Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.
Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* bạn sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, bạn killed five of the guards, and bạn don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting tiếp theo to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: bạn call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: bạn have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit bạn asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*
Song: link
Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.
Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the một giây floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.
Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*
SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2
Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.
Starring Wind and Master Sword from windwakerguy430
CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* tham gia me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands tiếp theo to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*
Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and cầu vồng Dash
Tetra: Would bạn like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.
Also starring Doctor Eggman
Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.
And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on hàng đầu, đầu trang of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. bạn want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as bạn DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.
The teleporter was just a vòng tròn carpet with a stick sticking out of it.
Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would bạn like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, nấm Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*
Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.
Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria
Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
cầu vồng Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*
The headlights popped up, and machine súng were fired from inside the headlights
Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
cầu vồng Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
cầu vồng Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe bạn should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did bạn come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
cầu vồng Dash: Do bạn even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, bạn continue driving your Corvettes.
cầu vồng Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was bạn were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
cầu vồng Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.
They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.
Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: bạn must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, ngựa act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did bạn come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want bạn to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. bạn still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do bạn live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would bạn like to live at my castle?
Wind: bạn have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? bạn living with me hoặc not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live bởi myself.
Twilight: Fuck bạn man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted bởi a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!
Sean and cầu vồng Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.
Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one thêm thing we need. *Opens the thân cây of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*
Song: link
Sean: *Goes in with cầu vồng Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots them with her shotgun*
Sean: *Goes into a room, and shoots everyone inside*
cầu vồng Dash: *Moves forward*
Sean: *Behind cầu vồng Dash*
The hallway up ahead ended, and there were only two ways to go. Left, hoặc right.
Sean: *Signals cầu vồng Dash to go right, as he goes left*
cầu vồng Dash: *Goes right, and shoots a Nazi*
Nazi: Ahh! *Dies*
Sean: *Takes cover behind a box, and shoots two Nazis*
They continued, and met each other at the start of another hallway.
Sean: Looks like we walked around a square.
cầu vồng Dash: Least we're not walking in circles.
Sean: *Moves forward*
cầu vồng Dash: *Follows Sean* What is it we're looking for?
Sean: The weapon room. There should be lots of explosives.
cầu vồng Dash: Now I see what the bombs are for.
Nazis: *Get in front of them, and start shooting*
Sean: Get back, use the walls for cover! *Runs back to the start of the hallway*
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies above Sean*
They made it, nearly getting shot during the process.
Sean: Cover me. I'll take them down. *Shoots down all of the Nazis in front of them*
Nazi: *Appears in front of cầu vồng Dash* Halt!
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots him*
Sean: Good work. di chuyển up.
They made it into the weapon's room.
Sean: *Looks at six fuel tanks tiếp theo to each other* If any of Eggman's soldiers come in here, shoot them.
*Goes to the fuel tanks*
cầu vồng Dash: *Watching the door*
Sean: *Leaves the backpack on the ground, only taking out one bomb. He sets it to 3 minutes* The rest of the bombs will explode once this gets set off. *Runs to cầu vồng Dash* Let's get out of here. Fly to the entrance as fast as bạn can. Don't stop for anything until bạn get to your car. I'll meet bạn there.
cầu vồng Dash: Roger. *Flies back to her car*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control. *Teleports between his car, and cầu vồng Dash's*
cầu vồng Dash: *Arrives*
Sean: Let's get out of here.
They got into their cars, and drove off. 2 phút and 45 giây later, the barracks were destroyed bởi the bombs.
Stop the song
Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed bởi Sean and cầu vồng Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do bạn want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. bạn are our leader.
Eggman: I want bạn to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, hoặc just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do bạn want us to do?
Eggman: Make thêm tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and bạn ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are bạn keeping me here?
Twilight: Because bạn have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are bạn talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because bạn don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
cầu vồng Dash: *Stops tiếp theo to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see bạn two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad bạn decided to not kill yourself bởi standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
cầu vồng Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are bạn kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
cầu vồng Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
cầu vồng Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
cầu vồng Dash: So, where are bạn going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
cầu vồng Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the một giây floor, and add thêm tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
cầu vồng Dash: Why don't bạn come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
cầu vồng Dash: Would bạn rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since bạn put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. bạn let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
cầu vồng Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. bạn know that? *Gets in cầu vồng Dash's car*
And so, Sean and cầu vồng Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.
Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in cầu vồng Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
cầu vồng Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps bạn might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks at the phone* Let's see what Chrome does. *Goes on the internet* Twilight has my teleporter. What are we going to do about it?
cầu vồng Dash: If bạn want to teleport places, my boyfriend Sean can help bạn out. Just ask him when we get to my place.
Wind: *Looking at the phone* I typed in your name, and there's something that says rule 34. What is that?
cầu vồng Dash: *Snickers* bạn gotta find out for yourself.
Wind: *Looks at the rule 34 pics of cầu vồng Dash* OH FUCK NO!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! *Gives cầu vồng Dash her phone back*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing*
Wind: It's not funny. People are insulting you.
cầu vồng Dash: Ah, I don't care. They don't know what I look like in real life. *Sees a portal open in front of her* Oh shit!! *Swerves to the right*
Sean: What is that?
Nazis: *Arriving in tanks*
Sean: Eggman sent thêm soldiers in tanks!! *Drives left* Dash, use your grenade launchers!
cầu vồng Dash: *Turns her car around, and shoots four grenades at a tank*
One tank explodes, and it blocks the portal.
