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bạn Know You're đọc Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of bạn who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no ma cà rồng and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 giây after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re đọc a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: hoặc Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story hoặc a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I tình yêu you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 giây before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella búp bê barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is hoặc what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her bởi Alice hoặc Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with âm nhạc and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time hoặc another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The tác giả will almost always sneak in at least one book hoặc movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out bởi Edward watching her sleep

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Every thorn needs a rose

posted by uniquezandy

Alecs POV
Life was the same. Guarding, the Volturi lâu đài was boring. All of us were gathered in the living room.(the one with vivd colurs, expensive electrics and really comfrtable chairs). It was quiet and peacful, until.. "Aaagh!" Screamed my dear sister. Oh no.
This can't be good.
"This is an outrage! Volturi listen up. The Cu.. Cul.. I can't say it with out wanting the desire to kill.!" She screeched. Most of us were confused; but I knew my sister better than anyone. "You mean the Cullens sister?" I questioned. "Yes! They are all coming for a visit. They will be staying here for 3 years!"...

Destiny <3

posted by karlygirl26

Hi my name is Karly and I am new to nghề viết văn on here. I hope bạn like this. My cousin inspired me to write and post a story on her. It’s a different story. bạn can leave positive hoặc negative các bình luận I don’t mind. But please do bình luận and tell me what bạn think and what needs to be fixed in my story.
~Thanks a bunch. Karly.
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Chapter 1) The Unexpected

The chuông, bell rang making me jump out of my ghế, chỗ ngồi and come out of my thinking. I blinked a few times and went to gather my things off the bàn but he already had everything in...

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tình yêu Story: Chapter 3. Spiralling

posted by DWLoverTBCEDT

AU: I own a Cullen Crest wristband, and necklace, and a Team Edward bracelet. Unfortunately, I don't own Twilight. If I did there would have been a lot thêm Edward and a lot less Jacob. Kinda this chapter. As I promised, Edward. Have fun. Huge thanks to state of delusion for fixing my mistakes.

Chapter 3

Spiraling

I'm waiting for my moment to come,

I'm waiting for the movie to begin,

I waiting for a revelation,

I'm waiting for someone to count me in.

'Cause now I only see my dreams, in everything I touch,

Feel their cold hands on everything that I Love.

Cold like some magnificent skyline,

Out of my reach...

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The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 6

posted by runlikeawolf

"Flight 16 is about to land.Please fasten your seatbelts,"a voice rang.I opened my eyes.It took me a một phút to recognise my surroundings.The memories of the wedding flooded back into my mind.I was about to find out where Jake and I were going for our honeymoon."Good morning sleepyhead,"Jake said."Or should I say,good afternoon.I thought that flight would never end!"
I sat up and smiled."Well,at least we're about to land.I still don't see why bạn couldn't tell me where we're going."
He smiled,too."It was supposed to be a surprise."Just then,the pilot's voice rang out."I repeat.Flight 16 for...

My happy ending, A sequel to Renesme's Life 2

posted by Angelcatz11

7:00 AM
Renesme's eyes slowly opened, she looked around her room, Her eyes set lock on something on her desk. She threw the covers off her and got up. Once she reached the bàn the gasped and laughed a little. It was a plush russet red wolf, It had a tag on it saying: Renesme, This is for you, tình yêu ya-Jacob She picked it up and squeezed it inhaling the strong sweet smell of her lover. Then she proceeded to put it down and take a hot shower, after she brushed her hair and Threw on A brown sweater and some jeans. Lightly she walked down stairs hoping not to wake her parents. She got out eggs,...

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Renesme's Life chap 5

posted by Angelcatz11

Renesme's POV

After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon áo khoác on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some Converse and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom hoặc dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.

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Midnight light chapter 6-The unexpected

posted by twimar

Jacob pov

What did the vamp want now?god couldn't he ever get leave anything that happened alone?I heard him laugh stay out of my head I thought hoping he would listen. Once we where outside I deside to ask"what the he'll do want?"spite in his face"well I was just going warn bạn about something"he đã đưa ý kiến now what was this about?"about Nahuel"he đã đưa ý kiến which made me hiss god did I hate Nahuel."easy"Edward wound me"what about him"I ask once I was settled down" he in tình yêu with renesmee" he told me.now I just want to kill him. "easy"he told me again.that was what made me notice that I was thinking...

