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posted by black_magics
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1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Mất tích my phone, can bạn call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When bạn sleep over never boss me around in giường unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If bạn don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” hoặc “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If bạn want sex, just ask. (In case bạn didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1: What eye color do bạn find sexiest?

2: White, milk, hoặc dark Sô cô la mocha?

3: If bạn could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did bạn grow up in a small hoặc big town? Did bạn like it?

5: Your yêu thích adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of sinh tố sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates hoặc ninjas? Why?

11: Have bạn ever climbed a cây thêm than...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with thêm than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are bạn busy?" hoặc "Are bạn doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by cute20k
98
1. Dial a ngẫu nhiên number and confuse the person who các câu trả lời bởi saying things like;
"Why did bạn call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ngẫu nhiên statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ngẫu nhiên bài viết like this.

4. At walmart hoặc somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, hoặc a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
động vật không răng, armadillo, cingulata
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
nhồng, barracuda, cá nhồng
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black chim ưng (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black chó sói, sói
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
19
I don’t know what makes bạn so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told bạn to be yourself simply couldn’t have được trao bạn worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t bạn have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let bạn mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are bạn always this stupid hoặc are bạn making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like bạn before – but I had to pay an admission.

If bạn took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d tình yêu to help bạn out…now, which way did bạn come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by iluvsmj
59
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at bạn trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but bạn my friend!! yes you!! bạn CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If bạn didn't have feet bạn wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do bạn wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for bạn %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make bạn tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are bạn remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with bạn when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves bạn more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Những người bạn say i tình yêu her thêm than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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added by sideshowbobbart
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers bạn know.
12.Strangers bạn don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to xóa above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the lò nướng on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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Here are my danh sách of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let bạn know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything hoặc eating anything bạn might spit it hoặc something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the cây chổi, chổi late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the vịnh, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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1: watch an anime series bạn think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until bạn get kicked out

8: be completely ngẫu nhiên to the people around you.

9:listen to artists bạn hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy bờ biển for no complete reason
posted by My8thUsername
3
A/N: I tình yêu copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic danh sách I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. bởi the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do hoặc has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when bạn don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your trang chủ without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress hoặc Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend hoặc boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by Bubblekat
1
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone

3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
24
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as bạn walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at bạn for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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