Sean: Nice. There's only three left. Let's get out of here before they crush us. *Floors it*
cầu vồng Dash: *Follows Sean*
Wind: Where are we going?
cầu vồng Dash: Somewhere where they can't get a good view of us.
Sean: This should be good enough. *Stops his car*
cầu vồng Dash: *Turns her car around so the grenade launchers are facing the tanks*
Sean: *Launches a remote controlled missile* I'm going for the tank that's further away. bạn take out the other two.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm on it. *Launches four grenades*
Sean: *Hits the 3rd tank with his missile* Kill confirmed.
cầu vồng Dash: *Watches the 1st tank blow up* That một giây tank is stuck.
It couldn't go around. It was stuck between the first, and third tank.
Nazi: Damnt! How do I take out those bastards?
Sean: Allow me. *Launches another missile*
Nazi: *Sees the tên lửa coming towards him* Ah!! *Dies*
Wind: ..........................I take back everything I said. That, was, AWESOME!! bạn guys have bad đít, mông, ass weapons, that I wish we had back at Hyrule. All of our weapons are crap compared to what bạn two have!
cầu vồng Dash: Glad to hear that.
Sean: *Hearing airplanes* Sounds like Eggman got some bombers in here as well.
cầu vồng Dash: We better hurry to my place, and call Celestia. *Drives*
Sean: *Follows*
Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack arrived.
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked bởi airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do bạn two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are cầu vồng Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And cầu vồng probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do bạn know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.
Master Sword stopped his car near cầu vồng Dash's cloudhouse.
Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* cầu vồng Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are bạn doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see cầu vồng Dash, because I know bạn two ngày each other, and I knew she would tell bạn this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
cầu vồng Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
cầu vồng Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
cầu vồng Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?
At the airbase.
Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get thêm portals set up so we can have thêm tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*
Sean and cầu vồng Dash entered Twilight's lâu đài in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and cầu vồng Dash, I would like bạn two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as bạn can.
Wind: Sabotage is one of my yêu thích things to do.
Celestia: Good. Pinkie Pie, I need bạn to go deliver your baked goods to the hospital for all of our patients.
Pinkie Pie: I tình yêu doing zhat! I'm German, so my baked goods are really really good!!
Sean: *Snickers* She's got a great personality.
Wind: I hate it.
Celestia: Applejack, I want bạn to help manufacture some weapons. bạn will meet with a stallion named George Tildon. He will be at the train station in 20 minutes. Do not be late.
Applejack: I won't let bạn down Princess. I'm going there now. *Goes*
Celestia: And Twilight, I got a good job for you.
Twilight: What is it?
Celestia: Stay here with Spike. Two of my royal guards will arrive to give bạn some blueprints of an airplane that will be designed. I want bạn to use your magic to make those planes.
Twilight: Man, why don't bạn do that?! I want to get in the action like Sean, cầu vồng Dash, Applejack, and the others. Why do I have to stay here and do something boring?!?
Celestia: It's not boring, and it's very important. Everyone, go do your jobs.
Everyone except Celestia and Twilight left.
Celestia: I expect bạn to obey my orders, otherwise I will take your wings away, and you'll never be a princess ever again. *Teleports out of the castle*
Twilight: *Goes into her room*
Spike: Twilight, what's wrong?
Twilight: Man, I think Celestia doesn't like me anymore.
Spike: That's ridiculous. She does care about you. Making those airplanes for us to stop Eggman's army is a very important job.
Twilight: But that ain't what I want! I want to fight against them! Not make stuff! If Celestia won't give me what I want, I will go against her!! *Teleports into Canterlot*
Spike: *Annoyed* Twilight, you're such an idiot.
Royal Guards: *In the castle, minding their own business*
Twilight: *Appears*
Song: link
Guards: Princess Twilight, we were just going to see-
Twilight: *Uses magic to make a Thompson appear*
Guards: Twilight?
Twilight: *Shoots the Royal Guards*
Celestia: What was that?
Luna: Gunfire. We must go down there right now!
Twilight: *Shoots four thêm Royal Guards, and takes cover behind a tường while reloading*
Royal Guards: *Returning fire, but every bullet hits the wall*
Twilight: *Shoots them*
Song: link
Celestia & Luna: Twilight!! Stop this right now!!
Twilight: Fuck you!! I am part of Eggman's army now!!
Celestia & Luna: *Shoot magic beams from their horns*
Twilight: *Shoots a magic beam from her horn*
A big ball of light was now between the three alicorns.
Luna: We're going to beat her.
Twilight: *Makes the ball go towards them*
Celestia: I don't believe this!
Twilight: *Gets the ball closer, and uses her gun to shoot the two princesses*
They died from the ball exploding.
Royal Guards: *Arriving* Twilight. What have bạn done?
Twilight: *Kills them all with her gun*
Once that was done, Twilight flew away from the castle. She was going to talk to Eggman, and let him know she wanted to tham gia him.
Sean arrived at the airbase with cầu vồng Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.
Wind: So, how did bạn get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* bạn have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers, and 150 fighters.
Wind: Maybe I should call bạn Master Bait.
Master Sword: No! That makes me go...
cầu vồng Dash: Oh please don't-
Master Sword:....On....
Sean: *Shakes his head* He's gonna do it.
Master Sword:.....A......
Sean: Way to go Wind.
