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Gấu ấu dâm

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped bởi terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds lấy trộm, đánh cắp it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket lấy trộm, đánh cắp it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive bạn to madness bởi letting bạn figure out why the heck I đã đưa ý kiến pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, hoặc perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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My hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 LEAST yêu thích người nổi tiếng

posted by KataraLover

These are my hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 LEAST yêu thích người nổi tiếng and just like with my hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 yêu thích người nổi tiếng danh sách I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell bạn how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to hiển thị that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a danh sách like this pretty much just đã đưa ý kiến they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my danh sách and please keep in mind this is just my...

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ngẫu nhiên people

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My hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 Best Female hát Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I tình yêu her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, hoặc movie. Please bình luận and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The thiên nga Princess, Anastasia,...

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100 Hottest Male người nổi tiếng (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - bạn should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are bạn really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he đã đưa ý kiến that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can bạn tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 ngẫu nhiên "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. bạn will never find anybody who can give bạn a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell bạn that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling bạn that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed bởi the federal government is entertainment.
5. bạn should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests bạn think she's pregnant unless bạn can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With bạn XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have bạn been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down.

Man: Your place hoặc mine?
Woman: Both. bạn go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do bạn do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: xin chào baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do bạn like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF bạn DON'T PASS THIS ON bạn DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All ngày long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of tình yêu xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

Kiss On The Lips-I tình yêu You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Mất tích bạn

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My hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 yêu thích animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there âm nhạc videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I tình yêu them thêm then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I tình yêu these two they start out hating each other then become close Những người bạn hoặc maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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các câu hỏi a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask hoặc Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If bạn Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would bạn mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs bạn and takes a little something off bạn would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are bạn sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If bạn say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all bạn want, not like I care if bạn are hoặc aren't...As long as bạn don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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yêu thích Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him hoặc erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If bạn want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go phía trước, chuyển tiếp when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the đàn ghi ta, guitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If bạn get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

added by Rainbow_Veins