Q .. Did bạn here about the blonde who shot an Mũi tên xanh into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests bạn could try
1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
