Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN- OST Marionette

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When bạn see it, you'll shit bricks!

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The 20 Dumbest các câu hỏi asked on Yahoo các câu trả lời

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious bài viết on pcworld.com
Don't know who the tác giả is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's huy hiệu Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Gấu ấu dâm

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password" hoặc "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits tiếp theo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be thêm imaginative.

I will not bore my boss bởi with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some thêm excuses.

I will do less laundry and use thêm deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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The hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The hiển thị was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids hiển thị that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The hiển thị had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my yêu thích parts of the hiển thị was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of bạn might have heard of the game Facade. those of bạn who have, bạn probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she đã đưa ý kiến "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they đã đưa ý kiến yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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ngẫu nhiên Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are thêm likely to become serial killers.

Everything bạn see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are thêm likely to dream when bạn are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If bạn tear off paper from bottles, bạn are sexually...

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did bạn get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A chim cánh cụt rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick các câu hỏi

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect. Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:

If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.

2 : If bạn overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked bởi his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes trang chủ and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother các câu trả lời " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad các câu trả lời "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Elfen Lied trích dẫn

posted by invadercalliope

•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let bạn go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling bạn how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas bởi discussion
-Like to learn new task bởi talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus thêm on their own inner world,...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if bạn live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The tiếp theo day, cut the balloons off and bạn got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when bạn can barely di chuyển as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Our least yêu thích characters

posted by scarletunicorn

So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to bình luận on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified bởi the fandom but have tổng thể massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom Queen who just lives to cattily pick on...

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Stupid Things People Actually tìm kiếm On Google #2

posted by deathding

Let's fuckin do this

Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN những người hâm mộ now, which is my most được ưa chuộng bài viết to date, so I guess a lot of bạn wanted a sequel. Hope bạn guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do bạn REALLY need Lời khuyên from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened bởi any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a không gian at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention hoặc care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern được ưa chuộng in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents hoặc manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

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Lily Collins

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