạn tình yêu the one, who left bạn no options at all,and change bạn campletely how can bạn fight with the world to not lose him?
What about if your life depend on the person, what would bạn do to tell him what bạn really feel about him and that bạn want to be with him FOREVER!!!!!!
And bạn have just one thêm chance to do it!!!!
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Rennesme POV
When bạn tình yêu the one, who left bạn no options at all,and change bạn campletely how can bạn fight with the world to not lose him?
What about if your life depend on the person, what would bạn do to tell him what bạn really feel about him and that bạn want to be with him FOREVER!!!!!!
And bạn have just one thêm chance to do it!!!!
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cool huh
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
Source: link
