Deadpool vs Gangnam Style

"She couldn't get out of bed. Couldn't find the will to even check her phone, with no new texts hoặc emails. Lately it had felt like breathing was too much of an effort. Everything was too much, too hard, too much for her to handle. How had this happened? It seemed like one ngày she woke up, and it hit her. Life wasn't worth living anymore. School had taken over her life, the drama she chose to ignore was getting out of control. Somehow she'd slipped through the cracks, while making sure she didn't fall off the cliff. Her Những người bạn hadn't even noticed that she wasn't there when they looked into...

" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: xin chào baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her knife...

Hair: If bạn vòi hoa sen at night fixing your giường hair in the morning will be a hassle. If bạn straighten your hair go ahead and get started before going to bed. That way when bạn straighten it in the morning also it won't be so time consuming. After straightening your hair use a night cream on your hair. If bạn wear your hair curly bạn should curl it hoặc scrunch it in the morning but still use the night serum to wake up with shiny locks. For volume the tiếp theo morning wear your hair in a high ponytail at night.

2.Face: First off wash your face at night and in the morning for better skin. At night after...

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I thought I’d share with bạn all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the phim chiếu rạp and leave me trang chủ all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. thêm and thêm were seeping through until the whole...

I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew bạn were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my tim, trái tim broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While bạn go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my tim, trái tim broken into two
And theres nothing bạn can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...