Wind: What did I do?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazis: *Looking at them*
Master Sword: *Gets rid of his flames*
Fortunately, they were too far away to be spotted.
cầu vồng Dash: Phew.
Sean: *Lets out a sigh of relief, then looks at Wind* bạn could have được trao away our position.
Wind: xin chào sorry man. Has your friend ever heard of anger management?
Master Sword: Have bạn ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
Sean: Have bạn ever heard of completing a mission? Let's stop arguing, and get the sabotage over with.
The four of them quietly got to the airbase.
Sean: *Opens his backpack*
cầu vồng Dash: bạn got the explosives?
Sean: Yes. *Looks at a hangar with fuel, and oil. One of the bombers are also inside* bạn three cover me while I put one of the time bombs inside. *Runs into the hangar*
Wind: Question. Why don't we just get a huge bomb, and destroy this place in less than 45 seconds?
cầu vồng Dash: We don't have enough resources to make a bomb that big.
Sean: *Returns* Okay, I'm back. The timer is set to 5 minutes. Let's put some bombs in the rest of the hangars, and get out of here.
Master Sword: I thought we were sabotaging the planes.
Sean: Trust me, when my bombs go off, they will be sabotaged.
Wind: I'm just surprised no one spotted us yet.
Sean: Good, let's keep it that way.
There were three thêm hangars that Sean had to put the bombs in. bởi the time that was done, they were leaving the base.
Metal Sonic: Intruders alert!
Sean: Get out of here!
cầu vồng Dash: We're not leaving you-
Sean: I đã đưa ý kiến get out!! *Gets his machine gun*
Wind: Let's do what he says, I'm not staying here. I want to watch some anime! *Runs away*
Master Sword: *Runs away with cầu vồng Dash*
Sean: *Shoots Metal Sonic 50 times*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman has được trao me bullet proof armor. bạn can't defeat me with guns.
Sean: Well then. *Puts his gun down* I'll have to defeat bạn another way.
Metal Sonic: *Flies towards Sean*
Sean: *Grabs him, and throws him into a boulder*
Metal Sonic: *Gets up* You're good, but I'm better.
Sean: *Punches Metal Sonic as he flies towards him*
Metal Sonic: *His head spins clockwise several times as he stands in front of Sean* bạn don't know when to quit.
Sean: Nope.
Metal Sonic: *Shoots a tên lửa from his hand*
Sean: *Jumps over the missile*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots another missile*
Sean: *Spin dashes the tên lửa in half, and hits Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman is sending thousands of Nazis in planes and tanks to destroy you, and everyone in this world that interferes. bạn can prevent that from happening if bạn surrender, and no one has to be hurt.
Sean: Eggman doesn't know what he's facing. *Punches Metal Sonic twice, then kicks him*
Metal Sonic: Twenty five percent health remaining. I must defeat this grey hedgehog for the doctor. *Shoots six missiles*
Sean: *Runs away, and dodges them. He finds a big stone, and grabs it*
Metal Sonic: I will send Sonic my condolences when I kill you.
Sean: *Throws the stone*
Metal Sonic: *Gets hit between the eyes, and falls down*
Sean: *Goes to machine gun, and gets it*
Nazis: *Running from the airbase*
Sean: *Checks his watch* 3. 2. 1.
The hangars exploded at the same time, and destroyed nearly every airplane. The planes that weren't destroyed took severe damage from the debris.
Sean: *Runs away* Catch me if bạn can bạn Krauts.
Metal Sonic: *On the ground, but his eyes start to glow again*
Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.
Eggman: I want the son of a chó cái, bitch responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone bởi now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna tham gia bạn guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: bạn did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have bạn Mất tích your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I Mất tích my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do bạn think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As bạn wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do bạn still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* hiển thị me how to get there.
In Canterlot.
Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
cầu vồng Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
cầu vồng Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
cầu vồng Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging cầu vồng Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our tiếp theo mission.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.
Everyone in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.
Song: link
Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's hiển thị them what we got.
55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.
Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master Sword: *Shooting the soldiers on the airbase*
cầu vồng Dash: Those bombers are heading away from us.
Sean: They could be trying to hit Canterlot, stop them.
Germans: *Passing Canterlot*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Shooting anti aircraft guns*
Germans: *Pass Canterlot, without dropping any bombs*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldier: They didn't attack.
Dispatch Pony: What direction are they heading?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldier: It looks like they're heading for the Crystal Empire.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Pilots: *Shooting down two fighters, and a bomber*
Sean: Nice one.
Eggman: *Angry* Metal Sonic, Twilight, there's a special plane I have made for myself, but it also fits two people. Care to tham gia me?
Metal Sonic: With pleasure.
Dispatch Pony: Attention all pilots, we believe the Krauts are heading for The Crystal Empire, we need to stop them before they reach their destination.
Sean: I copy, we're heading after those bombers now.
Wind: There's too many Nazis out here, we need to lose them before we go after those bombers.
Sean: I have a plan. All pilots, follow me.
They flew back to Canterlot.
Nazis: *Following Sean, and his team as they return fire*
Sean: Hang in there, we're almost there.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Hiding the anti aircraft súng with tarps, but they quickly pull them off, and shoot at the Nazis*
Nazi Pilots: *Turning around. Half of them are getting shot*
Wind: *Laughs*
Master Sword: Good thinking.
Sean: Now, on to the bombers. The other enemy pilots won't be following us anymore.