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tình yêu Story: Chapter 2. I am the Walrus

posted by DWLoverTBCEDT

AN: Alright, welcome back to my crazy world. I own a valentine card with Edward on it. Does this mean I own Edward? No, Meyer calms all. I'm just playing with them a bit. As always much thanks go out to state of delusion for making this readable. Okay have fun.

Chapter 2

I am the Walrus

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you'll get a tan

From standing in the rain.

-The Beatles

"Alice!" I called into the sitting room. "I can't find my red and vàng earrings, the ones with the Spanish hoa hồng embossed on them. Do bạn know where they are?"

"They're in the black velvet...

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 5

posted by runlikeawolf

"All right,that should be everyone!"Alice sang.Jake and I were in her room.We had just finished addressing the enormous stacks of envelopes."It's a good thing I heal quickly,"Jake said.I shoved his arm."Come on,"I lied."It wasn't that bad!"He laughed."Yeah.I'll only need another fifteen hours for my hand to heal."
Alice interupted."All right bạn two,Jacob,get out.I need to hiển thị Nessie something.She shoved him to the door."All right,all right!I'm going!Sheesh!"Once he was out,Alice zoomed to her gigantic closet and pulled out a large plastic bag."Oh,my gosh!"I said."Is that...?"
"Yep,your wedding...

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who doesn't want to have a vampire boyfriend? not me

posted by cullengilbert

don't bạn ever wonder what your life would be like if your boyfriend was a vampire? i do every ngày there are a few things that i know for sure:

1. they will never get old.
even when bạn are thirty they will still look young.

2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on bạn because bạn know there big secrete that they are vampires!

3. they will be able to defend bạn and protect bạn for ever.
no one could ever touch bạn hoặc hurt bạn again he could defend bạn from all danger.

reads tiếp theo months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.

drowning(jacobs side)

posted by runlikeawolf

I was running.Pounding through the trees of Forks that I knew so well.I had only one objective in my mind right now,and that was to kill the bloodthirsty monster streaking through the trees ahead of me.The plan was to drive her to Quil and Paul who were waiting about a mile off.
As she streaked through the trees,I thought about the ngày that we all found out what she wanted.Bella.She would never touch her!Nothing could touch Bella.I couldn't let that happen!
The truth was,I loved Bella.She was the only thing worth living for.Without her,I would be just your normal,depressed,teenage werewolf!The...

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Mất tích then Found 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bella's POV
I didn't know what to do hoặc think. Me and Edward, was taken out the room bởi Marie-louise. She knelt down and explained things. "Hey listen, bạn two are an toàn, két an toàn ok? I promice to take care of you." She whispered soothing words. Suddenly, the scariness went away. After a few minutes, she lead us to a room. It was massive! It had a bunk bed, tv and everything. "Welcome to your new room. bạn two will be sharing it." She đã đưa ý kiến with a happy expression on her face. Both our eyes lit up like a giáng sinh tree. I was excited, so I grabbed Edwards hand and ran round the room with him. We were jumping...

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Edward hoặc Jacob?

posted by anna_tvd

It's a worldwide thảo luận that happens every single day: Edward hoặc Jacob?

I wish I could pick a side. I am strongly on the fence about this one. Edward, the beautiful, sparkly, loving vampire hoặc Jacob, the hot, restless, young werewolf. Seriously, are we supposed to pick?

To help myself (and probably a lot of you), I have decided to compare the options. Please, read, and tell me after you're done if bạn can decide either.

Edward- He cares. Though it sounds cliche, it's true. He would do anything ever at any time ever to protect Bella. He nearly killed himself once while in the process. So, yes,...

