all ngôi sao smash mouth

1. When bạn get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend bạn are deaf. 

4. If he asks if bạn knew how fast bạn were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if bạn can see his gun. 

6. When he says bạn aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him bởi his first name. 

11. Pretend you...

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Extinguisher hoặc Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in tình yêu with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do bạn mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like bạn like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell bạn later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why bạn don't like me! Boy: Do bạn really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...

Just copy it, xóa my responses and add your own. Post the results in the các bình luận if bạn like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten ngẫu nhiên Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to bữa tối, bữa ăn tối at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...