The bombers were in front of them. 70 planes were flying towards the bombers.
Nazi 19: Enemy pilots, behind us.
Nazi 359: Get the machine súng set up.
Nazis: *Get machine súng ready to attack their enemy*
Stop the song
Eggman: *Seeing his planes return from battle*
Nazis: *Land their planes*
Eggman: What is the meaning of this?!? bạn have a bunch of airplanes to take down!
Nazis: Anti aircraft fire. We're not going back out there.
Eggman: bạn are cowards! Luckily, Twilight Sparkle, and Metal Sonic are going with me to take them down. Are bạn coming with us, hoặc not?
Nazi 46: What about the anti aircraft guns?
Eggman: Go around them!
Nazis: Oh. We didn't think of that.
Eggman: Now let's go!
Eggman's plane was just like any ordinary fighter, but his had a 50 caliber machine gun on each side. The left one was controlled bởi Twilight, and the right one was controller bởi Metal Sonic.
Song: link
Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my former friends. Friendship ain't magic anymore nigga!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Seriously. Why did bạn let her tham gia us again?
Eggman: She's much thêm powerful than you, despite her constant annoying rants. Get your machine súng ready, I'm going to start shooting down the enemies. *Shoots down Master Sword, and two thêm ponies*
Master Sword: *Going down with the other two ponies*
Stop the song
cầu vồng Dash: Master Sword, bạn three okay?
Master Sword: Only one of us died, and I'm just glad it's not me.
Eggman: We will keep shooting down the enemy pilots until we find Sean. He is our hàng đầu, đầu trang priority.
Metal Sonic: Yes doctor.
Sean: *Passing under the bombers, goes up, and turns around once he gets over them, and shoots at all of them as they pass under him*
Nazi: How the hell is he doing that?!
Eggman: I see him, above our bombers.
Twilight: *Aims his machine gun, and fires at Sean*
Sean: *Takes a few hits, and looks to his right* Eggman. *Turns around, and follows Eggman*
Twilight: Yo! We're being followed!!
Eggman: Then shoot him!
Metal Sonic: We're trying to aim at him, but our súng aren't going far enough!
Sean: *Shoots Eggman's plane*
Eggman: *Turns right*
Sean: *Follows*
Metal Sonic: Almost there.
Sean: *Fires thêm bullets*
They were now flying in circles.
Sean: xin chào Dash, give me a hand with Eggman.
cầu vồng Dash: On my way. *Turns around, and flies towards the battle*
Metal Sonic: *Fires the 50 caliber machine gun* He's still too far to the right!
Twilight: I can't even see him!!
Eggman: *Sees several bullets hit the window of the cockpit* Where did those come from? *Looks left, and sees cầu vồng Dash* Another enemy, 9' O Clock.
Twilight: *Spots cầu vồng Dash, and shoots at her*
cầu vồng Dash: I'm taking heavy damage. *Goes down under the plane*
Sean: Stay behind me.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets behind Sean*
Sean: *Continues to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy thêm bullets* I'm going to run out of ammo soon. How much do bạn have?
cầu vồng Dash: Plenty to shoot down this son of a bitch.
Sean: How about it? *Turns to the right to get thêm ammo for his plane*
cầu vồng Dash: *Fires thêm bullets at Eggman* He must have thick armor hoặc something, because he's taken a lot of damage, and isn't going down yet. *Goes up to gain altitude, then goes down, and fires bullets at the cockpit*
Eggman: *Nearly getting shot, but tilts the plane clockwise*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots cầu vồng Dash's plane*
cầu vồng Dash: Ah! *Sees smoke coming from her plane* I'm going down!!
Sean: *Looks at cầu vồng Dash* That asshole's gonna pay when I get him.
Eggman: *Following Sean*
Sean: I gotta lose him. *Goes up towards the clouds*
Eggman: You're not gonna get any cover from up there. *Shoots Sean's plane*
Sean: *His plane stops working* Shit, I almost made it. *Gets his parachute, jumps out, and lands on the wing of Eggman's plane* This isn't what I had in mind.
Song: link
Eggman: *Starts to go down*
Sean: *Holding on*
Twilight: *Shoots off Sean's parachute*
Sean: *Goes towards Twilight, and grabs the gun*
Twilight: *About to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy thêm bullets*
Sean: *Takes the gun out of her grasp*
Twilight: Yo, let me have your gun!
Metal Sonic: Why?
Twilight: Man, it's a fuckin' emergency!!
Sean: *Shoots Twilight, and Metal Sonic*
Eggman: *Flying towards the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance as they continue to fight his bombers* I only have fifteen left. Let me help them finish off those pesky ponies.
Sean: *The plane is going too fast for him, and he falls off, landing on a tree* I'm not finished yet. *Shoots Eggman's plane with the gun he took from Twilight*
Eggman: *Losing altitude in his plane* My engines have failed! I'll make that grey hedgehog regret this, one way hoặc another!!
Stop the song
Sean: *Climbs down the tree*
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies towards Sean* Hey.
Sean: You're okay.
cầu vồng Dash: I heard on the radio that we took down all of those bombers.
Sean: I think I may have defeated Eggman. I don't know yet. I shot his plane a bunch of times with this machine gun, and I saw him lose altitude.
cầu vồng Dash: *Hugs Sean, and kisses him*
Sean: And you're raising my altitude. *Kisses her*
As they continued to kiss, Wind and the other pilots of the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance flew over them.
