1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom ‘Thing 1’ and ‘Thing 2’.
2. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night.
3. When they come back to their trang chủ town after a buổi hòa nhạc yell “Yea, you’re back!” and hug them like you’ll never let go. After about five phút constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t bạn be going somewhere?”
4. Sell all four of them on eBay.
5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker.
6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their songs loudly and off-key.
7. Constantly remind them that the female of the...
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