10.: Tell him only to address bạn in a cute English accent.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have thêm fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? tình yêu thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the bàn in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy hoặc McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have thêm fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? tình yêu thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the bàn in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy hoặc McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
xin chào bạn guys. bạn may know me here for the story Evening ngôi sao and Amore. But this is an exclusive story that can only be read on the link I hope bạn guys would like to read "Switched". Here's a little summary:
Bella thiên nga is a usual student in the small town of Forks. A new student comes along, and seemed to be hiding something huge. But Bella is also hiding something. But like forbidden love, they connect. Then on one April's Fool's Day, a mystical prank caused Edward and Bella to change bodies. While Carlisle tries to find the cure, Edward and Bella discovers the secrets behind their personal lives...
I hope bạn guys would want to read it. Plz tham gia my spot and read from there! Thx!
BTW: The link of "Switched" is up.
Bella thiên nga is a usual student in the small town of Forks. A new student comes along, and seemed to be hiding something huge. But Bella is also hiding something. But like forbidden love, they connect. Then on one April's Fool's Day, a mystical prank caused Edward and Bella to change bodies. While Carlisle tries to find the cure, Edward and Bella discovers the secrets behind their personal lives...
I hope bạn guys would want to read it. Plz tham gia my spot and read from there! Thx!
BTW: The link of "Switched" is up.
ALICE AND JASPER:
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE I FELT HOPE
JASPERS tim, trái tim Nữ hoàng băng giá IN TIME bởi A SINGLE BITE.
FLYING LIKE A HUMMING BIRDS WINGS (THIS LINE WAS đã đưa ý kiến TO BELLA bởi EDWARD -ECLIPSE-)
HOPE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, AND...LOVE
ALL AT ONCE COMING FROM SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
EMOTIONS HE BEARLY RECONIZED.
EMOTIONS HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
EMOTIONS THAT WOULD SOON BE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
EMOTINS THAT BELONGED TO ALICE HIS ONE AND ONLY REASON TO LIVE.
tình yêu SO STRONG, THEY WOULD KILL. KILL ONCE, TWICE... UNTIL THEY GOT TO THERE OTHER HALF
ALICE ISNT JUST JASPERS LOVE
SHE IS HIS KEY, HIS KEY TO HAPPINESS
THERE SOULS ATACHED FOREVER
THERE SOULS INTERWINED TOGHETHER
THERE SOULS BELONG TO EACH OTHER
SOULMATES FOR THE REST OF INTERNITY
BROUGHT TO HAPPINESS TOGHETHER AND WHEN IT COMES TIME THEY WILL BE TAKEN OUT TOGHETHER
THANX FOR READING
WRITTEN bởi RACHEL KETTLEWELL
TWILIGHT GIRL
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE I FELT HOPE
JASPERS tim, trái tim Nữ hoàng băng giá IN TIME bởi A SINGLE BITE.
FLYING LIKE A HUMMING BIRDS WINGS (THIS LINE WAS đã đưa ý kiến TO BELLA bởi EDWARD -ECLIPSE-)
HOPE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, AND...LOVE
ALL AT ONCE COMING FROM SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
EMOTIONS HE BEARLY RECONIZED.
EMOTIONS HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
EMOTIONS THAT WOULD SOON BE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
EMOTINS THAT BELONGED TO ALICE HIS ONE AND ONLY REASON TO LIVE.
tình yêu SO STRONG, THEY WOULD KILL. KILL ONCE, TWICE... UNTIL THEY GOT TO THERE OTHER HALF
ALICE ISNT JUST JASPERS LOVE
SHE IS HIS KEY, HIS KEY TO HAPPINESS
THERE SOULS ATACHED FOREVER
THERE SOULS INTERWINED TOGHETHER
THERE SOULS BELONG TO EACH OTHER
SOULMATES FOR THE REST OF INTERNITY
BROUGHT TO HAPPINESS TOGHETHER AND WHEN IT COMES TIME THEY WILL BE TAKEN OUT TOGHETHER
THANX FOR READING
WRITTEN bởi RACHEL KETTLEWELL
TWILIGHT GIRL
For those of bạn who don't know me, hoặc have never read my fanfictions, I'm renesmeblack. I write a story from Renesmee, Jacob, Mine, and occasionally Emmett's POV. Now, I have a ton of bad ideas, and some of the things bạn read from me are crash tests. Thankfully, many of my readers enjoy my fanfictions. The dummy is saved!
My stories are for girls who can't stop đọc the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I tình yêu Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. bạn wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, bạn read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few những người hâm mộ I have, thanks for the support and I'll see bạn in the đọc section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
My stories are for girls who can't stop đọc the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I tình yêu Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. bạn wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, bạn read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few những người hâm mộ I have, thanks for the support and I'll see bạn in the đọc section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo