Harry Potter as an Anime.

Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...

Everything bạn can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every năm in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a được ưa chuộng thực phẩm in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...

Be proud of your gender
Reasons why bạn shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. bạn know stuff about tanks

4. A five ngày vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. bạn can open all your own jars

7. Old Những người bạn don't give bạn crap if you've gained weight

8. Your đít, mông, ass is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bia gut does not make bạn invisible to the opposite sex

11. bạn can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. bạn can kill your own...