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Happy Birthday cake!

added by justinfangrrl

Source: I dunno!

I đã đăng this to wish a happy birthday to someone... bạn know who bạn are! :)

bức ảnh

ngẫu nhiên

happy birthday

cake

This ngẫu nhiên bức ảnh might contain cupcake, bó hoa, phần trên áo đàn bà, bó hoa thơm, bouquet, corsage, posy, and nosegay.

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Celebrating Randomness

added by Little_Cullen

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bờ biển, bãi biển

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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thats ngẫu nhiên

added by ay3

Source: my Google skillz

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Why I don't like the ngẫu nhiên người hâm mộ club

posted by misscrazel

1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I đã đăng a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think bạn can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the ngẫu nhiên người hâm mộ club doesn't mean bạn won't get reported.

3. The các câu hỏi aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then bạn click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If bạn post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.

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The Social Monsters: Cliques, Conformity, and Stereotypes:

posted by theatreprincess

There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over bởi the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

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Cute Letter from Dani to her husband Patrick <3

posted by 16falloutboy

To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw bạn to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I tình yêu you
bạn say do bạn mean it?
I say yes I do
I tình yêu bạn
thêm than anything in the world
bạn tình yêu me for who I am
Not for my looks hoặc body
Just me
If bạn never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
bạn found me and took me in
bạn cared for me and treated me like...

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Puns for Educated People

posted by Bananaaddict

This danh sách was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My các sở thích are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round bàn was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much bạn push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...

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Fear Of Itching

posted by Schnusch

What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.

Why Do People Fear Itching?

If bạn have a phobia about itching, bạn may harbor some memories of past infections hoặc other problems that caused bạn to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.

Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...

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Bill Gates Goes to Hell

posted by x-menobsessed26

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up bởi St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send bạn to Heaven hoặc Hell. After all, bạn enormously helped society bởi putting a computer in almost every trang chủ in America, yet bạn also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let bạn decide where bạn want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let bạn visit both places briefly,...

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100 ways to annoy a pizza, bánh pizza, bánh pizza man

posted by Thecharliejay

1. If using a touch-tone, press ngẫu nhiên numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...

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13 ngẫu nhiên ways to be annoying

posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried bởi me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to ngẫu nhiên people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô at ngẫu nhiên people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were bạn following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, bạn run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do bạn follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do bạn have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...

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11 stupid things i really want to do!!!!!

posted by tribro3

1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man hoặc YMCA
5. cú đấm someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on hàng đầu, đầu trang of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and cú đấm all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus hoặc Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"

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Zodiac:Scorpio

posted by KitkatKaysa

Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The bọ cạp
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...

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Things that will get on someone's nerves

posted by TDAPlayer158

1. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person bạn are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person the same gender as bạn and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" hoặc "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a ngẫu nhiên man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."

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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by Mallory101

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him bạn saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house hát Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it bởi Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. hiển thị him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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5 Reasons to read Twilight. (Just for fun, im being silly, no bad các bình luận please!)

posted by hsyw

1. Everytime bạn read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If bạn are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meebo Sites Emoticons

posted by cute20k

meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide bởi cute20k đã đăng 2 phút cách đây

meebo
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things bạn don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can bạn make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, đàn piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , bạn know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. di chuyển "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...