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10. Tell a ngẫu nhiên person bạn tình yêu them
9. go up to a worker and ask them ngẫu nhiên questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big hoặc for guys just a ngẫu nhiên bra and ask a worker how bạn look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat thực phẩm before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs
posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell bạn that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS dao, con dao AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours hoặc mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do bạn put that back?"

I had a lot of fun nghề viết văn these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
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Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If bạn don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley hoặc our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I đã đưa ý kiến giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the bánh mỳ, bánh mì and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the tim, trái tim one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do bạn know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, tình yêu
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I tình yêu bạn and I'm not afraid, oh

Can bạn hear me?
Can bạn feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of bạn
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow cây
(Come and find me)

I know bạn hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of bạn
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the các câu hỏi really loudly and if they try to tell bạn to be quite say "shhh this is a test bạn know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering ngẫu nhiên numbers to the person tiếp theo to bạn and then when the teacher tells bạn off say "They made me give them the các câu trả lời hoặc they đã đưa ý kiến they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at bạn say "What are bạn lookin at!" hoặc "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the bàn and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have bạn been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all đã đưa ý kiến in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Những câu chuyện về rồng now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
hoặc there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your lâu đài in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads bạn to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK bạn LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get bạn to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom đã đưa ý kiến and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia đã đưa ý kiến and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth hoặc Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a cái gối, gối and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth hoặc dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth hoặc dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare bạn to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter sách and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from bạn (Example: When in a car hoặc an elevator). If bạn don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and giáng sinh and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their yêu thích song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The tiếp theo time bạn and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a phiếu bầu to see which of bạn successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with bạn - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever bạn have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If bạn were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have bạn ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would bạn ask such a câu hỏi now? bạn don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when bạn were 35 years old and bạn really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give bạn a loan? Remember how one ngày the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no các câu hỏi asked?"

"Oh, Betty, bạn did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for bạn bạn twit she was only after your money and could have được trao a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can bạn guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell bạn about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair hoặc putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The tiếp theo chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying trang chủ and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING bởi TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go bởi car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!