Taken 2 Trailer

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When bạn arrive at the tiếp theo stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If bạn are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach bạn all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now bạn know how to do it!
Now, if bạn want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and hiển thị your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if bạn win, bạn get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If bạn are a winner check everything on your profile.

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Human Giant - Rise to the Challenge X''D

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ngẫu nhiên Unexplainable Pictures

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LoL!

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Dahvie Vanity SExxxxxxYYY!

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Girls i think are pretty

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Girls I think are pretty

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Should I have a cookie?

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Source: tumblr, where else?

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my ngẫu nhiên picture

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Jealous trích dẫn

posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is thêm of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
unknown
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most đắng, cay đắng of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...

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ngẫu nhiên Dani Stump trích dẫn (She's my alter ego married to Patick Stump)

posted by 16falloutboy

Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The âm nhạc genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a ngẫu nhiên stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: bạn HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT bạn DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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survey

posted by dylin1

Time for some fun... LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT bạn
1. Are bạn single?
Yeah.

2. Are bạn happy about that?
no

3. Are bạn bored?
YES

4. Are bạn sad?
Nah.

5. Are bạn Italian?
No...

6. Are bạn pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are bạn cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are bạn Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. yêu thích color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....

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How to get girls to notice guys.

posted by ultimatefredde

1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something bạn aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner hoặc later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what bạn really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, hoặc take her to dinner, also sometimes a card hoặc a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, bạn wont die...

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Why Guys tình yêu Girls ?

posted by JonasLuver1

Why Guys tình yêu Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they Kiss bạn ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though bạn both know she’s the most beautiful...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a cây and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just đọc some of the Kẻ hủy diệt trích dẫn through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash ngày tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. bạn might get annoyed bởi it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Siêu nhân pajamas. Siêu nhân wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a tim, trái tim attack. His tim, trái tim isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first bạn don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....

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How to be ngẫu nhiên

posted by KateKicksAss

This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!

Of course, if bạn are TRULY random, bạn shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever bạn may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases hoặc monologues hoặc pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Những người bạn hoặc logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if bạn got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and bạn can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...