Stand on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the high board and say bạn won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because bạn have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend bạn can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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