The End
Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* bạn sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, bạn killed five of the guards, and bạn don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting tiếp theo to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: bạn call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: bạn have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit bạn asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*
Song: link
Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.
Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the một giây floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.
Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*
SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2
Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.
Starring Wind and Master Sword from windwakerguy430
CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* tham gia me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands tiếp theo to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*
Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and cầu vồng Dash
Tetra: Would bạn like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.
Also starring Doctor Eggman
Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.
And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on hàng đầu, đầu trang of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. bạn want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as bạn DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.
The teleporter was just a vòng tròn carpet with a stick sticking out of it.
Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would bạn like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, nấm Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*
Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.
Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria
Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
cầu vồng Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*
The headlights popped up, and machine súng were fired from inside the headlights
Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
cầu vồng Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
cầu vồng Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe bạn should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did bạn come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
cầu vồng Dash: Do bạn even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, bạn continue driving your Corvettes.
cầu vồng Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was bạn were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
cầu vồng Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.
They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.
Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: bạn must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, ngựa act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did bạn come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want bạn to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. bạn still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do bạn live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would bạn like to live at my castle?
Wind: bạn have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? bạn living with me hoặc not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live bởi myself.
Twilight: Fuck bạn man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted bởi a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!
Sean and cầu vồng Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.
Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one thêm thing we need. *Opens the thân cây of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*
Song: link
Sean: *Goes in with cầu vồng Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots them with her shotgun*
Sean: *Goes into a room, and shoots everyone inside*
cầu vồng Dash: *Moves forward*
Sean: *Behind cầu vồng Dash*
The hallway up ahead ended, and there were only two ways to go. Left, hoặc right.
Sean: *Signals cầu vồng Dash to go right, as he goes left*
cầu vồng Dash: *Goes right, and shoots a Nazi*
Nazi: Ahh! *Dies*
Sean: *Takes cover behind a box, and shoots two Nazis*
They continued, and met each other at the start of another hallway.
Sean: Looks like we walked around a square.
cầu vồng Dash: Least we're not walking in circles.
Sean: *Moves forward*
cầu vồng Dash: *Follows Sean* What is it we're looking for?
Sean: The weapon room. There should be lots of explosives.
cầu vồng Dash: Now I see what the bombs are for.
Nazis: *Get in front of them, and start shooting*
Sean: Get back, use the walls for cover! *Runs back to the start of the hallway*
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies above Sean*
They made it, nearly getting shot during the process.
Sean: Cover me. I'll take them down. *Shoots down all of the Nazis in front of them*
Nazi: *Appears in front of cầu vồng Dash* Halt!
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots him*
Sean: Good work. di chuyển up.
They made it into the weapon's room.
Sean: *Looks at six fuel tanks tiếp theo to each other* If any of Eggman's soldiers come in here, shoot them.
*Goes to the fuel tanks*
cầu vồng Dash: *Watching the door*
Sean: *Leaves the backpack on the ground, only taking out one bomb. He sets it to 3 minutes* The rest of the bombs will explode once this gets set off. *Runs to cầu vồng Dash* Let's get out of here. Fly to the entrance as fast as bạn can. Don't stop for anything until bạn get to your car. I'll meet bạn there.
cầu vồng Dash: Roger. *Flies back to her car*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control. *Teleports between his car, and cầu vồng Dash's*
cầu vồng Dash: *Arrives*
Sean: Let's get out of here.
They got into their cars, and drove off. 2 phút and 45 giây later, the barracks were destroyed bởi the bombs.
Stop the song
Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed bởi Sean and cầu vồng Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do bạn want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. bạn are our leader.
Eggman: I want bạn to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, hoặc just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do bạn want us to do?
Eggman: Make thêm tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and bạn ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are bạn keeping me here?
Twilight: Because bạn have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are bạn talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because bạn don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
cầu vồng Dash: *Stops tiếp theo to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see bạn two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad bạn decided to not kill yourself bởi standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
cầu vồng Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are bạn kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
cầu vồng Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
cầu vồng Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
cầu vồng Dash: So, where are bạn going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
cầu vồng Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the một giây floor, and add thêm tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
cầu vồng Dash: Why don't bạn come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
cầu vồng Dash: Would bạn rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since bạn put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. bạn let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
cầu vồng Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. bạn know that? *Gets in cầu vồng Dash's car*
And so, Sean and cầu vồng Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.
Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in cầu vồng Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
cầu vồng Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps bạn might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks at the phone* Let's see what Chrome does. *Goes on the internet* Twilight has my teleporter. What are we going to do about it?
cầu vồng Dash: If bạn want to teleport places, my boyfriend Sean can help bạn out. Just ask him when we get to my place.
Wind: *Looking at the phone* I typed in your name, and there's something that says rule 34. What is that?
cầu vồng Dash: *Snickers* bạn gotta find out for yourself.
Wind: *Looks at the rule 34 pics of cầu vồng Dash* OH FUCK NO!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! *Gives cầu vồng Dash her phone back*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing*
Wind: It's not funny. People are insulting you.
cầu vồng Dash: Ah, I don't care. They don't know what I look like in real life. *Sees a portal open in front of her* Oh shit!! *Swerves to the right*
Sean: What is that?
Nazis: *Arriving in tanks*
Sean: Eggman sent thêm soldiers in tanks!! *Drives left* Dash, use your grenade launchers!
cầu vồng Dash: *Turns her car around, and shoots four grenades at a tank*
One tank explodes, and it blocks the portal.