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2.Hero

posted by DarkStranger

BPOV
He is officially my hero. No one ever đã đưa ý kiến something back to MR.Banner. Ever. He liked to insult his students a lot, and I was used to it.. Okay, no I wasn't but I tried to ignore him like I haven;t heard hoặc saw how he looks at me hoặc talk. But what Edward did today was mind blowing. It was so wrong and so good in the same time that I didn't know what should I do when I'll see him in the director cabinet. Slap him hoặc applause.
I didn't know why I was going to that cabinet at all. I didn't start this fight, I didn't even know why Edward was so mad at Barner so much. Is he was mad because...

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An Eye For Seth Chapter 8.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I didn't eat. I didn't move. I just sat. And here I am, still sitting. First of all, I didn't want to eat her food. She had made tuna salad. I hate tuna salad. I always have. When my mother made a tuna miếng bò hầm, bít tết for lunch one time, I had to lean my head all the way out the window to get rid of my stomach ache.

I look at my window, and see the moon in full view. It has to be at least midnight, maybe later.

My phone buzzes tiếp theo to me and I pick it up, only to see that it's Clara.

I hesitate and then flip the phone open.

"Clara?"

"Mon ami, bình luận je vous ai manque. My friend, how I've missed...

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Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner People’s Choice Awards Bound

posted by Hellohoudini

bởi Twilight_News |
According to MTV:

“Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart are among the first to xác nhận that they’ll be attending, making the pair a recurring feature on the red carpet (remember their adorable joint presentation of a “scary movie”-themed feature at last year’s Academy Awards?), and they’ll be in good company with a host of other celebs including Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Emma Roberts, Leighton Meester, and Mila Kunis. ”

Other người nổi tiếng tend to walk the red carpet, so be on the lookout for thêm names to be at the hiển thị on January 5th. Twilight was up for a ton of awards, expect Taylor and Kristen to pick up a few as well as possibly be presenters.

bạn can also catch live Red Carpet coverage on @Ustream at 4:30pm PT / 7:30pm ET on Jan 5! link

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New Start, Chapter 5

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
__________________________________________________
Bella’s POV

The rest of the tháng went basically the same, get up, get dressed, eat, go to school, and not see Edward. After a while I got used to not seeing Edward but I couldn’t forget that it was probably my fault he never returned. I was hoping he’d come back just so I could stop worrying and blaming myself. I’d even deal with the glaring. It was raining when I got up, a good thing for me. Today was going to be a great ngày I hoped. When...

It's Complicated Chapter One

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

New Story Twilight?N2P
It's Complicated
It's complicated, that's how Jacob would all ways start the story whenever I asked him why I was different. I looked nothing like the Black family, I didn't favor a single one of them. They all had dark hair and dark eyes while I was the complete opposite. White blonde hair and blue eyes. I could barley blend in, my hair and eyes gave away but skin was just as tan as it could be.
I knew the story Jake was going to tell me, I asked about this a lot. But mainly at bedtime.
Every night right before giường I would ask Jacob Black "why am I different?" and every...

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New Start, Chapter 3

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
__________________________________________________Bella’s POV

Math went bởi slowly probably because everyone was staring at me, just the thing I hated. After class mike met me bởi the door. What’s your tiếp theo class? he asked still cheerful English I answered hoping he’d have a different class I really didn’t want a cún yêu, con chó con kind of boy the first day. O he answered I history. After that we went in opposite directions heading to our classes. English went bye surprisingly fast all we did was watch...

taking chances chapter 22

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 22
My mother was laughing with my aunt alice, grandma esme, and aunt Rosalie. Uncle Emmett, and uncle jasper were watching tv (what a surprise).. my grandfather was talking to my father andSvetlana was just listening. Emily was talking with Sky. And I was talking with Ivan.
“- we’ll get married, di chuyển to a huge house, and live happily ever after” he told me, planning our future. I laughed.
“no kids. No pets?” I asked him
“im not really a người hâm mộ of kids” he admitted, and I smacked him. and accidentally hit my broken arm.
“ouch”I đã đưa ý kiến quietly.
“careful ness” Ivan told me
“seriously,...