Sean: Nice. There's only three left. Let's get out of here before they crush us. *Floors it*
cầu vồng Dash: *Follows Sean*
Wind: Where are we going?
cầu vồng Dash: Somewhere where they can't get a good view of us.
Sean: This should be good enough. *Stops his car*
cầu vồng Dash: *Turns her car around so the grenade launchers are facing the tanks*
Sean: *Launches a remote controlled missile* I'm going for the tank that's further away. bạn take out the other two.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm on it. *Launches four grenades*
Sean: *Hits the 3rd tank with his missile* Kill confirmed.
cầu vồng Dash: *Watches the 1st tank blow up* That một giây tank is stuck.
It couldn't go around. It was stuck between the first, and third tank.
Nazi: Damnt! How do I take out those bastards?
Sean: Allow me. *Launches another missile*
Nazi: *Sees the tên lửa coming towards him* Ah!! *Dies*
Wind: ..........................I take back everything I said. That, was, AWESOME!! bạn guys have bad đít, mông, ass weapons, that I wish we had back at Hyrule. All of our weapons are crap compared to what bạn two have!
cầu vồng Dash: Glad to hear that.
Sean: *Hearing airplanes* Sounds like Eggman got some bombers in here as well.
cầu vồng Dash: We better hurry to my place, and call Celestia. *Drives*
Sean: *Follows*
Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack arrived.
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked bởi airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do bạn two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are cầu vồng Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And cầu vồng probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do bạn know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.
Master Sword stopped his car near cầu vồng Dash's cloudhouse.
Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* cầu vồng Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are bạn doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see cầu vồng Dash, because I know bạn two ngày each other, and I knew she would tell bạn this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
cầu vồng Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
cầu vồng Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
cầu vồng Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?
At the airbase.
Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get thêm portals set up so we can have thêm tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*
Sean and cầu vồng Dash entered Twilight's lâu đài in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and cầu vồng Dash, I would like bạn two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as bạn can.
Wind: Sabotage is one of my yêu thích things to do.
Celestia: Good. Pinkie Pie, I need bạn to go deliver your baked goods to the hospital for all of our patients.
Pinkie Pie: I tình yêu doing zhat! I'm German, so my baked goods are really really good!!
Sean: *Snickers* She's got a great personality.
Wind: I hate it.
Celestia: Applejack, I want bạn to help manufacture some weapons. bạn will meet with a stallion named George Tildon. He will be at the train station in 20 minutes. Do not be late.
Applejack: I won't let bạn down Princess. I'm going there now. *Goes*
Celestia: And Twilight, I got a good job for you.
Twilight: What is it?
Celestia: Stay here with Spike. Two of my royal guards will arrive to give bạn some blueprints of an airplane that will be designed. I want bạn to use your magic to make those planes.
Twilight: Man, why don't bạn do that?! I want to get in the action like Sean, cầu vồng Dash, Applejack, and the others. Why do I have to stay here and do something boring?!?
Celestia: It's not boring, and it's very important. Everyone, go do your jobs.
Everyone except Celestia and Twilight left.
Celestia: I expect bạn to obey my orders, otherwise I will take your wings away, and you'll never be a princess ever again. *Teleports out of the castle*
Twilight: *Goes into her room*
Spike: Twilight, what's wrong?
Twilight: Man, I think Celestia doesn't like me anymore.
Spike: That's ridiculous. She does care about you. Making those airplanes for us to stop Eggman's army is a very important job.
Twilight: But that ain't what I want! I want to fight against them! Not make stuff! If Celestia won't give me what I want, I will go against her!! *Teleports into Canterlot*
Spike: *Annoyed* Twilight, you're such an idiot.
Royal Guards: *In the castle, minding their own business*
Twilight: *Appears*
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Guards: Princess Twilight, we were just going to see-
Twilight: *Uses magic to make a Thompson appear*
Guards: Twilight?
Twilight: *Shoots the Royal Guards*
Celestia: What was that?
Luna: Gunfire. We must go down there right now!
Twilight: *Shoots four thêm Royal Guards, and takes cover behind a tường while reloading*
Royal Guards: *Returning fire, but every bullet hits the wall*
Twilight: *Shoots them*
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Celestia & Luna: Twilight!! Stop this right now!!
Twilight: Fuck you!! I am part of Eggman's army now!!
Celestia & Luna: *Shoot magic beams from their horns*
Twilight: *Shoots a magic beam from her horn*
A big ball of light was now between the three alicorns.
Luna: We're going to beat her.
Twilight: *Makes the ball go towards them*
Celestia: I don't believe this!
Twilight: *Gets the ball closer, and uses her gun to shoot the two princesses*
They died from the ball exploding.
Royal Guards: *Arriving* Twilight. What have bạn done?
Twilight: *Kills them all with her gun*
Once that was done, Twilight flew away from the castle. She was going to talk to Eggman, and let him know she wanted to tham gia him.
Sean arrived at the airbase with cầu vồng Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.
Wind: So, how did bạn get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* bạn have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers, and 150 fighters.
Wind: Maybe I should call bạn Master Bait.
Master Sword: No! That makes me go...
cầu vồng Dash: Oh please don't-
Master Sword:....On....
Sean: *Shakes his head* He's gonna do it.
Master Sword:.....A......
Sean: Way to go Wind.
Wind: What did I do?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazis: *Looking at them*
Master Sword: *Gets rid of his flames*
Fortunately, they were too far away to be spotted.
cầu vồng Dash: Phew.
Sean: *Lets out a sigh of relief, then looks at Wind* bạn could have được trao away our position.
Wind: xin chào sorry man. Has your friend ever heard of anger management?
Master Sword: Have bạn ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
Sean: Have bạn ever heard of completing a mission? Let's stop arguing, and get the sabotage over with.
The four of them quietly got to the airbase.
Sean: *Opens his backpack*
cầu vồng Dash: bạn got the explosives?
Sean: Yes. *Looks at a hangar with fuel, and oil. One of the bombers are also inside* bạn three cover me while I put one of the time bombs inside. *Runs into the hangar*
Wind: Question. Why don't we just get a huge bomb, and destroy this place in less than 45 seconds?
cầu vồng Dash: We don't have enough resources to make a bomb that big.
Sean: *Returns* Okay, I'm back. The timer is set to 5 minutes. Let's put some bombs in the rest of the hangars, and get out of here.
Master Sword: I thought we were sabotaging the planes.
Sean: Trust me, when my bombs go off, they will be sabotaged.
Wind: I'm just surprised no one spotted us yet.
Sean: Good, let's keep it that way.
There were three thêm hangars that Sean had to put the bombs in. bởi the time that was done, they were leaving the base.
Metal Sonic: Intruders alert!
Sean: Get out of here!
cầu vồng Dash: We're not leaving you-
Sean: I đã đưa ý kiến get out!! *Gets his machine gun*
Wind: Let's do what he says, I'm not staying here. I want to watch some anime! *Runs away*
Master Sword: *Runs away with cầu vồng Dash*
Sean: *Shoots Metal Sonic 50 times*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman has được trao me bullet proof armor. bạn can't defeat me with guns.
Sean: Well then. *Puts his gun down* I'll have to defeat bạn another way.
Metal Sonic: *Flies towards Sean*
Sean: *Grabs him, and throws him into a boulder*
Metal Sonic: *Gets up* You're good, but I'm better.
Sean: *Punches Metal Sonic as he flies towards him*
Metal Sonic: *His head spins clockwise several times as he stands in front of Sean* bạn don't know when to quit.
Sean: Nope.
Metal Sonic: *Shoots a tên lửa from his hand*
Sean: *Jumps over the missile*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots another missile*
Sean: *Spin dashes the tên lửa in half, and hits Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman is sending thousands of Nazis in planes and tanks to destroy you, and everyone in this world that interferes. bạn can prevent that from happening if bạn surrender, and no one has to be hurt.
Sean: Eggman doesn't know what he's facing. *Punches Metal Sonic twice, then kicks him*
Metal Sonic: Twenty five percent health remaining. I must defeat this grey hedgehog for the doctor. *Shoots six missiles*
Sean: *Runs away, and dodges them. He finds a big stone, and grabs it*
Metal Sonic: I will send Sonic my condolences when I kill you.
Sean: *Throws the stone*
Metal Sonic: *Gets hit between the eyes, and falls down*
Sean: *Goes to machine gun, and gets it*
Nazis: *Running from the airbase*
Sean: *Checks his watch* 3. 2. 1.
The hangars exploded at the same time, and destroyed nearly every airplane. The planes that weren't destroyed took severe damage from the debris.
Sean: *Runs away* Catch me if bạn can bạn Krauts.
Metal Sonic: *On the ground, but his eyes start to glow again*
Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.
Eggman: I want the son of a chó cái, bitch responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone bởi now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna tham gia bạn guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: bạn did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have bạn Mất tích your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I Mất tích my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do bạn think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As bạn wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do bạn still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* hiển thị me how to get there.
In Canterlot.
Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
cầu vồng Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
cầu vồng Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
cầu vồng Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging cầu vồng Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our tiếp theo mission.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.
Everyone in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.
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Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's hiển thị them what we got.
55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.
Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master Sword: *Shooting the soldiers on the airbase*
cầu vồng Dash: Those bombers are heading away from us.
Sean: They could be trying to hit Canterlot, stop them.
Germans: *Passing Canterlot*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Shooting anti aircraft guns*
Germans: *Pass Canterlot, without dropping any bombs*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldier: They didn't attack.
Dispatch Pony: What direction are they heading?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldier: It looks like they're heading for the Crystal Empire.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Pilots: *Shooting down two fighters, and a bomber*
Sean: Nice one.
Eggman: *Angry* Metal Sonic, Twilight, there's a special plane I have made for myself, but it also fits two people. Care to tham gia me?
Metal Sonic: With pleasure.
Dispatch Pony: Attention all pilots, we believe the Krauts are heading for The Crystal Empire, we need to stop them before they reach their destination.
Sean: I copy, we're heading after those bombers now.
Wind: There's too many Nazis out here, we need to lose them before we go after those bombers.
Sean: I have a plan. All pilots, follow me.
They flew back to Canterlot.
Nazis: *Following Sean, and his team as they return fire*
Sean: Hang in there, we're almost there.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Hiding the anti aircraft súng with tarps, but they quickly pull them off, and shoot at the Nazis*
Nazi Pilots: *Turning around. Half of them are getting shot*
Wind: *Laughs*
Master Sword: Good thinking.
Sean: Now, on to the bombers. The other enemy pilots won't be following us anymore.
The bombers were in front of them. 70 planes were flying towards the bombers.
Nazi 19: Enemy pilots, behind us.
Nazi 359: Get the machine súng set up.
Nazis: *Get machine súng ready to attack their enemy*
Stop the song
Eggman: *Seeing his planes return from battle*
Nazis: *Land their planes*
Eggman: What is the meaning of this?!? bạn have a bunch of airplanes to take down!
Nazis: Anti aircraft fire. We're not going back out there.
Eggman: bạn are cowards! Luckily, Twilight Sparkle, and Metal Sonic are going with me to take them down. Are bạn coming with us, hoặc not?
Nazi 46: What about the anti aircraft guns?
Eggman: Go around them!
Nazis: Oh. We didn't think of that.
Eggman: Now let's go!
Eggman's plane was just like any ordinary fighter, but his had a 50 caliber machine gun on each side. The left one was controlled bởi Twilight, and the right one was controller bởi Metal Sonic.
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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my former friends. Friendship ain't magic anymore nigga!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Seriously. Why did bạn let her tham gia us again?
Eggman: She's much thêm powerful than you, despite her constant annoying rants. Get your machine súng ready, I'm going to start shooting down the enemies. *Shoots down Master Sword, and two thêm ponies*
Master Sword: *Going down with the other two ponies*
Stop the song
cầu vồng Dash: Master Sword, bạn three okay?
Master Sword: Only one of us died, and I'm just glad it's not me.
Eggman: We will keep shooting down the enemy pilots until we find Sean. He is our hàng đầu, đầu trang priority.
Metal Sonic: Yes doctor.
Sean: *Passing under the bombers, goes up, and turns around once he gets over them, and shoots at all of them as they pass under him*
Nazi: How the hell is he doing that?!
Eggman: I see him, above our bombers.
Twilight: *Aims his machine gun, and fires at Sean*
Sean: *Takes a few hits, and looks to his right* Eggman. *Turns around, and follows Eggman*
Twilight: Yo! We're being followed!!
Eggman: Then shoot him!
Metal Sonic: We're trying to aim at him, but our súng aren't going far enough!
Sean: *Shoots Eggman's plane*
Eggman: *Turns right*
Sean: *Follows*
Metal Sonic: Almost there.
Sean: *Fires thêm bullets*
They were now flying in circles.
Sean: xin chào Dash, give me a hand with Eggman.
cầu vồng Dash: On my way. *Turns around, and flies towards the battle*
Metal Sonic: *Fires the 50 caliber machine gun* He's still too far to the right!
Twilight: I can't even see him!!
Eggman: *Sees several bullets hit the window of the cockpit* Where did those come from? *Looks left, and sees cầu vồng Dash* Another enemy, 9' O Clock.
Twilight: *Spots cầu vồng Dash, and shoots at her*
cầu vồng Dash: I'm taking heavy damage. *Goes down under the plane*
Sean: Stay behind me.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets behind Sean*
Sean: *Continues to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy thêm bullets* I'm going to run out of ammo soon. How much do bạn have?
cầu vồng Dash: Plenty to shoot down this son of a bitch.
Sean: How about it? *Turns to the right to get thêm ammo for his plane*
cầu vồng Dash: *Fires thêm bullets at Eggman* He must have thick armor hoặc something, because he's taken a lot of damage, and isn't going down yet. *Goes up to gain altitude, then goes down, and fires bullets at the cockpit*
Eggman: *Nearly getting shot, but tilts the plane clockwise*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots cầu vồng Dash's plane*
cầu vồng Dash: Ah! *Sees smoke coming from her plane* I'm going down!!
Sean: *Looks at cầu vồng Dash* That asshole's gonna pay when I get him.
Eggman: *Following Sean*
Sean: I gotta lose him. *Goes up towards the clouds*
Eggman: You're not gonna get any cover from up there. *Shoots Sean's plane*
Sean: *His plane stops working* Shit, I almost made it. *Gets his parachute, jumps out, and lands on the wing of Eggman's plane* This isn't what I had in mind.
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Eggman: *Starts to go down*
Sean: *Holding on*
Twilight: *Shoots off Sean's parachute*
Sean: *Goes towards Twilight, and grabs the gun*
Twilight: *About to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy thêm bullets*
Sean: *Takes the gun out of her grasp*
Twilight: Yo, let me have your gun!
Metal Sonic: Why?
Twilight: Man, it's a fuckin' emergency!!
Sean: *Shoots Twilight, and Metal Sonic*
Eggman: *Flying towards the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance as they continue to fight his bombers* I only have fifteen left. Let me help them finish off those pesky ponies.
Sean: *The plane is going too fast for him, and he falls off, landing on a tree* I'm not finished yet. *Shoots Eggman's plane with the gun he took from Twilight*
Eggman: *Losing altitude in his plane* My engines have failed! I'll make that grey hedgehog regret this, one way hoặc another!!
Stop the song
Sean: *Climbs down the tree*
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies towards Sean* Hey.
Sean: You're okay.
cầu vồng Dash: I heard on the radio that we took down all of those bombers.
Sean: I think I may have defeated Eggman. I don't know yet. I shot his plane a bunch of times with this machine gun, and I saw him lose altitude.
cầu vồng Dash: *Hugs Sean, and kisses him*
Sean: And you're raising my altitude. *Kisses her*
As they continued to kiss, Wind and the other pilots of the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance flew over them.
The End
